Tuesday, September 30th 2008
Better Than Crocs
Helena Bonham Carter was bouncing around London yesterday with her man and son wearing these things on her feet. I've seen this shit before. The spring is supposed to help with your back and hips or some shit. Spoiler alert! I don't mind them so much. They sort of look like you made them yourself using an old sneaker, a spring from an office chair and a sofa leg, but least they don't look like giant perforated rubber vaginas.
They would be even hotter if they had springs on the front part too. Then they would be perfect for kinky sexy times. You could hop on and off the peen like you were on a pogo stick.
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Helena is pure madness...and I love it!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I would rather wear Crocs than these ugly pieces of shit.
Me too. I love the funky shoes she put them on. She's freaky but adorable.
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If anyone else wore these, I'd roast the shit out of them. But if it's HBC, it works for her. I love that bitch. Mrs. Lovett and Marla Singer...FA'LYFE!!
Maclaine
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The war isn't working.
crazy Shirley McClaine has those too
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Love them,they are a very cool couple
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
RE:
You could hop on and off the peen like you were on a pogo stick.
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OMG! I AM LAFFING MY RAGGEDY ARSE OFF, MK!!!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I just can't get over what a perfect couple they make!
I wish I were bouncing around London too. Like WTFOMGLOL, I love it!
Nurses at the hospital I work at wear sneakers with heels like that, but of course, they're on their feet for 12-hour shifts.
That isn't shocking. She's a fashionable woman.
Submitted by OuiserBoudreaux on September 30, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Whoopi Goldberg had on a similar pair this morning.
Victoria Beckham needs to replace her heel-less shoes with these. Or crocs.
Whoopi Goldberg had on a similar pair this morning.
those two are fukkin nuts. crazy witch shoes.
I know who ED GEIN is! I read a whole book about him. GROSSSSSS!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Fuck the shoes. I wish I was bouncing around London today. I spent two weeks there this summer, and didn't want to leave.
I wonder if they were at the zoo. That fence looks like very familiar.
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It was raining/cold today and the late autumn hayfever has started up, bah :( It is Camden somewhere, it's printed on the dustbin behind them.
The shoes are ok, the kid looks happy and he was picked up by both parents. More than I got 20yrs ago.
Actually, those shoes are really comfortable, I have a pair in tan:
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Hip Heals without the pain!
I like how their son looks like he stepped out of a republican convention. With kooky parents like that he's bound to turn out conservative.
Neither of them can do any wrong in my book. They're creative, unique, and talented...unlike most people in Hollywood.
I love the shoes and they suit her.
OT: Any news on who HBC will play in the Tim Burton "Dark Shadows" movie?
I would totally wear those.
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Submitted by one square on September 30, 2008 - 5:01pm.
jaydawg, sorry, i didn't see your post. you think the coil looks "special-needy" and i feel the same way about crocs.
nurses sometimes wear the coil shoe, or anyone who is on their feet for long periods of time.
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Wearing them for a purpose like a nurse (who has to be on her feet all day is forgivable....but there is no excuse for Crocs. It's so funny that I hated those shoes from the very first time I saw them (crocs). I was so happy when I discovered so many other people agreed with me that they are hideous. I don't care how comfortable they are, I am not wearing clown shoes. They were designed for gardening NOT to wear around the street dammit. :-)
WTF?
Pogo shoes?
jaydawg, sorry, i didn't see your post. you think the coil looks "special-needy" and i feel the same way about crocs.
nurses sometimes wear the coil shoe, or anyone who is on their feet for long periods of time.
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i am courtney love's original face.
I saw some dude in a line at a Burger King with shoes like that on Sunday.
those are better than crocs though. when i first really noticed the hideous rubber shoe on a family of beach-goers two years ago, i figured they had special needs children or something... little did i realize...
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i am courtney love's original face.
If I remember correctly I think those shoes are called Z-Coil or something like that. If I cared enough i'd google it to be sure. They make sneakers with the same coil design that make you look like you should be riding on a short bus to special school.
Those are z-coil shoes.
OK- I don't think there is any medical reason with this lady. I LOVE HER tho! She IS really One of a Kind!! That is rare these days in Hollywood. Come on- you gotta love her. Atleast she owns it!!
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
Ed's mom probably had shoes like that, he most likely wore them whenever he wore her taxidermied vulva.
Not liking the Hammer pants/skirt/whatever that is, but can get on board with the rest.
Is that Sarah Jessica parker in the background of the 2nd thumbnail?
My back and hips hurt so bad some days, I'd wear the damn things just to get some relief.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Team Valtrex!
Yeah! He's referenced by Pat Bateman!!!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
My back and hips hurt so bad some days, I'd wear the damn things just to get some relief.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ..ahem...fierce
i dont care if they make you orgasm with every step! theres no way id wear those!! i may be exaggerating just a tad :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand
Ed Gein was one sick SICK bastard.
LEATHERFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Betsy Johnson meets Apple Annie.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Also the inspiration for "Psycho" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Okie,
Gein was the inspiration for Buffalo Bill in Silence of The Lambs!!!
We LOVE him!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
She can do no wrong. And maybe the shoes are more of a medical purpose, I do not know.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
She looks so weird. But weird is her thing. So I respect.
Your face!
*quickly googles Ed Gein* OMG I think I love him. Do I? Do I love him??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
OKIE!!!!
*gasp*
You don't know who Ed Gein is???????????
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Salem, I don't know who Ed Gein is, but if he slices up his guests, then he may be my father.. And I won't serve pees.. mmm pie!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I LOVE HER! She can wear anything she wants and own it.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Isn't that just a super ugly version of a pair of Nike Shox?
Now if she can just add some nice gold spoke wheels to her hydraulic springs and maybe hang a pair of fuzzy dice or a crown air freshener to the toe she'll be the coolest Chola in Sylmar.
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Their kid totally needs some new pants...those are a bit high-water-ish. lol. Still...i like Helena and Tim. :D The shoes are totally her.
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Hmmm....as long as you don't go all Ed Gein or serve peas. I'll bring the pie! *points to avie*