An STD For Your Ears
Somebody actually let Wonky McValtrex back into the studio to record a new song. Whoever opened the door for her hates music and living things. Wonky debuted her newest skank tune on Ryan Seacrest's show on KIIS-FM this morning. It's called "My BFF" and it's dedicated to the leader of her mutant crab crotch army. They loves each other.
I shouldn't really say that this is Wonky's song, because it obviously belongs to Auto-Tune. Auto-Tune broke a fucking sweat and burned at least a million calories to make Wonky's tattered scab voice sound semi-decent. If Hannah Montana became a crackwhore hooker and was forced to record a song to get her next fix, it would sound like this. The best part of the song is robot lady saying "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" over and over again.
Click here to listen this mess after I gave it such a thrilling review.
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How is it that this dopey bitch can wear the most outrageously priced clothing, have her hair and make up done but NEVER has her nails done? Can't she afford a mani/pedi?
I'm having Alexis of Ugly Betty thoughts. Wouldn't that be hilarious? Paris female used to be Paris male.
It would explain her emo little fiance.
How can somebody who's never done a days work have such gnarly assed hands?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 1, 2008 - 12:27am.
Angel,
Are you choling up all of the avies lately? LOL. Chola Tiger was exceptional and looked like your work...
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Morning!
No - I din't make the Tiger chola - I THINK it's either Sandbitch or TITS that came up with that one but I've SO lost track of that poor tortured Tiger...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by jelevauxbien on October 1, 2008 - 6:04am.
ok all you paris fans!! vote for her on this fav celeb website page!!!
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I dunno. ALL of us?
Won't we jam up the site or something?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
ok all you paris fans!! vote for her on this fav celeb website page!!!
Vive The SIMPLE LIFE!!!
http://www.amuso.com/gameshows/lifestyle/Favourite-celebrity?ref=i/cl
happy voting! Paris is blates gonna win!
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she needs to grow up, she's 27 years old.. enough of this "BFF" bullshit. oh and damn shes got some manhands! i never noticed before!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Angel,
Are you choling up all of the avies lately? LOL. Chola Tiger was exceptional and looked like your work...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Oh shit, not CTH! It's an impostor! :)
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
How many cereal box tops did she have to send in to get that watch?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
CTH: How did you make your Petey avie look even BETTER looking than before??? Amazing!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
@PSL:
ANGEL!
hahahahahhahahahahahhaha...and I noticed your avie before!
Ok, all you people have to go back to your REGULAR avies! This is too confusing! Especially at night, when I'm smoking!
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Ha! it's musical avvies!
All we need now is some Beck!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG3sS8RBdms
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ANGEL!
hahahahahhahahahahahhaha...and I noticed your avie before!
Ok, all you people have to go back to your REGULAR avies! This is too confusing! Especially at night, when I'm smoking!
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
@PSL:
*ahem*
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CTH, her hands are quite frightening.
I know she was bulimic, don't know about now though...I think she's been doing more coke, less pot..
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Very annoying song to listen to, they made her voice song ok, but the song by itself is going nowhere.
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Is she bulimic?
Seriously, I can't get over those hands.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Ok, when I saw this earlier this afternoon, I had to call the 13 year old I watch in the room. We laughed so hard- she thought it was awful too...
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Submitted by loaded on September 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
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If you consider this nasty little pustule "gorgeous", you need some serious help.
Parasite looks OLD.
LOL@boomsy, firstly...
@sexymixer81 on September 30, 2008 - 8:02pm.
How crazy is it that this song is better than that shit Britney just put out?!! LMAO!!
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OMG it's awful and a whole big lot better than Britney's! AND more appopriate! The Four Whores of the Apocalypse are upon us!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Does she have a full-on fungus in her index fingernail??? WTF?
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Submitted by loaded on September 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
if people keep paying for it, she will keep em coming... i wish i had her looks, who cares about brains when your gorgeous!
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"you're", stupid!
(just kidding:) - sorta)
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Submitted by loaded on September 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
if people keep paying for it, she will keep em coming... i wish i had her looks, who cares about brains when your gorgeous!
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Two things are very wrong with this statement. One is the value of appearance over more deserving qualities like ability, talent, and intellectual power. The second thing that is wrong is your eyesight. Get it checked and you'll think twice about calling this preying mantis gorgeous.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
How crazy is it that this song is better than that shit Britney just put out?!! LMAO!!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Her pics give me propulsive corneatic diarrhea
seriously.. I know the topic of discussion here is her hands, and rightfully so. Isn't this bitch supposed to rich? Yo Paris, Manicures cost like 12 fucking dollars..
Is that _her_ hand or some man's? Either way, scary!
I guess the herpes has travelled to her brain :(
And she has cuts on them. Seriously - if you took just her hands you'd think she was a fisherman or a construction worker or something.
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Dayum! Bitch's hands are a THOUSAND years old! She don't even do dishes! What's up widat?!?
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i think i just got some herpes in my eyes...and my ears...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
This cunt makes me violent. That annoying air kiss shit. Irritating beyond belief. She thinks she's so coquettish, nevermind we've all seen her beef curtains, and screwing on her "leaked" porno tape.
JUMP OFF A CLIFF, PARISITE.
Where's Janet Jackson? I need to barf.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Finally! Something new from Paris! I can finally put the razor blade down and take a breath. I really didn't know what to live for for a while there.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
Why does she hate the world so much? What did we do to deserve that?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Her hands look old.
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
my god but that was shit! my bleeding ears!!!!
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i am courtney love's original face.
You know those fingers have been tickling Benji's prostate...It's been known to release growth hormone.
I'm just kidding about the growth hormone.
Do I have to??
Did anyone else see THOSE HANDS????
:O Yucky
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
talk about a jacked up voice...fuck me!!
what a disgusting song...
Wasn't it just the best day when she fell flat on her face. It just doesn't happen anywhere near often enough to keep me permanently pleased.
yikes those hands!!! I am about the same age as her and her hands look about 20 years older than mine.
She needs to do the Posh and sleep in vaseline gloves, ASAP.
WTF is up with her hand? Is that someone elses man hand in there? I bet after seeing this pic, Tommy Girl made it a point to schedule a fisting appt with this hag!!!!
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I work with 4-legged animals, because the 2-legged ones make me wanna euthanize them!!!!!!!!
I swear that the world is out to torture us with all these wonky eyed pretend celebutards who think they can sing. What did we do to deserve this? Ok, I know the Iraq War and the Vietnam War were major fuck-ups...but where's the humanity in this!?
Your face!
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 4:11pm.
extremities feeling tingly yet?
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Yeah, but they always do when you're here. *blushes*
I just listened to it...ANNOYING! Sounds like some shit you'd hear in Forever 21 LOL
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 3:47pm.
HA! OMG! Now I wish I had seen it! Why would any guy who has seen that tape want to fukk her? Just cuz they can, I guess.
Oh, I licked your avie. It tasted like chicken.
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the best part is that it was filmed in uhhh. duhhh what's the word for see in the dark film? that. porn noir.
extremities feeling tingly yet?
Submitted by loaded on September 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
who cares about brains when your gorgeous!
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Yeah! Fer sure! Cuz looks last foreeevvvveeerrr! And why care if there aren't people to invent things, improve on modern medicine, or hell, let's not go that far.. we just need people smart enough to boil water! But that's okay cuz PRETTY PEOPLE ROCK!
Thanks green...:D It was totally on sale!! I only bought it because i collect small perfume bottles and it was a set of four. I had never even smelled them before. LOL. Can-can smelled the yummiest.
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