NO! NO! NO!
What in the dirty mop water hell is going on here?! My extreme hate for my arch rival CHERYL BURKE just went up a gazillion points! Mop Head probably knew that Maksim Chmerkovskiy from "Dancing with the Has-Beens" is the only dude on that show I'd let go nuts deep. How dare she! I just want to wring her damn mop head out and then replace it with a squeegee head.
If Maksim has some kind of mop fetish, I'll immediately put on a Komondor wig and scrub the shit out of his bathroom floor.
I'm so depressed. I'm going to go cuddle with my Swiffer and thank it for not having a mop head. While I'm doing that, watch Cloris Leachman's never ending Lucille Ball impersonation on DWTS last night. This time Cloris looked like Lucy fucking up during a Man of La Mancha audition.
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KD> I agree! Those pants are ridick!
Also, I think her Make-Up Gun was set to "whore". Yikes!
Sort of not getting this pairing...
MK, I think you need to go cut a bish.
I'm with snowie on this one...
If a dude is so busy he cannot look longingly into my eyes and devote his last breathe to me then feck him!
*screetches at cat's while shaving arm hair off*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Dude, she's fug. How'd she land THAT hottie?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on September 30, 2008 - 1:55pm.
What's the point of putting an 82 year old on the show and criticizing her for dancing like and 82 year old? Sort of like screaming "retards!" at the Special Olympics.
LOL! You do that too?
(I kid, I kid)
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on September 30, 2008 - 1:59pm.
He is hawt. What's a Komondor?
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Submitted by KD on September 30, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Why do some people wear pants that are so tight they look like they are going to break? I guess maybe it is a stigma for some people to go up a size.
My question is why do some people wear green eye shadow??
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She's flat and that's that!
look at the pics tho, he's on the phone the whole time and not looking at her. i don't put up with sh*t like that! Face it Mophead, he's just not that into you.
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Why do some people wear pants that are so tight they look like they are going to break? I guess maybe it is a stigma for some people to go up a size.
He is hawt. What's a Komondor?
What's the point of putting an 82 year old on the show and criticizing her for dancing like and 82 year old? Sort of like screaming "retards!" at the Special Olympics.
Looks like mophead's giving KK's fatass a run for her money in, well, um the fat ass department. Those thighs are a thunderin' too! Jesus, I thought they all bragged about how this show kept them in such good shape...????
Submitted by Kelkundici on September 30, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Michael I am so impressed that you know what a Komondor is!!! U some smart guy.
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I was too! And I thought it was funny.
Michael I am so impressed that you know what a Komondor is!!! U some smart guy.
hes the only reason I watch...I always thought he was gay...she must give good head...doesnt she hook up with someone on the show every season?
Shes your ugly dancer
Dancing her boot moves
Beard who they tell her to do
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TITS skip this show, you will feel embarrassed for them, the best dance show is So You Think You can Dance, at least the kids on there are still using all their own knees.
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Guys, J.Lo is a really good dancer, and we all know she has big legs...
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You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did I look? WHY?
I refuse to believe that hot Maksim is anything but friends with mop head.
You know those dancer types - they are just super affectionate.
(that is what I choose to believe, so leave me alone)
? And what in the Forever 21/Wal-Mart clearance rack is she wearing? Maksim..sweety..baby...you know good and well you can do better than this chick. Why? Just Why? She must give good "you know what"
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Dayum - for a dancer that girl has some BIG legs.
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 30, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Check out her shoes - they look like something George Washington wore when he crossed the Delaware.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Aren't dancers supposed to have nice figures? cuz she doesn't.
She's really odd looking. Like she was made up of leftover parts.
I did a google search of this Chmrkopskiviy guy. I found a NICE pic of Chris Evans! hommmina hommmmina HOMMMINA!!
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21153/normal_chris...
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
You mean Maks isn't gay?? Either way, he is now tainted for me. I guess I'll have to move on to some other pseudo gay guy.
MK, let's grab some cholitas from East L.A. and head on over to the Dancing with the Stars studio and shank a bitch. I have my grandmother's old prison shank she retired when she was let out from the chokey in 2007.
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!
Clarisse ~ thanks for changing the avie.
I hate clowns.
On Topic: Cloris for Hot Slut of the Month.
Don't Watch. Don't Care. But,I think they should have paired Lance up with this guy:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dancing-with-the-stars/images/6/derek-ho...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Forget the Kardashian story did you read about what the guy said about Lisa Rinna?
"LISA RINNA working out at Fitness Factory with her trainer. Her face looked like the clay pot in the movie Ghost after Patrick Swayze fucked it up." Fuckin priceless.
OT: Who cares?
Poor Cloris; she just can't win. I say boo to the judges.
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Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Am I missing something here? This is a dance show right? A modern lawrence welk kinda thing?
Pass.
Watching people dance just makes me feel embarrassed for them.
Cloris should get her own show. Hot meemaw.
Check out her shoes - they look like something George Washington wore when he crossed the Delaware.
I call bullshit. He must be needing a gay beard. Maybe he's trying to break into acting.
No way someone finds that bobble-head cum dumpster attractive.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Is KK getting her fat ass kicked off tonight?
BTW, she totally denied that car accident story- shocker, but then the witness wrote a rebuttal to Defamer! TOO funny.....yeah, Like I'd believe a lying sack of shit like Kim, who said she didn;t have a sex tape.....lmao
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You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! not Maks!!!!
oh, that fucking mop head. i'm going to LA to fuck a bitch up...who's with me?!!?!?
Can this chick go just ONE season without bonking the hired help?
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Good god that girl is just not attractive at all.
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I'll immediately put on a Komondor wig
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