It's Just A Little Botox
Cruella de Stone asked a judge for permission to move her son Roan from his father's home in Northern California to her house in Los Angeles. The judge rejected her ass and ordered that Roan must stay with his daddy. The judge also thinks Cruella is a batshit crazy mommy who needs shock treatment. Okay, he didn't put it in those words exactly.
TMZ got a hold of some court documents that paint Cruella as a paranoid and overreactive bitch. Munchausen syndrome alert! Here's some of the things the court papers state:
Cruella believed Roan had some kind of spinal condition, but didn't give any evidence proving this. The judge wrote: "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan."Cruella claims she put her career on hold in order to raise Roan. The judge wrote: "If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court." (A note from MK: I think Hollywood put her career on hold for her years ago.)
Cruella wanted to botox Roan's feet because they fucking smelled bad. The judge wrote that the "mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge went on to write that Phil "A Komodo Dragon Bit Off My Toe" Bronstein is always looking out for Roan's well-being and that Cruella is basically doing the opposite.
About the Botox, I've heard it helping with pit stank, but never foot odor. Hey, it's just a little prick of Botox. It can't hurt that bad. Cruella's precious nose shouldn't be subjected to Roan's rank feetsies.
While she's at it, Cruella should also Botox his face a little bit. It's best to start them young. And then when she's finished there, she can lipo off his baby fat and get him some veneers. You know how unsightly some kids' teeth can be. Better yet, just send him to Dr. 90210 for a full makeover and call it a day. Being a mother is so hard!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Get it? I'm smart now - see?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:30pm.
@Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:27pm.
When in doubt, think zebra, not unicorn. A very smart man taught me that...
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Angel, can you do the zebra vs unicorn vs sandbitch vs skybitch philosophy please?
what a crazy nut job
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 9:38pm.
I still find her teef scary.
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You're not the only one.
They seem sharp enough to tear off a dick in one bite.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 9:38pm.
I still find her teef scary.
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I know, right? The very first thing I did was look for that plate! Blech.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 30, 2008 - 9:34pm.
angel_i and MyTwoCents:
Your avvies are fucking hilarious. A chola britney and the tiger version of aguilera?? Selling her crap perfume??
Where the fuck do you people find inspiration to come up with that kind of shit?
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I'm smart now, SEE!?
and LOL! I think you answered your own question there:)
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 30, 2008 - 9:34pm.
angel_i and MyTwoCents:
Your avvies are fucking hilarious. A chola britney and the tiger version of aguilera?? Selling her crap perfume??
Where the fuck do you people find inspiration to come up with that kind of shit?
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We're brilliant.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:30pm.
@Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:27pm.
When in doubt, think zebra, not unicorn. A very smart man taught me that...
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Que?
BTW. Did speakit see Kitty with a knife?
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Yeah!!!! Don't tell me you missed it!
I still find her teef scary.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 30, 2008 - 9:34pm.
It seems like she does not know one thing about being a mother.So sad for her son.
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It sounds, to me, like she's like a whole lotta people and tries to buy into all the cool new things there always are to buy into...Every mommy does it according to her means. I know super rich Mommies who buy the brand newest things as SOON as they're available JUST to be the first. These are the Mommies whose kids become case studies when we decide that the product needs to be banned cuz it's harmful.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Loves It! My fav Skyhooks tune. I can't believe this vid is not a Countdown one.
Trudat. But then there was AC.DC and the like, such...but still, THE HOOKS man.
Hey, I lived in in the infamous 'Carlton Flats' 10th floor, I'll have you. Jo Jo Zep and the Falcon's playing live in the pub across the street. I'll have you.
Jo Jo Zep ~ Shape I'm in (still can't understand a fucking word)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrpd4_1hfg
I'm sure someone else has already said it, but it can't be said enough in this case.....Crazy bitch!!
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
angel_i and MyTwoCents:
Your avvies are fucking hilarious. A chola britney and the tiger version of aguilera?? Selling her crap perfume??
Where the fuck do you people find inspiration to come up with that kind of shit?
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Get it? I'm smart now - see?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
It seems like she does not know one thing about being a mother.So sad for her son.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Pretty deep, huh??
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Very.
Thank you, Sandbitch, for sharing.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a LadyMK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeover madness.
@Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:27pm.
When in doubt, think zebra, not unicorn. A very smart man taught me that...
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Que?
BTW. Did speakit see Kitty with a knife?
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Pretty deep, huh??
A child would have to be drawning in his own sweat or slipping while walking due to wetness in order even consider botox. I guess in Hollywood botox is a cure for all.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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You know - it took me all day to figure out why you referred to Skybitch as your alter ego. I get it now:D! Cuz I'm SO smart like that!
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When in doubt, think zebra, not unicorn. A very smart man taught me that...
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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You know - it took me all day to figure out why you referred to Skybitch as your alter ego. I get it now:D! Cuz I'm SO smart like that!
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oh my. time to change your icon dear!
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I think you're right. Before my brain up and freezes altogether. I'll put on my 'smart' face for awhile...
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Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 9:19pm.
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British Columbia Canada, and no i'm not a fucking lumberjack, nor do I know any. (just to get that out of the way)
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But I bet you wish you were a girlie just like your dear papa!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Wait a sec, I think this is all part of Cruella's master plan to get people to pay attention to her. She's taking her cues from Shitters!
Next she'll publicly hump a paparazzi. Then shave her head and beat down Bronstein's car with an umbrella. Then be carried off to rehab in a stretcher...
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Oooh...aahhh...you know, I'm sure that, somewhere's in Japan they've taught a White Tiger how to work the internet and I think it's on it's way to eat your ass! es! All of you!
