Money Always Brings People Back Together
Magnificent chichi owner Salma Hayek was at the Balenciaga fashion show in Paris today with her ex-sugar daddy Francois-Henri Pinault. F.H.P. (as his friends call him and we're all his friends) is also the father of Salma's kid and the owner of Balenciaga.
Some nosy bitch watched their asses at the show and told People: "[They were] very friendly together, looking happy. They weren't holding hands but were definitely side by side." That must mean they are back together and she's having his twins. Wait. If they were sitting side by side that means she's having triplets! Triple the cash!
Another source said Salma and F.H.P. have been hanging around in Paris together for a few days now. They were also spotted in Los Angeles together a few weeks ago.
After today's show, the two went back to the Plaza-Athénée where Salma is staying. Their daughter greeted them in the lobby.
They could be making nice for the sake of the kid, but I hope they are back together. They make a beautiful couple. She has gorgeous titties and he is so fucking rich looking. I look at him and my eyes become sparkly green dollar signs like in the cartoons. Besides, Salma needs to finish her gold digging mission by marrying Mr. Money Bags.
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Salma doesn't need to marry him, because she already has his baby, and he's locked into that. Plus, Salma and her chi-chis made F.H.P. foot the bill for her production company.
This is how you put your mammaries to work!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 8:01pm.
@MK - After today's show, the two went back to the Plaza-Athénée where Salma is staying. Their daughter greeted them in the lobby.
I have this image of a 1 y.o. standing at the entrance... "Dahlings, its so nice to see you both, come upstairs and I'll make you a cocktail".
LMAO that was funny. hahaha I imagined something similar to that! lol
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That dress!!! She looks like a chola pilgrim.... Not a good look I really hate her accent when she speaks in English. She always sounds the fucking same...
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Submitted by milk thistle extract on October 1, 2008 - 2:23am.
Look at their feet. In every photo, except http://www.dlisted.com/node/28533/images/spl52728_011.jpg the feet match. I'm pretty sure body language experts would say they are together, at least in spirit. I just noticed that in that photo, the feet are practically mirror image. They are totally in sync.
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Either that or he's chasing her:)
Just kidding - they do look cozy, it's true.
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God, he is nasty. I don't like red-headed men. You know their pubes are all red and gross. And he has one big ugly mug on top of all of that. Yuck! She must have to close her eyes tight and think about some gorgeous dark-headed hunk. Man alive... Money couldn't make me fuck that thing...
Look at their feet. In every photo, except http://www.dlisted.com/node/28533/images/spl52728_011.jpg the feet match. I'm pretty sure body language experts would say they are together, at least in spirit. I just noticed that in that photo, the feet are practically mirror image. They are totally in sync.
she's sooo not into him... looks like she's trying to escape in every photo.
The little girl, Valentina Paloma, started out looking a lot like Salma, but the older she gets the more she looks like her father. Maybe some of Salma's hotness genes will cancel out the billionaire baby daddy fug genes and the child won't be as unfortunate-looking as her father. Either way, she will always have those glorious handbags and mucho dineros at her disposal! And Salma totally did him for the money and the spawn is her meal ticket. Nothing new or shocking about that. It's been done before and will be done again by some other gold-digger with excellent funbags.
he is fug...but all those balenciaga bags are worth a quickie
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The war isn't working.
She needs to get hitched to him,he is rich and handsome
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She's wearing Balenciaga, right?
@MK - After today's show, the two went back to the Plaza-Athénée where Salma is staying. Their daughter greeted them in the lobby.
I have this image of a 1 y.o. standing at the entrance... "Dahlings, its so nice to see you both, come upstairs and I'll make you a cocktail".
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I wonder if her enormous funbags had anything to do with him returning.
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I'm sorry, Salma may very well be rich but she's fucking broke as a joke compared to the billionaire baby daddy. There's no way, and no how she fucked him for other than a piece of that pie. By all means she can try and prove me wrong.
Maybe he's well-hung. That can compensate for a lot. With his Clay Aiken eyebrows and dog nose, let's hope the kid looks like her.
Do you guys think they had sexytimes or was it in a lab only?
Aww Salma is actually filthy rich herself. Not from acting but because her father is an oil tycoon! She was a hundred millionaire to begin with.
Salma looks constipated.. and unimpressed.
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Salma is dressed like a seductive nun here.
She needs one of those Amish head coverings to complete her look. You know, the ones that look like those little paper cups that you pump ketchup into at McDonald's to dip your french fries into.
I find that money drives people apart. But then, I hang with poor Americans and not gazillionaire Frenchmen. It's not like Salma is poor on her own. She had enough money to buy that nun getup (???) that probably cost a pretty penny.
*raises hand* I am, cause I don't like skanks, so I don't think I'll drift to another thread!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 6:00pm.
LMAO @ hot & mama.. hmmm, I'll name mine.. uh.. Up & down.. yeah..
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*nervous laugh*
Hey Sandbitch! I see you are addicted to pukey rainbows...Christina/Cher looks lovely!
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What the hell is she going for in that dress? Goth meets Little House on the Prairie???
Is this where all the bucket mouth's hang out? Anyone being a thread hog in 'ere?
LMAO @ hot & mama.. hmmm, I'll name mine.. uh.. Up & down.. yeah..
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I think he's hot! He's an older version of Daniel Craig.....pinche puta Salma!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Angel_i.. Aw shucks! No big boobs! I'm outta here!
Traitor times!!
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Well, they're not tiny. And they got named yesterday. My DD is starting to develop so she's fascinated. She named mine and her friend's mom's boobies and the boobies of Vanessa Hudgens. I staged a coup tho cuz mine were named: Paulie and Sammy and VANESSA's were named Foxy and Lady. So now mine are called Hot and Mama:D
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Angel_i.. Aw shucks! No big boobs! I'm outta here!
Traitor times!!
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he looks like daniel craig
Selma is HOT! I'd totally go gayelle for her and her beautiful chichis!
Your face!
"F.H.P. (as his friends call him and we're all his friends) is also the father of Salma's kid and the owner of Balenciaga."
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I think it's his father who owns Balenciaga.
Anyway, that dress is kinda awful and doesn't fit quite right. Cristobal Balenciaga must be turning over in his grave if that's the sort of thing coming out of his fashion house now.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Oh Snap, Angel_i, fell for it!! Chi Chi's down, down girl, down!
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Haha! YOU fell for it. I don't got no big chi-chis! But it is nice to dream;p
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what was she doing in paris? is there a maid shortage in the city?
Oh Snap, Angel_i, fell for it!! Chi Chi's down, down girl, down!
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Only fa say huh or what?? oooeww.. REmember that..Say it really fast to someone old, and they'd be like Huh? What??
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Oh they stand very very close.. Well that says it all.. I'm done here, carry on w/ your day.. They stood close by one another.. pfft! haha pooot
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 30, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Big chi-chi's says what??
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What?
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I hope one day I to can find a billionaire old man on the verge of death to marry. See God thats all I ask for, I'm not a greedy bitch like some people asking for a whole bunch of shit.
I like me older men. Sexy times. They're the best at oral sex. Real raw and true, not like these younger pansies halfway fumbling thru. I'll take me a pepaw like that if he is that rich, and treat him like a king until the day he dies......
Big chi-chi's says what??
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I bet if you shake Salma, gold coins will fall out of her.
"...eyes become sparkly green like dollar signs in cartoons."
LMAO!!! I love you, MK.
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She should marry him and get that cash! French guys are wild in bed so I'm sure the dick ain't too bad either.
I never noticed her wonk eye before.
I will NEVER understand the appeal of Salma Hayek. Never. Yeah, her chi chi's are big, but when she opens her mouth, everything is ruined. I bet she is a royal bitch on wheels.
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looking at this, i don't believe salma and this dogface ever banged each other...i think he put the junk in a cup and she used a turkey baster...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Whoa! Salma looks very trannylicious in that picture....I kid, she's Perfect!
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She's a beautiful woman, so why is she dressed so matronly?
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I think they're both gay. Beard and merkin. They have an...arrangement. Shhhhh, keep it on the dl.
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Yes his money is very sexy.
Shame about that face.
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