Tuesday, September 30th 2008

NO! NO! NO!

What in the dirty mop water hell is going on here?! My extreme hate for my arch rival CHERYL BURKE just went up a gazillion points! Mop Head probably knew that Maksim Chmerkovskiy from "Dancing with the Has-Beens" is the only dude on that show I'd let go nuts deep. How dare she! I just want to wring her damn mop head out and then replace it with a squeegee head.

If Maksim has some kind of mop fetish, I'll immediately put on a Komondor wig and scrub the shit out of his bathroom floor.

I'm so depressed. I'm going to go cuddle with my Swiffer and thank it for not having a mop head. While I'm doing that, watch Cloris Leachman's never ending Lucille Ball impersonation on DWTS last night. This time Cloris looked like Lucy fucking up during a Man of La Mancha audition.



Posted by: Michael K


She is just seriously so unattractive. She would look much better, bodywise at least, if she would dress for her size. I won't go as far as saying she is fat, because she really isn't but she's not a thin girl either. Clothes that fit properly would flatter her figure much more than the 2 sizes too small jeans she favors.

ocd can be good's picture

To JBL, thanks for the link (just got back in). There's actually a history behind the cat in the avie. He came from one of the local prisons as they were trying to curb their cat population. I ended up getting a second one when the owner went AWOL on a pass.

roxie's picture

I was disappointed with Cloris, she wasn't her usual self last night.

Mr.Jeffers's picture

My ass disappeared with my hairline!

Oh that Maxim is a hot piece all right!I wish cheyl would loan me her mop wig to cover my bald spots!Above and below the belt, Bitchez!

angel_i's picture

Wow. This lady gets fuglier by the second, no?

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Those red suits are very Paul Revere and the Raiders.

MK, you shouldn't be sad because judging from his crotch "balls deep" wouldn't even be noticed. how can you wear jeans that tight and have nothing there?

paris herpes's picture

I think this is akin to looking at Kim KardASSian putting on size 2 jeans and waiting for her butt to explode. In this case, it's Cheryl's thighs!

Your face!

paris herpes's picture

Don't worry Mk, your arch nemesis can barely walk in those faded black jeans, they are SO fuckin' tight on her. She needs to buy a size larger and give it up! Let the booty breathe dammit!

Your face!

AttentionWhore's picture

She must let the guys go "Balls Deep" in her mouth while diddling the chocolate starfish...
I'm gonna try that and call it the Cheryl Burke

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HairyPotheadfan's picture

Maks??? For the love of GAWD....NOOOOO!!!!!!

One word: easy

Submitted by Kp on September 30, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Why is she attractive to these men? I see nothing not absolutely ordinary about this girl. I never understand those ordinary ugly oatmeal girls that tons of men seem to find hot.

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fraublucher, that was nice what you wrote about your friend. But a man is a man, and when he's getting a blow job, he doesn't care how ugly the blower is. He can't see her face anyway. We've all heard about Cheryl 'supermophead' Burke. She's famous for going down south on all of her dance partners.

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Mel-Tang's picture

LMAO MK, here is the video of that night with your arch rival. The paps questions are gold. LOLOLOLOL

Cheryl is a FATASS for a dancer. ugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcJoGSbA2s

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"my arch rival..." lmao. mk, you are too much. your hatred for cheryl burke is soo funny, and i don't even know why. i have no prb with her, but if it makes you feel any better, a.) you have good taste bc maks is really hot b.) cheryl has put on ALOT of weight which is weird since she's a dancer c.) maks and cheryl are just friends. the person that said that is right. they did just do a dance video together, and he always just refers to her as "my good friend."

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Submitted by fraublucher on September 30, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I am personally friends with Maks and I know for a fact that they are just friends. They recently worked on a new dancing video. Maksim is completely straight and has MUCH higher standards than that ugly chick. She is NOT his type. He is an absolute flirt and extremely touchy so please don't mistake that as interest other than friendship. I would never tell him this but I think she is hideous and seems like she is a total drunken bitch (my 2 cents).

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gia's picture

mop head is chunky with saggy boobs...she looks like a muppet too except without all the cuteness.

Kp's picture

Why is she attractive to these men? I see nothing not absolutely ordinary about this girl. I never understand those ordinary ugly oatmeal girls that tons of men seem to find hot.

Green Is Good's picture

"Maksim Chmerkovskiy from "Dancing with the Has-Beens" is the only dude on that show I'd let go nuts deep. How dare she! I just want to wring her damn mop head out and then replace it with a squeegee head."
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Ha ha ha!

