Don't Mess With An Über Slut
Leave it to Sienna Miller to turn the pap attention from her homewrecky ways into a money making opportunity! A judge in Britain gave her ass $27,000 in damages after the Daily Star publishes these pictures of her doing dry sex to an elevator door. Okay, she was really trying to hide from the paps. Sienna said she was in "distress" at the time the pictures were taken and the paps were clearly harassing her. Shortly after the pictures were published on September 11th, Sienna's lawyers filed a lawsuit.
In addition to the $27k, the Daily Star was forced to say they are so sowwy for acting like big meanies. They published this statement this morning:
"We accept, as we said in the article, that Ms. Miller was extremely harassed and distressed by persistent pursuit and intimidating tactics adopted by numerous paparazzi in seeking to obtain photographs of her, including the very photograph that we published."We apologize to Sienna for publishing this photograph."
I'm a little disappointed that Sienna sued over this shit. A true hardcore slut would get revenge by fucking all of the editors' spouses, male or female. She could have used that bulldozer vagina of hers to get the last queef! Oh well. Now she can use that $27k to start the Sienna Miller Foundation for Needy Sluts.
Source: E! Online
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Submitted by sienna miller on September 30, 2008 - 5:42pm.
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Wassamatter, hunny? Why so homewrecky?
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Submitted by sienna miller on September 30, 2008 - 5:42pm.
FUCK
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Wow!! Don't defend skank.
It makes you look stupid.
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
SIENNA!! You HOR!
Hi Sluttiena! How's BALLZY??
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
AND FUCK YOU
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I wonder how many rewrites that took...
"We apologize to stupid slut bitch Sienna for publishing this photograph."
"We apologize to that slut bitch Sienna for publishing this photograph."
"We apologize to that slut, Sienna, for publishing this photograph."
"We apologize to slut Sienna for publishing this photograph."
"We apologize to Sienna for publishing this photograph. Slut."
"We apologize to Sienna for publishing this photograph. Bitch."
PS. She looks like Britney.
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The $27k settlement should cover Sluttyena's antibiotics and Valtrex for a couple of months.
Additional: With Sienna's track record with men, I'm sure she'll be THRILLED to support Ballzy during his impending divorce, and be a step-mommy to his FOUR children.
She'll have to keep her clothes on when the kids are around. It's a huge sacrifice for her, I know.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 30, 2008 - 5:21pm.
MMM HMMMM I bet that left nut is not even as attractive as them monkey nuts on the monkey nut thread either Green Goodness!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 30, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I hope she give the cash to Bazar Balls's fucking children since his wife is having to stay married to that ugly fucker for financial reasons.
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Oh, no. Ha ha ha. Ballzy's wife (Rosetta) is a smart woman.
Ballzy is on on a hit tv show. They live in California. They have 4 kids. He's going to pay out the ass. I hope Sienna's pussy was worth it, because Ballzy is going to have to give the wife HALF his money, and probably his left testicle.
Holy crap, I can't believe she won.
Heather Mills is so hiring her lawyers.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 30, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Did my avie change?
ha ha ha yup
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Did my avie change?
I hope she give the cash to Bazar Balls's fucking children since his wife is having to stay married to that ugly fucker for financial reasons.
IM MEAN SERIOUSLY! Do people think that dude is attractive? He is a hairy pot bellied freak. And this girl is a fucking PLAIN JANE if there ever was one.
Pathetic bone structure, stringy/oily hair, common facial featuresand little boobs that still manage to sag.
those are the only thoughts i have on this pile of feces.
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So this is how she really makes her money, 'cause it can't be from her "acting"....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
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Daily Star, FIGHT THIS SLUT. Don't pay her a goddamn penny.
Slutiena, why not donate the bucks to charity. And by charity, I don't mean your snatch.
If you can't stand the attention, "famous actress" Sienna, get the fuck out of the business. You make a lot of money for dressing up and pretending onscreen. Big deal. A nurse should get the bank you make. STFU! I want to paint a big scarlet letter A on her skanky forehead.
People are still talking about this slag?
cum dumpster:
Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.
Good Ginger. Good Dog.
so skanky sues and gets $27k. wtf...and us civilized "pure" humans get nothin when we feel distressed in our lives. Increible. Coma caca skanky.
Coma Caca!!
@Jezabella.. Is that Harvey Price and Jada Pinkett Smith in your Av? *gulps*
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Sienna who?
This cunt fries me.
But she is a smart little twat who obviously knows on which side her bread gets buttered.
That was an easy photo shoot to earn $27K and she didn't even have to show her ugly face.
She should have sued for the pix of her house with the word "SLUT" painted on it, I guess it was just an unvarnished fact therefore beyond litigation.
This bitch is a fucking MORON!!!! Cheap fucking whores should be glad anyone even gets a shit anymore. Who will she pick next- which one of us really gives 2 shits???
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
She's a skank with a $27,000 pussy attached. At least now she knows what it's worth for insurance purposes.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Oh yes...she just gets SOOOOOOOOOOOO distressed when someone wants to take her picture. RIIIIGHT!
You know what? Shut-up slut!
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Ho ho hold it. Time out. This TWAT actually got money for being a complete attention whore?!
There are dozens of photos of this bitch chasing the pappz. She loves this shit. Recently, her "poor misunderstood me" has been getting rave reviews from the pappz.
She's a talentless, egomaniac cum-dumpster.
Sienna loves all this attention....who is she kidding?
Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Dream Hypnotique! How's school and work? How've ya been?
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Hi! I've been good -- sorta halfassing work and wholeassing school, but oh well haha. I hope you're doing ok too!
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I had no idea humping an elevator door could make you so much money! I should become a slut instead...either that or a high end prostitute...that's more Sienna's style I daresay!
Your face!
LMFAO! When I first read this, I thought MK wrote 'Sienna should have gotten revenge by fucking all of the ELEVATORS spouses. LOL I was like "huh?"
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Annoying no-neck cunt.
That is all.
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Dream Hypnotique! How's school and work? How've ya been?
27K will buy a lot of Monistat.
Her stupid jackass expression looks like she's screaming "win this war for me Madmardigan!"
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