It's Just A Little Botox
Cruella de Stone asked a judge for permission to move her son Roan from his father's home in Northern California to her house in Los Angeles. The judge rejected her ass and ordered that Roan must stay with his daddy. The judge also thinks Cruella is a batshit crazy mommy who needs shock treatment. Okay, he didn't put it in those words exactly.
TMZ got a hold of some court documents that paint Cruella as a paranoid and overreactive bitch. Munchausen syndrome alert! Here's some of the things the court papers state:
Cruella believed Roan had some kind of spinal condition, but didn't give any evidence proving this. The judge wrote: "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan."Cruella claims she put her career on hold in order to raise Roan. The judge wrote: "If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court." (A note from MK: I think Hollywood put her career on hold for her years ago.)
Cruella wanted to botox Roan's feet because they fucking smelled bad. The judge wrote that the "mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge went on to write that Phil "A Komodo Dragon Bit Off My Toe" Bronstein is always looking out for Roan's well-being and that Cruella is basically doing the opposite.
About the Botox, I've heard it helping with pit stank, but never foot odor. Hey, it's just a little prick of Botox. It can't hurt that bad. Cruella's precious nose shouldn't be subjected to Roan's rank feetsies.
While she's at it, Cruella should also Botox his face a little bit. It's best to start them young. And then when she's finished there, she can lipo off his baby fat and get him some veneers. You know how unsightly some kids' teeth can be. Better yet, just send him to Dr. 90210 for a full makeover and call it a day. Being a mother is so hard!
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Oh, so Hollywood must have smelly faces! Of course!
Read more about Sharon's botox madness and her latest movie: Basic Injection: the Agony of Defeat
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I LOVE Sketchers, but they make my feet sink. I have heard many people say this about these shoes.
I'm not going to read all 209 comments so I don't know if anyone else mentioned this, but...
Botox is actually a normal treatment (for all ages) for excessive persperation anywhere on the body (hands, feet, etc.). Prior to the big cosmedic boom this was its most common use. But, I'm sure that someone has since mentioned that to the judge...who is probably feeling like a bit of a tool now for raising that particular question...lol. It's current cosmedic use was noticed during treatment of excessive facial persperation...no more sweat and as a bonus side effect no more wrinkles. At the clinic that I used to work at it was used to treat people's stinky feet at least a few times a week.
Medicine is fun...it might cure you...it might kill you :-D
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Yikes. Can't wait for the tell-all book from the kids.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Ta da!!!
For CTH:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAA I loves it!!!!!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Admit it though, even considering to botox your kid's feet makes her just about the hottest mess ever!
Like someone else said earlier, I can't wait for the 'Mommie Dearest' dish on Cruella!
*laughs maniacally*
So what. If the kid has a bad problem with sweety feet and foot oder, give him the botox as long as the doctor determines it isn't going to adversely harm him. Sharon Stone is about as fruity as they come, but I sure she still has enough marbles to gather together to understand a doctor's advice and recommendations.
she is sick
see her more news on his son's custody at
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on October 1, 2008 - 2:07am.
hell, i'm waiting for "Relevancy Hilton" and "I Lost my Other Two Spears"
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"You're all the things I've got to remember.
You're shying away.
I'll be coming for you anyway."
Why do the famous (and formerly famous) insist on giving their kids such stupid names?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
After just finishing to read Tatum O"Neal & Drew Barrymore's autobiographies, Im convinced that none of these ego maniac whackos in Hollyweird should even be allowed to have kids, in fact, all of them should be spayed or neutered since they like being paraded around like pedigreed show ponies anyways, makes it easier for their "masters" (Satan)
Botox on a child's feet. SICK. reprehensible. Im convinced any day now studies will come out and tell us what we have suspected all along.
Injecting paralyzing sheep botulism in your face /body is really not good for you
"Same ole story, what price glory?"- Stevie Nicks
Angel's avie, who fucked with the CTH? Eh? Oh, I mean Pete Doherty, get a life.
boo hiss 2 cents. it's only funny when it's animated.
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missed the butter knife - nice touch. like safety scissors.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Yep! Cloris is on!
I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face tonight.
Hi Sky!
I'd IM you, but I am just doing a couple of things, then crawling in bed to watch The Shield...
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess the judges aren't into golden showers and Paris Hilton voices.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 1, 2008 - 12:37am.
AWESOME NEWS!
Kardashain got kicked off DWTS!!!!
I just read it....heheheee
LOVES it! Fucking bitch.
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KK is off but 82 year old cloris is still on right?
*snap*
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
About time...
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Love me or hate me
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Love me or hate me
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And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
AWESOME NEWS!
Kardashain got kicked off DWTS!!!!
I just read it....heheheee
LOVES it! Fucking bitch.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 12:25am.
And he's holding a little butter knife. Seemed appropriate as he's at the dinner table.
Canetoad golf anyone?
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTumh8KiEI&feature=related
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Nite, vany !
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 1, 2008 - 12:21am.
Angel_i, nighty night, don't let the chola's bite.
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sweet videalia onions - you put earrings on sketti! LOL
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 1, 2008 - 12:04am.
Hi vany !!!!
Hi Mofo, and all of you... sadly, I have to be up at 5 am and if you have seen my ass, I need my beauty sleep... so goodnight to all.
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Angel_i, nighty night, don't let the chola's bite.
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 12:10am.
@Angel - you don't need much sleep do you?!
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Ha! More than I pretend to need, that's fersure! Plus, I like to siesta...that helps.
I"m off to bed, tho - I'm bagged and have to be up early.
Thanks for the relaxation times, beechez:)
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I am sure those birth mothers are really regretting letting this kid owner adopt their children.
After all Sharon, why raise and nurture a child on your own when you can pay someone else to do it for you?
Dumb bitch.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 30, 2008 - 11:47pm.
that is really fucked up.
REALLY fucked up.
I would even say it's really REALLY REALLY fucked up. LOL
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@Angel - you don't need much sleep do you?!
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Hi vany !!!!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Great minds think alike.
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O no - I think I stole that idea from you. It's homage:)
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Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Great minds think alike.
Do you think Brangelina will try to adopt them when they hear about this? I bet the paperwork has already gone through.
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
that is really fucked up.
REALLY fucked up.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 30, 2008 - 11:23pm.
She should just steal a couple of those Duggar kids, they'll never miss em.
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For her skin graphs?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 30, 2008 - 11:23pm.
She should just steal a couple of those Duggar kids, they'll never miss em.
Hi TV!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, although I hate the FUGGards, I do not even wish them this luck.... and she already has too many kids, three too many. THe reason why that Kimono dragon bit them was cause she was probably trying to make it an accessory. What she does not understand that the only accessory that made her look good was an ice pick, and only because to the population, deep deep down it may have been used to "chip" at her cold ass!____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
I wish she would stick her head in a microwave and cook on high for about 10 minutes.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Prior to Halloween I intend post my recipe for Baked Pumpkin Soup. To only eat pumpkin from a can is a travesty, IMO.
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Typically I only eat pumpkin from a pie shell. :D
Speaking of pumpkins soup, I've wanted to make this for a while now. Pumpkin stuffed with stew: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/PUMPKIN-STUFFED-WITH-VEGETA...
Wait a gull darned minute. Australians don't celebrate halloween.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Foot smell? Hmph...I wonder if she botoxes her cooch then.
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She should just steal a couple of those Duggar kids, they'll never miss em.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Mothers these days can chew hemorroids. Back in my day, you had Epsom salt if your feet smelled. Then when Polio hit, amputations took care of it. Sharon is a whining tampon. My kids growed up fine.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 30, 2008 - 10:51pm.
cps need to check on the other kids sharon has..
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I can't believe they let her keep two. It seems like they should be worried about all those kids.
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Exactly what I was thinking.... (as per my post below). I cannot even believe she is solely responsible for 2 other kids. Hell, my mother sucked, but my mother was no Mommie Dearest. I see this one as the 21st century Joan Crawford, instead of no wire hangers... no sweating bitches. I cannot wait for the children's book on this crazy bitch.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 30, 2008 - 11:12pm.
What about the other two kids she has adopted by herself? I see them in cages, waiting to accessorize her in some way or another....at least Roan has a father....
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She's keeping them for skin grafts.. for when her botox runs out.
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Prior to Halloween I intend post my recipe for Baked Pumpkin Soup. To only eat pumpkin from a can is a travesty, IMO.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 30, 2008 - 11:12pm.
What about the other two kids she has adopted by herself? I see them in cages, waiting to accessorize her in some way or another....at least Roan has a father....
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Aha! That explains it!
Thanks:)
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Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:47pm.
I'm heading off to tend my frog spawn. No moisture, no frog. Get it? Good.
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Do you know that one cannot "introduce" frogs into your garden - one has to create a balanced environ and they will come. Build it and they will come, like that.
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HI Guys. Like this is surprising. A woman who dresses herself with animal caracasses, had the last good "roll" over 15 years ago and ... wait, who cares? What about the other two kids she has adopted by herself? I see them in cages, waiting to accessorize her in some way or another....at least Roan has a father....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by letinstar on September 30, 2008 - 10:51pm.
cps need to check on the other kids sharon has..
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I can't believe they let her keep two. It seems like they should be worried about all those kids.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
She looks like a more haggard version of David Bowie.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:47pm.
I'm heading off to tend my frog spawn. No moisture, no frog. Get it? Good.
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Are you okay?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:43pm.
This is for realz, OK??
This weekend I planted a new garden under a shady tree. Last nite! Green tree frogs a singin!! Next up, a pond.
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Super cool! I complain about the wildlife all up in my house but I secretly like it:)
PS. I don't do frogs:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Sharon Stone, the twat flasher, is batshit crazy. Too bad the kimodo dragon didn't bite her cooch off and mangle her moneymaker. Also too bad that Phil only got to adopt Roan...would be great if he could rescue the two other little boys that are stepbrothers to Roan. Sharon should never have been given a baby of any species, especially a human one. Botoxing babies...dumb cunt.
cps need to check on the other kids sharon has...i'm sure if anything on their body smells on them, she will be making appointments for botoxing them too...crazy ass bitch...
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