It's Just A Little Botox
Cruella de Stone asked a judge for permission to move her son Roan from his father's home in Northern California to her house in Los Angeles. The judge rejected her ass and ordered that Roan must stay with his daddy. The judge also thinks Cruella is a batshit crazy mommy who needs shock treatment. Okay, he didn't put it in those words exactly.
TMZ got a hold of some court documents that paint Cruella as a paranoid and overreactive bitch. Munchausen syndrome alert! Here's some of the things the court papers state:
Cruella believed Roan had some kind of spinal condition, but didn't give any evidence proving this. The judge wrote: "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan."Cruella claims she put her career on hold in order to raise Roan. The judge wrote: "If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court." (A note from MK: I think Hollywood put her career on hold for her years ago.)
Cruella wanted to botox Roan's feet because they fucking smelled bad. The judge wrote that the "mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge went on to write that Phil "A Komodo Dragon Bit Off My Toe" Bronstein is always looking out for Roan's well-being and that Cruella is basically doing the opposite.
About the Botox, I've heard it helping with pit stank, but never foot odor. Hey, it's just a little prick of Botox. It can't hurt that bad. Cruella's precious nose shouldn't be subjected to Roan's rank feetsies.
While she's at it, Cruella should also Botox his face a little bit. It's best to start them young. And then when she's finished there, she can lipo off his baby fat and get him some veneers. You know how unsightly some kids' teeth can be. Better yet, just send him to Dr. 90210 for a full makeover and call it a day. Being a mother is so hard!
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I'm heading off to tend my frog spawn. No moisture, no frog. Get it? Good.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:43pm.
You are the chola queen! Love the detail with right eye closed!
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Speakith, you are the wind beneath my leath (leaf). I'm drumk.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Ta da!!!
For CTH:)
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coolio. he's starting to look like bernard black.
psst we're doing frogs now.
Actually, he's kinda sexy like this.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
This is for realz, OK??
This weekend I planted a new garden under a shady tree. Last nite! Green tree frogs a singin!! Next up, a pond.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Butt staple must have been another thread? If you find it let me know. I want to see that!
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 10:37pm.
I gotz in yer interwebs and kidnapped it.
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now I remember!!! Ninja Tigger! I have to have a bath first though... :(
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Speakit, we are the wind beneath your leath!
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awww, that's precious and stalkerish. what's a leath?
Ta da!!!
For CTH:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:07pm.
cue spooky music, I can't find my speakit avie. Please explain?
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I gotz in yer interwebs and kidnapped it.
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Dead set man, I figured it must've hopped away!
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 10:36pm.
LMTO TITS!!!!!!!
The leopard jacket is such an appropriate choice for a classy tiger.
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I WILL CUT A BITCH
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Its here:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4lUqpCGgA
I asked earlier, but still want to know who you are?
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OMG. Thank you! My my that IS funnay!
I am Tranny Gollum:)
Edited to add: I got it from Viva wherever she went to:(
Butt staple...was that in there too?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:07pm.
cue spooky music, I can't find my speakit avie. Please explain?
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I gotz in yer interwebs and kidnapped it.
Speakit, we are the wind beneath your leath!
tip - don't bother saving your icons as a small size. they get resized automatically to fit here.
YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO FUKKING LIFE... oh, no wait, that's me.
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:07pm.
cue spooky music, I can't find my speakit avie. Please explain?
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it's likely called something stupid like picture 22 that's the naming structure used on your profiles pic.
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HEY HEY!!
"your wife walking around with tampons made out of muffins?"
same planet, different world.
baz is a bet more user friendly http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 10:24pm.
no love for crash test tigga?
I have more.
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I like him. If you're gonna get changed then I have a new chola for you too.
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
Yeah get a life CTH, and LoLo!
Damn that bitch that said that is NAST! cunt.
There's another cunt called umbertooo that shows up and dumps a turd every now and again. So, I have made it a personal habit to post this link each time she spews her venom.
Enjoy this and think of her/him/it = puta thing.
Rodney Rude ~ Homeless Fuck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=urSHvG_cxc0
no love for crash test tigga?
I have more.
I'm fucked for sure. Both my kids just came in and each individually asked me, why I was looking at a picture of myself on the computer?
Bwhaha...Of course, this has nothing to do with the liposuction I had them get at 3 or the cheek implants they got done at six!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 10:07pm.
cue spooky music, I can't find my speakit avie. Please explain?
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it's likely called something stupid like picture 22 that's the naming structure used on your profiles pic.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Its here:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4lUqpCGgA
I asked earlier, but still want to know who you are?
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 -
yup my life is too big for dlist
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
This is better:
Ted Mulry Gang: Jump in My Car
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=YsJAhUtDXRE
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 10:12pm.
OMG
HAHAHAH we are twins.
I love giving people their first taste of marmite and seeing them gag, them tell them,btich it is mine!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:55pm.
@CTH& MyTwoCents for pointing your siggy out.
