Don't Mess With An Über Slut
Leave it to Sienna Miller to turn the pap attention from her homewrecky ways into a money making opportunity! A judge in Britain gave her ass $27,000 in damages after the Daily Star publishes these pictures of her doing dry sex to an elevator door. Okay, she was really trying to hide from the paps. Sienna said she was in "distress" at the time the pictures were taken and the paps were clearly harassing her. Shortly after the pictures were published on September 11th, Sienna's lawyers filed a lawsuit.
In addition to the $27k, the Daily Star was forced to say they are so sowwy for acting like big meanies. They published this statement this morning:
"We accept, as we said in the article, that Ms. Miller was extremely harassed and distressed by persistent pursuit and intimidating tactics adopted by numerous paparazzi in seeking to obtain photographs of her, including the very photograph that we published."We apologize to Sienna for publishing this photograph."
I'm a little disappointed that Sienna sued over this shit. A true hardcore slut would get revenge by fucking all of the editors' spouses, male or female. She could have used that bulldozer vagina of hers to get the last queef! Oh well. Now she can use that $27k to start the Sienna Miller Foundation for Needy Sluts.
Source: E! Online
loves it!
she is despertate!
@Sandbitch
*crickets chirping*
*tumbleweeds tumbling*
Not in here?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 7:04pm.
*wipes tears from eyes*
Xtina! Beautiful, just beautiful
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Seriously? I thought Sienna Miller was actually gracing us with her presence.
Submitted by sienna miller on September 30, 2008 -5:53pm.
ahem, just so you know, im not ACTUALLY sienna miller and i were just joking around.
Is that Kieffer Sutherland?
I'm gonna flame your cigar while you're away...
Sandbitch
Bah! I say you're awesome.
I'm out! Have a great one!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
photoshop 101
Sandbitch
BWHWWHWHWWAHAHAHAH!!! You are awesome!
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oh clariiiiiiisssseee
ahem x2!
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ahem
Mel-Tang!
Oh you didn't offend me in the least!!! (unlike *ahem*sandybitchy*ahem*)
Sandbitch,
We shall have to agree to disagree here. *harumph* *taps toe* This puts serious cramps in to our European vacation. *taps foot*
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good for her!
Clarisse LOLOLOLOLOL! I'm sorry...I hope I didn't offend you. I think he's great. I just never quite knew where he stood.. tee hee. I swear I watched his HBO shows over and over. He made me laugh when all the pregnancy hormones were focking with my brain. hahaha
So, he LIKES girls so much he dresses like them?
LOL
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Mel-Tang!
My Eddie a pre-op? No, heavens no.
He is a transvestite, and actually "fancies girls". He has eased up on the girlie side of Izzard since he started "The Riches" for HBO.
I LOVE him! You should have seen him this year when he toured!!!!! Sexy little fucker!!!
http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/gallery/fanstripped?page=2
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Clarisse! He's a dead ringer for Mr Julian Clary ... copy catter if you ask me.
Julian Clary is the most fascinatingly beautiful man in the world..IMO. With the most beautiful beautiful british accent you might enjoy.
Julian Clary ~ Mincing Machine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYpehqxDoKE&feature=related
Clarisse! That's Eddie Izzard??? He looks great there! But I thought he was a pre-op? Does he want to get married and have kids?? I need to KNOOOOOOW!! He got me through many sleepless pregnancy nights AND binges. lol
He's mah hero. :)
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Sandbitch!!!
*says in posh British accent*
No, no, no, no, no. It is Edward John "Danger" Izzard. And he is a genius. And my future baby daddy. And no cunt a'tall!!!!!
No!!! Lalalala I can't hear you!
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Stock Broker,
Oh. Ok. Good. I didn't feel like workin anyway.
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Sienna! lol I remember that. hahaha
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Claahrissssse! Who is that in your avie? Is it mah man Julian Clary? Or is it some cunt copying?
Submitted by sienna miller on September 30, 2008 - 5:53pm.
ahem, just so you know, im not ACTUALLY sienna miller and i were just joking around.
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You're NOT?! I feel so betrayed.....*sob*
Just playin'. Now, back to counting your money, Sienna! ha ha!
angel_i, Those rewrites were too funny!
Hey Sienna, how is Bathezar's peen?
i know you are not stoney, i just couldn't remember who had that avie
it was the haloscan days
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 5:58pm.
"What happened in the green kitchen????"
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I can't go into all the details but it had something to do with enemas and piano legs.
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"I wasn't even sposed to be there so, SHUT up!"
Clarisse ~ nooooooo, come back!
We are just yanking Sienna Miller's chain. She's an old timer Dlisted from waaaaay back. And she's very cool.
I love Sienna Miller and all her bug infested romps.
:)
No, it wasn't me (I'm not Stoney), but I do remember Ennis and mishma. :)
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Uh...This thread has the whole "My god Sybil, what did that monster do to you? What happened in the green kitchen????" vibe...
*backs slowly out da room*
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Stocky! That's probably how she made her hundreds of thousands. You gave her insider tips on the market! lol
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YES! that is the wig im talking about - was that you?
i was here with strap on mamas boy, anorexorist, ennis del mar, mishma
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Sienna Miller ~ uh-huh, suuuuure......
How's the casting couch these days?
Have you found any lose change? condoms? body lice?
:)
we luv you!
and you know I'm kidding you delicious skank!
Submitted by sienna miller on September 30, 2008 - 5:53pm.
ahem, just so you know, im not ACTUALLY sienna miller and i were just joking around.
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SHUT UP!!!!!! You were joking?!?!?!
I knew that.
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"I wasn't even sposed to be there so, SHUT up!"
i think ive always been sienna miller
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I can't remember. Was it the one with the frizzed hair from Lady marmalade?
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stocky i thought we were friends? you used to be my bud? you used to tell me all about the asian markets?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
sienna, who did you used to be?
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did stoney baloney used to have a christina aguilera avie?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
YES! That was me monkey with glasses! I won't pick on you anymore since we go way back. :) Your sluttiness is a'ight in my book.
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Any boyfriend of mine would know better than to slip inside THAT, even for a moment. Trust.
Edited to add: I know - but it IS fun and funny:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
ahem, just so you know, im not ACTUALLY sienna miller and i were just joking around.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Memo To Sienna Miller ~ you may want to have that infected, puss oozing boil on your mouth checked out by a professional. It's making you say really stupid & arrogant things.
Submitted by sienna miller on September 30, 2008 - 5:42pm.
FUCK
YOU
ALL
JEALOUS
LOSERS
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SIENNA?! Izzat you? I thought you were busy counting your $27, 000 dollars!
(Ironically, I actually believe this might be the actual Sienna Miller. Bitch isn't known for her snappy comebacks or witty repartee.)
mel-tang did we used to chat along time ago like in 2006, when you had a monkey with glasses avie?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Fat Slags.. eeewww.. you have me crying here! Stop, Stop calling me names.. Stop it!!
Only Skanks w/ Herpes say huh or what! Yeah, that's right Sienna Stalker..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Maybe you should quit fucking other women's husbands and the paps wouldn't hound your homewrecking ass, hooker.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
hi ME
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Go ahead slutty. My husband didn't like my bf too much anyway.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLEEP WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS
FAT
SLAGS
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK