It's Just A Little Botox
Cruella de Stone asked a judge for permission to move her son Roan from his father's home in Northern California to her house in Los Angeles. The judge rejected her ass and ordered that Roan must stay with his daddy. The judge also thinks Cruella is a batshit crazy mommy who needs shock treatment. Okay, he didn't put it in those words exactly.
TMZ got a hold of some court documents that paint Cruella as a paranoid and overreactive bitch. Munchausen syndrome alert! Here's some of the things the court papers state:
Cruella believed Roan had some kind of spinal condition, but didn't give any evidence proving this. The judge wrote: "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan."Cruella claims she put her career on hold in order to raise Roan. The judge wrote: "If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court." (A note from MK: I think Hollywood put her career on hold for her years ago.)
Cruella wanted to botox Roan's feet because they fucking smelled bad. The judge wrote that the "mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge went on to write that Phil "A Komodo Dragon Bit Off My Toe" Bronstein is always looking out for Roan's well-being and that Cruella is basically doing the opposite.
About the Botox, I've heard it helping with pit stank, but never foot odor. Hey, it's just a little prick of Botox. It can't hurt that bad. Cruella's precious nose shouldn't be subjected to Roan's rank feetsies.
While she's at it, Cruella should also Botox his face a little bit. It's best to start them young. And then when she's finished there, she can lipo off his baby fat and get him some veneers. You know how unsightly some kids' teeth can be. Better yet, just send him to Dr. 90210 for a full makeover and call it a day. Being a mother is so hard!
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Ohmigod, she is Cruella de Stone.
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M2C!
I have come to believe that evil exists in the world, and that some people are inherently evil. Sharon Stone is one of them.
Read "People Of The Lie." It talks about this phenomenon in depth.
Submitted by chica robotica on September 30, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by minnow on September 30, 2008 - 6:38pm.
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I have those shoes, too, if I'm thinking about the right style. Leather flats with a little crossover strap and bumpy soles. Yeah, those things turned sour on me pretty fast, but so does any shoe with a fabric sole that I don't wear socks with.
Anystinkyfoot, don't young boys tend to make lots of smelly stuff happen? And shouldn't they? I'm not a mother, but MAYBE this bitch would be aware of that if she played with him, fed him, bathed him, whatever. Stone is nuts, and I'm glad the judge saw that.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
botox is used to stop excessive sweating, ergo - it would also help odor caused by the sweating. This woman is crazy!!! The poor kid- good for the judge!
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
I think I met one of these all over botoxers. I was at a wedding, stinking hot. Everyone else was dripping wet, and she was as dry as Vadge's vag. And this chick did not break a sweat. Anywhere. Always wondered how, why.
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My ass disappeared with my hairline!
I ought to try that botox stuff for my ass odor. An injection there can't hurt any worse than my x-tra large anal beads!
chica- Hey, those sound like the same ones, I just used mary jane for lack of a better word. And that smell was lethal. I also remember a story about Britney Spears being asked to put her shoes back on while on a commercial flight several years ago, and reportedly she said something to the effect of sorry, these shoes make my feet smell. And this was back in the day when she was hawking sketchers. Coincidence?!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article99398.ece
Stupid ass...go botox your own feet...oh wait she probably did.
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She could also inject him with some botox when he gets a little headache.
Night all!
Seems like these stars have a pretty darn easy time adopting children. Some normal married couples will wait for YEARS to finally be given a child...yet whenever Angelina or Sharon or Madonna sneezes and decides to adopt...POOF...there's a child there waiting for them. Its so fucking ridiculous!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Yep...all her kids are adopted. Not sure why, but maybe her craziness dried up her ovaries??? Any biological child of hers would have problems, fer sure.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
This is worse than when it was reported that Shitters wanted to whiten SPF's teeth.
How is she able to adopt? Don't they give psych evals?
FUCK!
Can Botox make you mentally unstable? Cause Cruella is majorly wacked out of her gourd! Giving a child Botox injections to cure the smell of his feet....has she gone mad. I am SO glad that Roan is with his dad 'cause his mother is on a quest to traumatize the child within an inch of his life!
Your face!
Submitted by Salem13 on September 30, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Why did she just cut the feet off? I know thats what I would've done.
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Submitted by minnow on September 30, 2008 - 6:38pm.
OMG, maybe it's Sketchers. When I sprained my foot, I bought a pair of flat Sketchers bc they looked pretty comfy. They made my feet stink so bad! I wonder if it's the same kind you bought -- flat with a rubber soul and a strap over the top. I wouldn't have called them Mary Janes, though. Maybe...
There are alot of Lauren Conrad clones running around all over L.A. I remember, we went to this outdoor cafe across from Mr. Chow, and there were these richie rich kids and hearing them talk just reminded me of Gossip Girl or something.
"Eeeww, what are you wearing? Boots and leggings? It's not winter! My god!"
Totally in their own world.
M.E. You're no doubt right. The freaking drama sucks the life out of it...... well that and the "M"Ophobia.
Arent all the kids adopted?
Maybe the agency should step in regarding the other 2 kids.
Those Hollywood people are in their own world, seriously.
I was there a few weeks ago with my husband. We were walking on Rodeo and we saw a cop giving this chick a ticket. She was pleading with him not to give it to her. She said something like: "Will you please not give me a ticket. Please? It will make me very upset. Please!"
It was weird. Please officer! Do not give this "Hills" clone a ticket, because it will totally ruin her day!
Morb - I think a lot of people are taking a breather from in there. This is how it goes, it's fun, normal, then drama ensues, then the forum fallout then, crickets. Up down, up down.
Crazy bitch. I hope someone's keeping an eye on her other two kids or they'll end up like little Caylee Anthony.
@G.I.G..Sup sugah..
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MK is right -- she's batshit crazy. Too bad the two younger boys don't have another parent to watch over them.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 30, 2008 - 6:54pm.
M O R B! Jesus beyotch! I had to get some shit done here at work!
I need to actually EARN that paycheck. LOL.
--------- Oh shit, I forget about the time difference! You're still at work. P.R. and even the crickets have died.. ... need new blood in there.
Off Topic: I watched Donny Darko this weekend. OMF headtrip! LOL.
Jakey was mucho loco in that movie!
BOTOX to stop stinky feet?!! In KIDS?!! HAHAHHAA!! That's frickn hilarious!! That bitch really is crazy! God help her other two kids.
M O R B! Jesus beyotch! I had to get some shit done here at work!
I need to actually EARN that paycheck. LOL.
What a fucking dumb, crazy bitch. Ok. I wasn't on the hate Sharon wagon till now.
Fuck her.
Morbi - I have no idea where the other sluts have been. There be crickets in there and shit.
M.E.E.E.E.E.E........... Where are you?? WHAT happened in the Powder Room?? It.Is.Dead.
On Sharon.... she got what she deserved.
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I wonder what she would've done when he started getting ball sweat?
"Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Soap meet water..
"hi,you ok?"
"I'm good"
"ready?"
"yes,
I'm scared tho"
"here we go"..*bubbles bubbles bubbles* Voila.. Fuck me, that's clean"
Now, Oklahoma, that is funny.
Cleopatra2U on September 30, 2008 - 6:39pm
I heard all about the injections in the pits during Emmy season a couple of years ago when it was blistering hwat.
But yea, in a foot on a little kid, stupid and irresponsible, kids are supposed to be stinky and dirty.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Novnightly, no kidding. My boys' room smells like feet and ass. It's called B-O-Y-S Sharon.
edited because i double posted....oops!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Sharon Stone a controlling, overreacting shrew? NO WAY!
Little boys...hell ALL boys get foot odor of some kind and it usually stems from only owning one pair of shoes that they do EVERYTHING in and wear all the time. My little brother was like that...he would wear shoes until they'd rot off his feet and he had BAD foot problems. Girls don't get it like that because we are little princesses who like to have MANY pairs of shoes at our disposal..lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 30, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Botox in a foot to stop the stank.
I have never heard of that.
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I have heard of Botox being injected into the armpits to stop perspiration, so maybe it's the same principle with the feets? In any case, it shouldn't be done on A CHILD.
Being a mother *is* hard, but it doesn't have to be RIDICULOUS like Ms. Stone seems to be making it out to be.
I wonder why some shoes make feet stink and some don't. Long story, but once I was on vacation and ruined my casual shoes so I had to buy another pair to wear and I ended up with some Skechers Mary Jane shoes (it was either that or keds, i was in a nowhere town). It was horrible, I never even had an odor problem, but after one day of these shoes, it was disgusting- I threw them out immediately after I got home.
I have read that they can use botox in your armpits and it stops you from sweating/stinking or something. Maybe thats why she thought it would help him. Bitch is nuts because injecting needles into my sons feet is the LAST thing in the world i would ever suggest to a doctor or want to put my kid through. Not even the last thing...try NEVER.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Thornhill!! What's up?
On topic: Cruella's not clueless. She's doesn't give a crap, unless it effects her personally. She can't parade a kid with stinky feet in public!
And actually bathe her own accessories...er, children? That's what the Nannies are for.
Clueless...
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Somewhere, Roan is having a pizza party with dad and thanking god he's not trapped with Cruella and her other 2 accessories... I mean "children".
Some foot (fetish) MDs are using botox for extreme cases of stinky feet.
However, Phil is right ... trying bathing and deodorants first.
Remember, Cruella, karma's a bitch.
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I'd say she's a typical Hollywood mom: selfish and clueless. That's probably just the tip of the iceberg.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Next thing you know, they'll make botox douches. (Oh wait, Mickey Rourke is a botox douche)