Well, you know, wasting my life on dlist...
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Yeah, I always kinda figured you came here to get away from your massive amount of life, actually. As evidenced by your avvie;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 10:08pm.
You've ruled out that it could just be crap?
Oh, no no no. I totally agree on crap, there's worse believe me...Angry Anderson and Rose Tattoo for starters. I won't even bother posting a link to that crap.
BUT!!
You can't go telling the aussies that though, Oh no no no no no.
Noper.
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 10:08pm.
He's like vegemite. If you didn't grow up with it its difficult to stomach.
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You've ruled out that it could just be crap?
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Hehehehe. We think its funny to give foreigners an extra large spread of vegemite the first time they try it. And you can talk...Marmite, sharmite.
EDIT: TIGERS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:52pm.
*pisses pants*
THAT IS F**CKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!
"look at me in a brand new Hyundai"
BBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA
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Ok, this happens sometimes...we're bopping around on threads and pages get turned and so on...and then I get SO FUCKING LOST!
What is this!?
And where is the guy with his butt stapled!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:55pm.
@CTH& MyTwoCents for pointing your siggy out.
Well, you know, wasting my life on dlist...
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:52pm.
>>Listening to Flame Trees...
Gawd Jimmy is a screacher, yeah?
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He's like vegemite. If you didn't grow up with it its difficult to stomach.
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You've ruled out that it could just be crap?
cue spooky music, I can't find my speakit avie. Please explain?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:52pm.
>>Listening to Flame Trees...
Gawd Jimmy is a screacher, yeah?
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He's like vegemite. If you didn't grow up with it its difficult to stomach.
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
@angel - listening to vicky pollard IS work.
like this one? or too subtle?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Where'd TITS go? I still want to know if speakit saw the kitty knifing her.
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It took speakit a while to realise her frog was on the end of the chola cat dagger. In fact, I had to bring it to her attention. I even had to change my avie to let speakit know she was being avie stalked....
I'll show you...
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:52pm.
*pisses pants*
THAT IS F**CKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!
"look at me in a brand new Hyundai"
BBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
@CTH& MyTwoCents for pointing your siggy out.
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's pretty funny. I can just hear Frasier now.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 9:42pm.
@Angel - OH OH OH did kravitz send you vicky pollard? the ultimate brit chola!!! someone here has her as an icon.
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O yeah! I forgot to say thanks!!!
Thanks!!!!
I'll pop you back so you can send me more stuff:) and vice versa...I've been busy and I'm not even high but I"m so tired I might as well be. SO - I'll prolly do that tomorrow cuz it already sounds like work;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:45pm.
@Sandbitch
I loves me some Aus Rock! Saw most 70s stuff on Countdown. It would have been great to see some of those bands live. Even Chisel wrote some beautiful tunes. Hmmm could go me some Flame Trees. Yep:
>>Listening to Flame Trees...
Gawd Jimmy is a screacher, yeah?
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Speakit and I were fair pissing ourselves at this last nite:
Peter from family guy ripping the arse outta "Land Downunder" by Men @ Work. Esp the bit "look at me in a brand new Hyundai"
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4lUqpCGgA
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Where'd TITS go? I still want to know if speakit saw the kitty knifing her.
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dying my hair and ironing a suit for an interview.
Yeah finally. Sheesh eh?. She interpreted it to mean that the cat was merely dabbing some poison from the toad onto the knife and not stabbing it. Which I thought was kinda cool, so didn't correct her.
I loved chola black cat.
Had a wicked idea for tiger last night, but it's gone now.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 9:38pm.
LMOA at your siggy.
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Angel, can you do the zebra vs unicorn vs sandbitch vs skybitch philosophy please?
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*extended clearing of throat*
When examining a puzzle with the intention of solving it, the most obviously available answer is most likely to be true.
Does that make sense?
Or am I missing something *whisper* but if I'm wrong - whisper it back so I can pretend like I figured it out by my own smart self, k? */whisper*
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Glad I'm not the only one.her teef belong in a vampire movie!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Where'd TITS go? I still want to know if speakit saw the kitty knifing her.
@Sandbitch
I loves me some Aus Rock! Saw most 70s stuff on Countdown. It would have been great to see some of those bands live. Even Chisel wrote some beautiful tunes. Hmmm could go me some Flame Trees. Yep:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ILd1O44BDqc
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
No pity for this cunt.
Her acting skills suck, except for Casino. But then, bitch was basically playing herself (a batshit crazy hooker).
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
@Angel - OH OH OH did kravitz send you vicky pollard? the ultimate brit chola!!! someone here has her as an icon.
pics http://images.google.ca/images?q=Vicky%20Pollard&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=o...
vid
http://video.google.ca/videosearch?q=Vicky%20Pollard&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&r...
My favorite Cruella de Stone story is the one when she was filming the movie SLIVER , she way acting like a major cunt, and the crew took a pee in her bathwater that she was going to be using for a bath scene. Brilliant!
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.