Hello Officer!
Brit Brit and her rabid Calico kitty weave went to see "In the Heights" on Broadway last night and I'm kicking myself in the a-hole (it takes a lot of practice) for not knowing this advance so that I could join the dozens of Cheetoholics in front of the theater. Not because I want to see Brit, but so that I could see that hot police officer dude in person! I probably would have started acting like a drunk fool, cursing and slapping at people just so he could put me in handcuffs and throw me against his car. Damn. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
So... Brit managed to sit through the entire show and some audiences members were shocked to see the First Lady of Cheetos in the audience. One bitch told OK!: "She looked really good. I saw her hair and her sparkly eyes." Sparkly eyes? It's the meds. Nothing makes your eyes shine like a good cocktail of downers and anti-depressants with a shot of Frapp.
Here's a few more of Brit riding the prescription-medication train while leaving the theater with the sexy officer dude last night. BREAKING NEWS! Brit is actually wearing different shoes! They're fug, but at least they're new!
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that hot police officer dude
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MK, honey, that "police officer" was on xtube last week with his pants down, slappin the sausage. In "uniform".
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I bet when Cruella sees that hot piece of ass, she will immediately do a caca on her rotting caca.
I don't mind shortish legs, as long as they're not oompaloompa short. He sort of has that soap opera *stares into the distance looking slightly concerned* vibe. Little bit too pretty for me. I like a bit more of a manly man.
Edit: Im gonna come back later, have a really nice headache brewing. Later, beeches.
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Yeah, cute cop, doing his best Benji/Joel Madden face. Cop has short legs as well.
I like a man with LEGS. Not Michael Phelps legs, but longer than a cigarette.
OT: MK only did this story because he wanted to talk about the hot policeman. Heheheheheh. Slut.
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I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE, AND I'LL CUT ANYONE WHO SAYS I CAN'T
OMG - I was only thinking today - how come no chola palin!!
And here she is...like magic.
The flag might get me lynched, but this one is fun. Wait for it.
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The 51st State
Australia ~ State of Bewilderment
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 2:21am.
@Sandbitch
To celerate your last comment I started making a new American flag with a kangaroo on it. But am too afraid to post it. Maybe I should so we can get into a big political rant with some peeps.
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HA! We ~must~ whip up some *special* avs for the election! We'll have an avie fest...
There's gonna be a lot of folks tearing out pubic hair, lots o rants, cryin...fer sure.
James Chola Heaven
I Piss Perfume.
@Sandbitch
To celerate your last comment I started making a new American flag with a kangaroo on it. But am too afraid to post it. Maybe I should so we can get into a big political rant with some peeps.
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Pink beanie.
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 1:56am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 1:50am.
That school should lose their dumb fucker funding. What were they thinking!! Is she supposed to be a role model is she?
Here ya go boys and girls, aspire to be a celebrity.
Palin for President.
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How DARE you speak of American politics!? No one must speak about the land of freedom but the free people. And not celebrities! Understand!?
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I dare coz.... Australia is set to become the 51st State. And we will be the BIGGEST *star*.
@angel_1
RE: Politics. Since the US economy, war machine, etc. has such a huge impact on the rest of us we're obliged to. And besides, Palin bashing is so much fun.
@Sandbitch
RE: Politics. Pray for all of us if James Haven finds out what you've done.
BBBBBWWWAAAAHHHAA
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 1:54am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 1:50am.
Too late, they sent all their dumb fucker funding on the dumb fuckers appearance fee
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Gotta love the yanks - they're so good for a laugh. They believe in god and all that bolognaise.
I'll keep you in my prayers...
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Edit: I PISS PERFUME
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 1:50am.
That school should lose their dumb fucker funding. What were they thinking!! Is she supposed to be a role model is she?
Here ya go boys and girls, aspire to be a celebrity.
Palin for President.
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LOL!
How DARE you speak of American politics!? No one must speak about the land of freedom but the free people. And not celebrities! Understand!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 1:50am.
Too late, they spent all their dumb fucker funding on the dumb fuckers appearance fee
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 1, 2008 - 4:16pm.
This pisses me off
Unfitney had a photo op today, to show the world what a caring, loving, "pretty" woman she is!
Today Unfitney visited a school in the Bronx, NYC.
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That school should lose their dumb fucker funding. What were they thinking!! Is she supposed to be a role model is she?
Here ya go boys and girls, aspire to be a celebrity.
Palin for President.
britscomingback must be a genius, cause i can't understand what the fuck she's babbling about. is she talking about brit or a butt slap...i hope butt slap cause that sounds pretty damn hot!
Your face!
She definitely needs the extra meds to "look" this excited. She looks more excited for reals when she's carrying two Frapps in her hand.
Your face!
