Gayelle Lovers At The Beach
SamRo and HoHan are still on a big lezzie holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Don't forget to swallow the worm! You know, I could never bring myself to drink the tequila worm. This is surprising because I've swallowed a lot of funky.... Okay, I'll stop. It's too early for that sick gutter talk.
Yesterday, the two little dykies spent the day playing Scrabble (WTF), smoking fags, standing in front of the ocean, staring at the ocean, holding hands and eating frozen sperm pops. Those silly lezzies! You're not supposed to eat the sperm pops! You're supposed to put them up your snatch if you want a baby!
It's still a little strange seeing SamRo in a pretty bikini. She kind of looks like a younger Mr. Burns rocking a sexy two piece. I bet this is what Mark Ronson looks like in a bikini, but his chichis are probably bigger.
Here's more of these two getting sand in their 'ginas in Mexico. I bet the sand exfoliates their chochas when they bump them together later. It makes their honey ham coochies extra soft. Soft like a butch dyke's leather tool belt.
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Good observation about the fact that they're both skinny w/no body fat but also have no muscles. Cig diet sounds about right and I'm sure Lindsay kept some of those anorexic tendencies she and Nicole developed together.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 1, 2008 - 11:21pm.
SamRo and Hohan look like they're really enjoying the dicksicles after having the tossed salad.
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HoHan wishes TERRIBLY that that popsicle was a peen.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
SamRo and Hohan look like they're really enjoying the dicksicles after having the tossed salad.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Damn MK, sounds like you actually want to watch Hohan and SamRo bump their nasty chochas together or something....that's actually sort of GROSS to me!
Your face!
do they make burqa's in a size zero? 2 are needed here...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I love it! I feel like Smithers is somewhere in the back of this picture, trailing behind them with a pad and pen, taking drink orders. "Another margerita, Ms. Ronson?" "Dammit, I said Mojito!"
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Wow, never thought I'd see samro without a t-shirt. She has the same body as my ex-wife (boner shrinker*)--lilo more like my current.
This looks like some movie where a blind person is taken to the beach for the first time and is scared and fascinated at everything she hears around her--samro might as well be on posh's alien home planet of insectiods with implants. Or maybe its just that this is the middle of the night for the nocturnal club-princess.
Seriously, she knows there is nothing positive that can come from a bikini photo for her.
And look how much taller than lilo she is. What kind of a lesbian is she with so few tatoos? I wanted to see her butt--that is, that flat spot where a butt could be attached just behind her hips.
I really do like these two as a couple. The both seem so happy together--in general. Samro looks like a rabbit at a pit-bull convention here, but hopefully its situational--and not just the relationship moving past the Wonderment of Discovery. Notice how she finally looks relaxed when sitting at a table and having a smoke--now if someone would just dim the lights.
They know better than to do the old tanning lotion rub on the back--and end up on every porn site on the web. ;)
Have fun ladies--Let me send you my virtual hitachi magic wand--gonna need to relax samro after those scary moments in those sunny open spaces outside of a disco. Ladies--don't break up--I never want to see the u-haul pull up--you are just too cute together.
* More due to personality that body.
omfg sandbitch and angel i! Your fucking avies!!!!! ROFLMAO
OnT: Uh, Who knew SamRo was so hippy?
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Ahhh, now I get it. Drink my way through the list and at some point, I will be *gayelle* I'll give it a go.
My friend's daughter is gay. She turned up to a BBQ recently with a couple of her friends who were dressed quite boyish, like Samro...
Another friend (an older married bloke) turned to greet Louise and in all surprise said "Gee Louise, don't often see you with a bloke..".
It was a priceless straight/gay moment.
O you know Lindsay's just tryna pick up guys with this lezzie act anyway. What better way than to present: Two Young Lezzies at the Beach: Come and get it, boys!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by PoorBritney on October 1, 2008 - 12:09pm.
What this trip needs is some good slamming for Lezlo by a hot guy.
Cue Callum Best!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 12:08pm.
What about the Bald Slut drink?
They have Lewd Lewinsky and also a shot called Lay Down and Shut Up.
Those are all so sexy and after five of them you will TOTALLY go gayelle.
Thats what Kelly Osbornes Radio Show told me any way...
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That looks like the vacay from hell. And what in Babby Jesus is wrong with Sam's body. Look at it compared to Lezlo. It's a high wasted-droopy-long-vagina-hunchback-wide hips sorta look that I can quite figure out.
This trip to mexico looks about as exciting as a trip to the clinic. What this trip needs is some good slamming for Lezlo by a hot guy.
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Hands off my popwreck!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:38am.
I'm thinking about going gayelle...how do you do it?
Jager shots.
Here isa good recipe.
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Lolo, I couldn't find a drinkie called "go gayelle" in that list...
Come on everybody, let's go hide eggs for Jesus!!!
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:38am.
I'm thinking about going gayelle...how do you do it?
Jager shots.
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Good call! But if you're gonna go gayelle with Lilo, make sure you also have some Rabies shots while you're at it.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 1, 2008 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 11:28am.
Christ, it was just a little piece I stole from Jim Gaffigan.
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LMFAO love that mofo
*HOT POCKETS!*
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And now they have Lean Pockets, for those of you who don't eat meat but would still like diarrhea. DIARRHEA POCKETS!!!
I am definitely going to see him if he comes anywhere near me on "The Sexy" tour. I went to see "Beyond the Pale" with my husband when he was mad at me, and he was trying so hard not to laugh (god forbid he have fun) that at one point he almost threw up all over our table. Now THAT is comedy.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:38am.
I'm thinking about going gayelle...how do you do it?
Jager shots.
Here isa good recipe.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7787.html
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1) Thank GOD the table leg got in the way of HoHan's crotch shot.
2) Is she going to pull the Asthma attack card out when it comes time to promote Labor Pains?
3) HoHan is developing SamRo's posture.
I'm thinking about going gayelle...how do you do it?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 11:28am.
Christ, it was just a little piece I stole from Jim Gaffigan.
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LMFAO love that mofo
*HOT POCKETS!*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 11:28am
*Hands Aamyko some prep H and a Tucks Medicated Cooling pad*
No spicey food before or after my dear.
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My Gayness thanks you.
http://www.aamyko.com
_Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 11:28am.
Burning bushes are trouble!
Its like internet bed bugs or those friendly crotchal creatures known as "crabs"
ha ha ha wuuut am i evenfuckingtalkingabout???
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What the frig did I start in here with the burning bush comment??? Christ, it was just a little piece I stole from Jim Gaffigan...which reminds me, ever see a hot guy in church, and when it comes time to give "peace" you think "and an EXTRA piece for YOU"...stole that one too.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:20am.
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Yeah I don;t know shit about women...
And yes I am so Gay it hurts.
*Hands Aamyko some prep H and a Tucks Medicated Cooling pad*
No spicey food before or after my dear.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:20am.
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Yeah I don;t know shit about women...
And yes I am so Gay it hurts.
http://www.aamyko.com
whaaa? no, sam is def gay! no doubt. i´m not sure about linds, tho. she doesn´t look gay to me.and there´s no chemistry between those two.
**whatever**
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:17am.
They're not gay. Mmmmmkay?
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'Sactly.
And those 2 are having a good laugh about it.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 1, 2008 - 11:17am.
I'm kinda starting to like these 2 together. I just hate the fact they use EVERY chance they get for a photo op. Other than that more pussy power to both.
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Man, you gotta be gay or a frustrated virgin or something because you know squat about women.
If that was a photo op, do you think Samro would've worn that fucking bikini? Bitch would have taken a sarong.
Honey the sandals on Samro say it all.. she def is gay.
http://www.aamyko.com
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 1, 2008 - 11:16am.
Aamyko, anyone that has Apollonia 6 on their site is pretty damn cool in my book :)
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R U serious.. they are my idols.. hehe THX!
http://www.aamyko.com
They're not gay. Mmmmmkay?
I'm kinda starting to like these 2 together. I just hate the fact they use EVERY chance they get for a photo op. Other than that more pussy power to both.
http://www.aamyko.com
Aamyko, anyone that has Apollonia 6 on their site is pretty damn cool in my book :)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Terrible. I expected Sam to look bad in a bikini, but I thought Hohan would look better than what she does. All she has are decent boobs, and that's it.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 1, 2008 - 11:11am
I had that problem!
Stoney suggested I switch from low dose to just one step abpve and i asked my doctor and the doctor said Stoney was right-o!
Just last week.
I think K-fed must have been flying over head in the atmosphere and we were all late just because his floaties are THAT strong.
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Can we can the religious bigotry, from both sides?
Re: these two, it's kind of scary how neither of them have any body fat but they have no muscle either. Do they live entirely on clam juice, cigs and blow?
As for whether Blohan is actually a lesbian or just playing around, I'll concede that it's for real if she's still with SamRo after the novelty wears off and the public loses interest (as they tend to with non-volatile couples who've been together awhile). She's getting more attention for this than for anything she's done for the past two years, so there's no way of telling yet if it's real, or if she's just riding the lesbian wave.
I can tell ya this, she isn't 100% lesbionic. Apparently some dolphin-man cock was beckoning to her post-Olympics.
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 11:07am.
LOL, better ask Tom Cooze. I wouldn't know. I got my results back today and fuck if I ain't 100% clean. Not that I was worried. Now if I can just figure out why my period has been erratic lately.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
whoa, samro has some major bowed-out skeleton legs. was she on a whaling boat the last 10 years with no orange juice? that's some serious rickets shit there
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 1, 2008 - 10:15am.
SamRo looks like Anthony Michael Hall when he was a kid!
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LMMFAOOOOO!!! "I've laid lotsa times!"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 11:06am
Mmmmm Hmmmmm
*makes notes in note pad*
He should be careful of his permanent record.
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Ugh these two again? What the fuck are either of them famous for?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 1, 2008 - 11:03am.
Oh sheeet you is right.
Is Dyslexia an STD?
I used to screw this dumb ass and I have felt pretty slow ever since.....
My bush is not burning however.
Oh maybe this comment belongs on the Kelly Osborne thread? Well these are ginge bushes up on the screen here... Hmmmm... QUANDRY!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 1, 2008 - 9:35am.
MK I know you say things for comic affect, BUT I mean how many times are you going to refer to them as "DYKIE" and "Lezzies" I mean they are gay who cares??! You being a GAY man yourself should feel alittle remorse in resorting to childish bullying name calling that us gay people have grown up with. Gees. There really is no need for that!
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agreed. i´m not gay, but those terms really piss me off. time to grow up, mk.
**whatever**
Samro looks like a lost Culkin brother in these photos. One with boobs.
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 10:56am.
_Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 10:51am.
HA HA HA!
That Puta dude is a troll from way back when!
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Yar, I kinda remembered it from past bullshit (have had it on mental cunt watch) it must be off the meds or out of booze and bitter about it me thinks. I don't bother reading...as a rule.
...I mean, how hard is it for a TROLL to SCROLL for God Sake.
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 11:01am.
You've got it backwards. Sluts HAVE burning bushes.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Burning bushes are sluts.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 10:55am.
Of course God has a wicked sense of humour! He gave us George W. Bush for two terms. Now thats comedy for you. God has a very dry Jewish sense of humour.
That wasn't comedy. That was just mean.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 10:55am.
Sandbitch-- Your avie is just fine--personally, I think Jesus has a sense of humor. At least God did-- I mean, he talked to Moses as a burning bush for crying out loud! Tell me he wasn't messing with his head a little...
>The burning bush was marijuana. Who is moses?