And You Thought Your Job Sucked
A train station in India has a problem with a bunch of bitchy ass monkeys bothering their passengers, so they hired a man to dress as a monkey to scare them off. By the looks of the dude's uniform it looks like the only thing he's scaring off are the passengers. Couldn't they have given him a friendlier looking monkey costume?! He looks like some evil demon monkey! I bet his wife has a fucking heart attack every time he comes home.
He may look like a scary ass monkey to us, but he looks like a fool to the monkeys. You know those bitchy monkeys don't give a human's ass! They sit there, eating their bananas, scratching their red asses and laughing at the poor motherfucker crawling around like his back just went out. Those monkeys are thinking to themselves, "Ain't that a bitch!"
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Thanks Vanessa
shit that would not be good in New York, you'd have to get people to dress as big ass rats and stinky homeless people!!
like we get scared though, we just get all Bernie Goetz on 'em
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This dude had me at his huge ass bloomers,lol!!!!!!
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"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEEEEEEZY!
Submitted by boomsy on October 1, 2008 - 12:13am.
The dolphin just told you it was fun to spare your feelings.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Dolphins have sex for fun too, not just humans and some monkeys...I'm sure there have to be other animals as well since there are so many species that exhibit 'homosexual' behaviors...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Dude looks just like a monkey...freaky! Watching him walk on all fours makes my back ache. He is too good at making a monkey outta himself.
shiaaat, he looks like a monkey himself
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Submitted by LoLo on September 30, 2008 - 5:12pm.
I love penises on humans.
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Couldn't have said it better myself
OT: Monkeys are funny
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I POOP RAINBOWS
LOL, Love Anderson! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
Brass monkey, that funk monkey!
Brass monkey junkie, that funky monkey!
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
That dude looks fucking insane but that's a cool job he has.
I am a recent college graduate looking for a job. Does anyone know where I can send my resume for this position?
No, not scared away at all. Just in and out for short periods of time in between WORK. with very little time to argue back and forth. But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 5:37pm.
LTC
did we scare away the bitch who was a picking on yew?
on topic, those monkeys couldn't give a fuck.
and, I hate monkeys, they gross me out. about the only animal I don't like.
I am just a monkey man
And I'm glad you are a
Monkey woman, toooo baaabe!
Why the hell don't they just enclose the beamed ceiling so there's nowhere for those fuckers to perch? Yecch, poop and pee raining down from the rafters!
"You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'"
Brass Monkey....
It's what I immediately thought of while reading this post.
BEASTIE BOYS RULE!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Monkey man has a more useful job than Paris.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 6:19pm.
LOL @ Ed Gein'd... hahaaha!
seriously, can the tell menstural blood from regular blood? I really think they can...
have to read some more patricia cornwell, BRB....
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
:)
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 6:15pm.
What sheets? Beds for sex are soo yesterday.
it's called a bathtub. use it.
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Oh you dirrrrty...
And what gonna happen when you go missing, and CSI spray LUMINOL in your tub?? They gonna think you been Ed Giened.
That fucking dude is creeping me the fuck OUT! Like he was born a monkey.
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 6:15pm.
What sheets? Beds for sex are soo yesterday.
it's called a bathtub. use it.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 6:14pm.
orgasam relieves menstrual cramps. seriously.
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NOT ON MY SHEETS CHRISTINE!
orgasam relieves menstrual cramps. seriously.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Clarisse.. I have Chronic Migraines, and sex, useless sex relieves my migraines..
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Yeah, my ex husband used to say that. So? Since when was his fucking headache my problem to solve?? HUH???
Clarisse.. I have Chronic Migraines, and sex, useless sex relieves my migraines.. And I'm human, and even white!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
CTH!
That'll do it!!!
Did you know that there is a species of monkey, similar to the chimps that have sex to release tension? Really. All animals, outside of human's have sex only to reproduce.
Did I need to share that? No. But I did....cuz I'm so full of useless knowledge I can't help m'self sometimes.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Submitted by madam s. on September 30, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Seems more fun than a 9 to 5 office job.
