Janet's Out
Charlene DuPrey was released from the hospital only 2 hours after some mystery illness put her in there. Last night, Janet checked into the Royal Victoria Hospital in Montreal after she got sick during sound check. Janet's rep still wouldn't say what the issue was. Apparently, Janet has also canceled her show in Boston tomorrow night. RIOT!
When I first read about this shit, I figured Janet had grossness coming out of one of her holes. I figured she had the butt or mouth runs. But a source tells People that Janet has the common celebrity illness known as exhaustion. The source said that Janet's touring schedule is wearing down on her 42-year-old body.
Janet's gnome boyfriend Troll Dupri should be with her ass. He could run her a Calgon bath, make her some Sleepytime tea and put on the Emmy Awards. Seriously, the Emmy Awards will have you dreaming of anal beads and unicorns in 10-seconds flat. Instead of being with Janet, Troll was partying in NYC! A source close to him said: "If [Janet's condition] was more serious he would've rushed to her side."
That's cold. It would only take Troll Dupri a second to get from NYC to Montreal! All he has to do is hop on the next rainbow and he's there!
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Could there be a munchkin in the oven?
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Submitted by jussayin on September 30, 2008 - 10:06pm.
They also rent apartments and hand out prescription pills...
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Back in the days, yes the "Control" days, I was hoping JAnet had been spared the Jackson's DNA. Once a Jackson (ahem freak) always a Jackson. I see pajama bottoms in her future.
leprechauns do the rainbow thing....trolls hide out under bridges looking for billy goats....
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who cares
its from getting fat and skinny and fat and skinny all the time
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I don't care about this bitch. If she's really exhausted, she should lay off the 25-year-old robot dancing crap and vanish from the spotlight.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
"Exhaustion" in this case probably means "poor ticket sales". Oh well, I hear Montreal hospital food is good.
.....like my doctor friend used to say, "she must've farted and felt better"....
Uhh, hangover anyone? Besides, she got so fucking fat again probably none of her cowardly lion on crack outfits even fit anymore.
Submitted by letinstar on September 30, 2008 - 5:41pm.
If that's true (preggie) then we won't know for at least another twenty years, right? Isn't she supposed to have like, a twenty year old daughter she hid just like her marriage? Those Jacksons have got to be the weirdest (kindest term I could come up with) motherfuckers on record.
exhaustion = drug od or *gasp* maybe the troll got her preggie...
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Ummm now she is exhausted? She cancelled last Friday here in Detroit due to "production constraints". WTF?
Maybe she was ill and fainted because she realised how annoying the name "Rock Witchu" is.
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I don't care about this bitch. If she's really exhausted, she should lay off the 25-year-old robot dancing crap and vanish from the spotlight.
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"EXHAUSTION" MEANS SHE IS FAT AND ATE TO MANY DONUTS AND HER FUCKING MUSIC SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Exhaustion" could either mean starvation or taking a handful of diet pills then passing out in this day and age, huh? Janet is too good for...aw....screw it, they both sorta look like trolls and are made for each other!
Your face!
I want to be cc'd on the memo stating "exhaustion" is an actual illness. I'm gonna use this shiot the next time I eat too many chimichangas
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Damn, first he pukes on her, than he doesn't even visit her in the hospital. What a guy.
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Sounds like a case of ticket-sale-itis.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 3:57pm.
That's not so much of a 'one line' is it Oneliner..
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It's all MK's Fault.........
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
That's not so much of a 'one line' is it Oneliner..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
WHO FUCKING CARES?? THIS BITCH SUCKS ASS JUST LIKE HER HUSBAND AND THE ONLY THING 'NASTY' ABOUT THIS CUNT IS THAT FACE!!
Well i'm glad i got to see her here in San Diego a couple of weeks a go. Her show is great! i thought that maybe because she's older it wouldn't as exciting to see her, but Janet still go it! she change her clothes like 10 times, and it's was pretty much non-stop dancing for more than two hours....she performed about 32 songs! well now we see the outcome, I hope she gets better, hang in there Janet!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Illness my ass. This ho is about 60 pounds heavier than she was on her last tour. She's huge. She can't do more than 2 shows a week at this weight and age.
Say what you want about Madonna, but at 50, she puts these bitches to shame.
"mystery illness" = Lipo or some form of plastic surgery.
If it were someone else I'd give them the benefit of the doubt but not Janet.
What a great guy. Gives his girl a bug, then vacates.
whoops..i'm in boston and had no idea janet was supposed to be in town...
obviously something was in the dupri's vomit that made janet sick...she better get troll vaccinated stat...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
So Dupri wasn't even there w/ her? I don't ever ask my beard to come to th E.R. w/ me either.. We's like homies, you and I janet.. *pounds chest w/ fist*
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I'm sure the 3 people that bought tickets in Boston are fuming!
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*these TWO fingers!" lol..
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"hop on the next rainbow and he's there!" LOL...... Oh MK... what will I do without you...
If its a doodie bubble that's stuck in her buttocks.. Then Bobbie Brown can use "these two fingers" to get it out for her.. He helped Whitney, and it was refreshing for her! All she needs to do is ask.. You NEVER know until you ASK!!! Ok?? oookkk Janet??
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