I Want A Lil' Top Hat
It must be nice to be Dita Von Teese. You can sort of get away with wearing an extra homo top hat out in public. I want to wear one, but I wouldn't make it halfway down the street without getting into several bitch slap fights with lil' top hat haters. Besides, I would probably look like Mr. Peanut's pre-op son that nobody ever talks about.
Dita wore this shit to some Patrick Demarchelier party in Paris last night. I'm pretty convinced that Dita is going to outlive us all. She's some kind of super vampire who can function in the daylight. In 200 years, her and Larry King will be chilling out with the aliens and Parasite Hilton's mutant crabs.
Here's more of the ancient artifact in Paris last night. Lenny Kravitz also graced the event with his hotness, but he totally looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy transported to 1990s Seattle. I also threw in a few pictures of the po' man's Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry.
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Okie you is so silly!
Me love you longer then Manson and this Tim Burtonlesque dancer ever loved up on each others freaky bits.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 30, 2008 - 11:52am.
Happy New Year, y'all.
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Happy New Year!
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Submitted by OMG.WTF. on September 30, 2008 - 11:47am.
Is Lenny wearing Docs? Really??
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Frankly, its the only thing I've ever seen him wear besides sandals.
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Happy New Year, y'all.
L'shanah tovah.
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Dita has her own style in a world inundated with people stuck up each other butts so even though it may be tired or wore down she owns it.....
No I'm not a Dita looney I just appreciate her individuality now I'm going online to shop at Old Navy....
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
LoLo.. eeeewwww! hahahhaaa! ewwwww!
haha!
I love Manson, tho.. Charles,Marilyn, Shirley, Fuck any body..
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ubmitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 11:47am.
Mr. Peanut called... yeah, you know the rest.
LOL! Mr. Peanut called and he said, " I hope you were not wearing my hat when you were letting Manson sit on your face."
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All of these people look stupid, IMO.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
FatMartha!! *brushes your back hair* Oh so pretty and soft.. Do you exfoliate?? Anyways.. She so Does look like Rumor.. LMAO!! I bet that's her real mom!! Or REAL DAD!!! Gulp!!!
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Mr. Peanut called... yeah, you know the rest.
Is Lenny wearing Docs? Really??
That woman looks scary.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 11:45am.
You know what? Me too. If nothing else, at least, she can spread that idea around a little.
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For real. For all we know she's at home in crocs and sweatpants but when she leaves her house she's ON.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by Stoney on September 30, 2008 - 11:42am.
Um, her face isn't pretty at all. I'm not fooled by the spackle and costumes.
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Me either. She's fug. Straight up fug.
I think she's lovely, but I'm surprised that no one has noticed that she looks like Rumer's not-so-distant cousin.
Good morning, all.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
dita von teese......overrated much?
Submitted by Nanners on September 30, 2008 - 11:43am.
I respect her dedication to always looking fierce.
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You know what? Me too. If nothing else, at least, she can spread that idea around a little.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
I like Dita but her look is now dated,the burlesque/pin up thing is tired.Girl needs to def get a new hair do and drop that awful hair,change the black too.I love her outfit though and the hat rocks.She needs to change her look to stay fresh.Lenny is a major hottie.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I respect her dedication to always looking fierce.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 30, 2008 - 11:35am.
Manjaw McGinty!! Without make-up she'd look shite! No rumblings in the shorts!
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Damn, She'd have to look really fucking awful for your shorts not to rumble!! That's ruff!
Um, her face isn't pretty at all. I'm not fooled by the spackle and costumes.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm with Knuckles. How is it that a stripper looks so matronly? And for chrissakes, Dita, a little sun won't kill you unless you're a vampire.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I dont care for the hat, but her outfit is hot very nice. She's so pretty.
she has her own style, that's for sure, but other than that, no clue why she's famous. but that's also true of a lot of other famous people..
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Manjaw McGinty!! Without make-up she'd look shite! No rumblings in the shorts!
lenny can get it
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Her schtick has gotten old. Give it a rest, Dita. Please.
I like Dita, I think I might go as her for Halloween. I really like Katy Perry's dress. And it's called POSTURE, stop standing like a 5 yr old who needs to go be pee!!!!
I do not understand her fame.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
seriously, enuf with Katy Perry already, MK.
Yuck!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
She kinda looks like Willy Wonka.
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" I want to wear one, but I wouldn't make it halfway down the street without getting into several bitch slap fights with lil' top hat haters. Besides, I would probably look like Mr. Peanut's pre-op son that nobody ever talks about."
LMFAOROFL, MK. Pure gold. hahahaha
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the hat sux but she's hot!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Poor man's Zooey. That's about right.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I want a li'l tiara.
Katy Perry WISHES she were Zooey Deschanel!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
NO no NOOO! *shakes head* No more Katy Perry.. *cries* waaaaaaaa..
lmao about Lil top hat haters!!
Don't top hat Hate, top hat participate!!!
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