Better Than Crocs

Helena Bonham Carter was bouncing around London yesterday with her man and son wearing these things on her feet. I've seen this shit before. The spring is supposed to help with your back and hips or some shit. Spoiler alert! I don't mind them so much. They sort of look like you made them yourself using an old sneaker, a spring from an office chair and a sofa leg, but least they don't look like giant perforated rubber vaginas.

They would be even hotter if they had springs on the front part too. Then they would be perfect for kinky sexy times. You could hop on and off the peen like you were on a pogo stick.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Submitted by loaded on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:38pm.

aawww, her son is so adorable!! i like it when people dress their kids like little men/women...i mean, i cant stand it when kids are wearing walmart /disney shit with logos on it or spiderman /batman pic on the shirt... she dresess him cute!

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:37pm.

"You could hop on and off the peen like you were on a pogo stick."

LOL! I'm sold!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:34pm.

Iggy needs a pair, well, just one. Tommy Cruise could use a pair, Katie could borrow them.

This sort of funky shit is really gonna fuck with the disabled parking spot vigilante squads. Pretty soon we won't be able to tell the diff between the physically challenged and the normal cunts.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:34pm.

I like that she embraces her freakishness.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:33pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 30, 2008 - 4:00pm.
OMG I love Bellatrix!! I wish they would adopt me :( or have me over for dinner.

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I'll have you over for dinner.. *stares*

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:33pm.

Please. Posh-bot had shittier-looking fug ass vinyl shoe boots yesterday(?). These a positively classy next to that shit.

Ya know, Tim and Helena make pretty kids. Go fig.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:32pm.

Those GOD AWFUL shoes made me snicker aloud at my desk. It's like she's trying to be as ugly and unfashionable as possible.

Nice one, HBC.
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Submitted by chin chin on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:32pm.

hmm, that kid seems way nerdy, but in a bookworm sort of way, he's cute!

-=meow hiss purr=-

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:31pm.

Fuck the shoes. I wish I was bouncing around London today. I spent two weeks there this summer, and didn't want to leave.

I wonder if they were at the zoo. That fence looks like very familiar.

Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:31pm.

OMG did she find those at a garage sale and paid only 25 cents for them????? FUG!

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