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Hey Angel face! Hehehhe.
@TITS
Can never get enough lambsies. The more the better. I met one once and it hit on me.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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You know - it took me all day to figure out why you referred to Skybitch as your alter ego. I get it now:D! Cuz I'm SO smart like that!
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oh my. time to change your icon dear!
The scariest thought is that she adopted two children ALONE without a sane partner, and therefore she can inject them with poison whenever she likes.
Any way they could take Laird and whatsisname away and give him to her ex too?
That said, I cannot wait to see the tell-alls these boys dish out when they're older. They'll make Mommy Dearest look like a sappy Valentine.
HEY HEY HEY!!!
R.I.P. SHIRL & STEVE
**SOBS**
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me cos I give you some head
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Well I'll meet you at the pub at two minutes to ten
You're all ready to go
Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face
I'd run but I'm much too slow
You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...
At half past one I'm flat on the floor
Caught like a rat in a trap
Fifteen times a week and you still want more
God you talk such crap
SKYHOOKS ~ You Jus like me coz I'm good in bed!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfLNjDSfkcY
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:14pm.
@TITS on September 30, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Heya TITS! You be in the UK, no?
@Sandbitch
I keep forgetting you're on Eastern Standard Time. Yes, I know Lygon St well. Good food, lots of hot Italian sausage if you know what I mean, wink wink.
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British Columbia Canada, and no i'm not a fucking lumberjack, nor do I know any. (just to get that out of the way)
I've heard you melbourne girls like your gourmet sausages.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Loves It! My fav Skyhooks tune. I can't believe this vid is not a Countdown one.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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You know - it took me all day to figure out why you referred to Skybitch as your alter ego. I get it now:D! Cuz I'm SO smart like that!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 8:57pm.
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Oooh...aahhh...you know, I'm sure that, somewhere's in Japan they've taught a White Tiger how to work the internet and I think it's on it's way to eat your ass! es! All of you!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeover madness.
@TITS on September 30, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Heya TITS! You be in the UK, no?
@Sandbitch
I keep forgetting you're on Eastern Standard Time. Yes, I know Lygon St well. Good food, lots of hot Italian sausage if you know what I mean, wink wink.
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I AM A NATURALE WOMANE
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
I be live in Briz Vegas, Australia...
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ANOTHER ONE?
no wonder i find you two so funny.
how are you set lambie wise? i'm being sent little movies of them bouncing across meadows and baaaing. painfully cute, never been around any lambs myself.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Ah, Hollywood on the Gold Coast style. I be in Melbourne, Aus.
My mammy's in Sydney and rings tooo fucking often.
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You be in Melbourne????? GET THE FUCK!
I lived in Melbourne for 18 months in the 70's. In Lygon Street, Carlton ~ no less. Back when it reeked of garlic for all the wrong reasons.
I worked at Melbourne Uni. :)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Ah, Hollywood on the Gold Coast style. I be in Melbourne, Aus.
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jesus! i have another internet friend there. also a pshop maven.
do you have lambs now?
Ah, Hollywood on the Gold Coast style. I be in Melbourne, Aus.
My mammy's in Sydney and rings tooo fucking often.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Were you waiting up all night for the call? You have very dark circles all around your eyes.
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Nah - she been waiting up all night for me to pick up.
She be live in Claremont, San Diego...
I be live in Briz Vegas, Australia...
She always rings toooooo fucking early, yeah?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 8:47pm.
LOLs. You're a naturale womane. Get it? MANE
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Ooops. That comment was for Okie. Read her post. She says it's real. I think its an all body merkin.
And I need you mooore than everrr
And I want you for all tiiime
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 8:47pm.
LOLs. You're a naturale womane. Get it? MANE
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And I need you more than want you
And I want you for all time
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8cHq7td5Q
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Were you waiting up all night for the call? You have very dark circles all around your eyes.
*finds hair in drinky*
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LOLs. You're a naturale womane. Get it? MANE. Doesn't it get in your food? Stuck in your teeth?
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Ah been talkin' to mah mammy...LONG DISTANCE Y'ALL
Wichita Lineman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8cHq7td5Q
I love how Cruella's first instinct is to visit the plastic surgeon for her kid's foot odor problem. How about you get the boy in the tub, and wash his feet? How about you waddle down to your local Target and pick up some plain white cotton socks? How about you spray a bit of Lysol in his shoes when his nanny brings him home from soccer practice?
This ain't clothes baby, Its all hair, and Its allll naturale!!! yeah, Natural w/ an E... Naturale.. Ale!!!! *scruffs up body hair*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Okie!!! You shouldn't sneak up on people dressed like that.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 8:32pm.
*little tears of joy roll down cheeks*
Just beautiful. That is so classy and elegant! I loves her!!!
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Im on th toilet! I mean, if anyone cares.. Hey hand me a square of T.P...
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 8:24pm.
@sandbitch
Where you at?
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on dah phone...
@sandbitch
Where you at?
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You know, MK, you had a clue there with that remarkabout Munchausen's. This woman seems ripe for that or some other kind of child abuse. Roan seems to have lucked out, but don't forget, she adopted two other children on her own, and there is no father to protect THEM!
I hope her celebrity doesn't stop people around her from watching out for those other two kids.
So freaking what? She thought the kid might have a back problem and she took him to the doctor, that makes her a bad mother? The botox for sweat has been around for ages...big deal, maybe the kid has blue cheese stank feet and gets teased at school?
I smell a rat and it's not Roan's feet. I think the judge is a little one sided to the big newspaper publisher ex.