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But less fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 5:54pm.
CTH,
What about a neutered monkey?? They are not half as scary if the pendulous ball sack isn't swaying in your face...so i've heard.
I have no idea why, but they gross me out! weird, huh?
maybe cause I watched one jack off at an animal safari and my dad was right there too... eeuww.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Seems more fun than a 9 to 5 office job.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 30, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by M.E. on September 30, 2008 - 5:30pm.
I like the Baboon's with the big ole red ass and blue nose.
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You know my sister in law?
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!
Fatmartha.. You already made one wish on th Paw. You own it now! *scary music plays* Now its middle finger is the only one still up.. You have one more wish..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 30, 2008 - 5:49pm.
@LCT: Well, I didn't get much sleep last night, bombed a Physics test today, started my period without warning with disastrous results (pulled a bit of a Britney Spears if you know what i mean >__<), got in an argument with one of my friends because he wanted to hang out with this guy who scares me (and who also just had a restraining order slapped on him by his ex)... yeah... not been a great day, haha. But don't have any homework for once in my life so I'm pretty happy about that.
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Holy giant monkey's ballsack! We're finally on the same cycle! After months of fine-tuning!
The good news is tomorrow is Hump Day, which allows for free humping of any inanimate object.
Submitted by M.E. on September 30, 2008 - 5:30pm.
I like the Baboon's with the big ole red ass and blue nose.
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You know my sister in law?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
CTH,
What about a neutered monkey?? They are not half as scary if the pendulous ball sack isn't swaying in your face...so i've heard.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Now I'm thinking of that freaky old story called "The Monkey's Paw" where the guy... nevermind. It freaks me out. Eeeek.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Monkey paw..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
LCT
no chimp kisses, isn't it bad enough that I'm in the dating scene?? show some mercy.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
He better be careful, one of those monkeys may become attracted to him....I just don't picture this dude being up for some hot monkey lovin'; then again, who knows.
@LCT: Well, I didn't get much sleep last night, bombed a Physics test today, started my period without warning with disastrous results (pulled a bit of a Britney Spears if you know what i mean >__<), got in an argument with one of my friends because he wanted to hang out with this guy who scares me (and who also just had a restraining order slapped on him by his ex)... yeah... not been a great day, haha. But don't have any homework for once in my life so I'm pretty happy about that.
HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE DOINGGG?
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
He and Doll Man should get together with Cloris Leachman and do "Big Brother" or "MTV Real World".
I'd watch it.
Who's Feeding the bitchy monkey's all the bananas???
That's the person they need to caucus with, not this poor sap. I'm sure the bitchy monkeys would hit the bricks if their banana supply dried up...
That is all.
@M.E..Likewise.
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I clicked Play and that scared the poop out of me..hmm poop is poop spelled backwards...thank god because I am dyslexic.
Good to see you again Thorny!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 5:37pm.
LTC
did we scare away the bitch who was a picking on yew?
on topic, those monkeys couldn't give a fuck.
and, I hate monkeys, they gross me out. about the only animal I don't like.
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I think he just went back to masturbating to his own avie.
What if a chimpanzee came and gave you a big hug and a kiss?
@M.E..Sup sugah..
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 30, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Hahaha, that is a great question. I wish that old woman that did the sex talk show was still on. I'd call in in a heartbeat. I guess it would make sense that they would be - if the equipment is bigger, then it would be logical for the product to be as well, right?...
Erlack. That would be horrible. haha. How are you m'dear?
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Well the loads of that monkey must be able to fill a Coke bottle then.
I'm doing otay fanks, how are you?
That gives me an idea. Maybe the local shopping center should hire a guy to dress in scene clothing to scare away the vapid little mall-rats who congregate in front of stores.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
My back hurts just watching that dude.
This job is WAAAY better than the tarts that have to stand outside dressed as the statue of liberty and dance around during tax season. Or the doofuses that hold the signs up when Fashion Bug is having a freaking sale.
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*waving*
Hi Thorney!