MK, honey. Jealousy is such an ugly color. And it doesn't go with anything. Except "Crazed Stalker Red".

On the upside, you still have your sluts that truly love you.

This guy would use you like a latrine, and head for the exit.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.

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That's frog abuse!! *rubs tip of paper airplane on butt and throws it*

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I love MK's hatred of this twat.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 2:50pm.

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((HUGS)) I'm flattered my humble little frog would make it into your avie.

I swear I thought it was like a roasted chicken leg on lettuce or something. LOL

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Speakit,
*hides broom handle*
Yeah, that was TITS and Sandbitch!!!

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Submitted by fraublucher on September 30, 2008 - 2:49pm.

A friend eh?

Are you familiar with the term 'revenge porn'?

We're a group of givers and sharers.

Come, join us.

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Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 2:24pm.

sigh. I slave for 2.5 mins over pshop and that's the thanks I get? A poison dagger would be cool though.

Cindy Salerno's picture

NO!!!! I love Max, he is super hot. She looks like she gained weight. I watched last night and she had fat rolls on her back.

I am personally friends with Maks and I know for a fact that they are just friends. They recently worked on a new dancing video. Maksim is completely straight and has MUCH higher standards than that ugly chick. She is NOT his type. He is an absolute flirt and extremely touchy so please don't mistake that as interest other than friendship. I would never tell him this but I think she is hideous and seems like she is a total drunken bitch (my 2 cents).

I HATE her as much as you if not more.. WTF is Maks thinking?!?! She's the ugliest girl on the show!! Bitch needs to go down..now!!

ocd can be good's picture

It looks like she gained some weight in one of her breasts and not the other. I'd be sporting an under-wire if I were her.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 2:34pm.
@Speakit

Tits and I have been hiding under your leaf.

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HAHA! I knew I felt something poking my belly.

aww that's cuter than my avie!

cheryl and maks = eeewww. cheryl is gross and seems to really get around!

cloris is hilarious. love bruno's comment about frau blucher.

hopefully Kim Lard-Assian will go tonight. she's horrible.

putas's picture

Cheryl darling - dressing like a size 2 doesn't make you a size 2.

Thanks.

Sandbitch's picture

@Speakit

Tits and I have been hiding under your leaf.

GrisslyGlamour's picture

Oh wow that head sure is ugly, and sadly the body is nothing to write home about either...

KD's picture

Maybe her legs are just really muscular. Cellulite check!

letinstar's picture

how come burke's ass is so big? all that twirling around should keep that lower half in better check...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Hey speakit, tits cat has a dagger...

You didn't think it was a feather duster did you?

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ppfffffttt... I ain't afraid of her!

what is her avie stabbing? OMG that's my frog! LMAO!! I thought that was like a piece of meat laying on a bed of lettuce. wait, she's just using me to make a poison dart, that's all. :P LOLOLOL

oklahoma's picture

I don't think I've ever watched this show. But I like Cloris..

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SNOWY! If I were on the show, I'd have been cut the 1st week! That's why I was always classified as a singer/actress who moves well. NOTE THE ABSENCE OF THE WORD "DANCE"! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
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Hey speakit, tits cat has a dagger...

You didn't think it was a feather duster did you?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Oh, Snowy, you cut me to the quick! I really like this show. (Maybe it's my musical theatre background, but I can definitely relate, & this shit is a lot harder than it looks.)

Lance Bass has totally impressed me, & their kiss at the end was HWAT (to borrow a word from our former psycho 'loonie). I LOVE that Bruno obviously hates KK as much as we do. He's just short of being rude. Edited to add: I was really disappointed she didn't cry.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.

she hasn't noticed yet. it's been HOURS.

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TITTAY!!!!!

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Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 2:09pm.

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I gave sparky's a link!

don't quote me yo, I know my dog breeds. :P

Rican35's picture

I caught Lance Bass and KK's performances last nite on Dancing with the Tools. The only reason I stopped during my channel surfing was because of Lance's now hot bod and golden tan and because I wanted to see if KK had any talent at all or was really still just a slut. Um, she's still just a slut.

Sandbitch's picture

I don't even know who these funks are. And I'm glad.

I did google up what a Komondor was. That was worth it, now I know the name of the dreadlock dog.

TITS's picture

Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on September 30, 2008 - 1:59pm.
He is hawt. What's a Komondor?
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a big dog with tight ringlets.

oklahoma's picture

i still think about this chick saying she's like 23 or some shit like that.. D'oh..

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