Submitted by M.E. on October 1, 2008 - 4:20pm.
DAE - this is the most "work" she's done in what 3 years? 4?????
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Longer than that.
It's been really, 5 years. When she was everywhere promoting Toxic & In The Zone back in '03
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
DAE - this is the most "work" she's done in what 3 years? 4?????
This pisses me off
Unfitney had a photo op today, to show the world what a caring, loving, "pretty" woman she is!
Today Unfitney visited a school in the Bronx, NYC.
http://www.britneyres.com/thumbnails.php?album=3160
Her PR time are *REALLY* pulling out all the stops aren't they?
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
I think she looks good...
'britscomingback' reminds me of Vicky Pollard from little britian (twice in two days!!)
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=EzUniIMIuGU&feature=related
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I take calls all day while I'm on dlisted. On topic:
I bet Brit blew that dude on the way to the car.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I just came up for a marvelous idea for an at-home business.
Do freelance blog and web site reading for the STARZ.
Charge by the link.
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I know for a fact this type of service already exists for politicians.
this is a good idea, except there is no way in hell any celeb could withstand all the crap talked about them. You'd have to filter on times mentioned or summarize the feedback. example - hundreds of responses in reply to a brit story, favourable remarks about her shoes and dress, not too happy about her hair. Anything more damming or detailed would make them drive off a .... ooooh Mrs K!!!
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Don't assume the person posting is not hard at work, be it working in a home or working in an office.
Dlist is a great site to enjoy whilst fighting the fires both at work and on the home front.
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Yeah! And maybe some of us are really bored on the job because we work for our Mother's business and she only makes us do about one goddamn thing per day 'cause she's always really spoiled us and we're just tired of trying to take more responsibility so we dick around on this site when we have nothing else to do...I'm sorry, what was I talking about? That's not ME I'm talking about, of course, just a hypothetical, you know...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 1:33pm.
DAE,
Glad I am not the only one twisted enough to love your pics!
Angel, look behind you. lol
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Ack!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
"Nothing makes your eyes shine like a good cocktail of downers and anti-depressants with a shot of Frapp" LOL then sure her eyes are shining like a goddamn comet!
Britney is still trying... and still failing.
Those shoes are all wrong. They make her legs look extra stumpy.
DAE,
Glad I am not the only one twisted enough to love your pics!
Angel, look behind you. lol
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
@DAE: MORE LOL!
See that? Bad day be gone!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
LOL! WIG WOMAN!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
What Unfitney really looks like (before her PR team get their hands on her)(all pics NSFW!)
http://www.anatomy-photos.com/images/TN_NatasaH.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/reno1977/obese.jpg
Rare pic of Unfitney & JL:
http://www.cwhyteforpresident.com/images/random%20fat%20people/fat-women...
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
@GIG: yay!!!
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
The theory of Shitney being CB totally fits. If it's true then that ho is funnier than I ever gave her credit for. She is more creative and productive as CB than as a popstar. Papa Spears please have mercy on us sick bitches & give us a glimpse of what we are craving...slip Shitters a few placebos!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Are you enjoying your holiday?
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I'm atoning for my sins quite nicely, thank you very much.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Mrs. K.,
We would all be rolling in it!
Are you enjoying your holiday?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
@CTH:
Don't assume the person posting is not hard at work, be it working in a home or working in an office.
Dlist is a great site to enjoy whilst fighting the fires both at work and on the home front.
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Totally. Sometimes I get distracted *eyeroll - like now* but usually it's just, like, a soother..you know - I pop in, have a look, same something snarky and then the next step doesn't feel like so much drudgery, you know?
Ugh. And, sometimes, - at my kid's age - I feel like I'm just sitting around waiting for the next thing to happen without enough time to do anything in the interim. It's good for that too:) Cuz, that is seriously driving me crazy.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Post away, angel_i. It's too good to keep to ourselves.
Hey, GIG - I have this Myspace Blog where I waste the few words I have left about celebs, mostly...is it ok if I post that rant there. I want to save it AND show it off ;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 12:44pm.
I wouldn't be at all surprized if a lot of celebs read this site.
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I just came up for a marvelous idea for an at-home business.
Do freelance blog and web site reading for the STARZ.
Charge by the link.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 12:43pm
Thanks, I forgot about him. Didn't her parents have a TRO on him?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 12:14pm.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
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Wait. How'd I miss that one? Yet again, some numbfuck missing the irony of accusing someone of being on here "too much", missing the fact that they themselves would have to be on here a lot to notice.
I think I need to start an Internet Blog Etiqutte course.
Lesson 1: Don't accuse others of being a loser because they are doing exactly the same thing you are doing. Loser.
Lesson 2: Don't try to convince us that you hold two Phd's and recently won the Nobel Peace Prize while competing in the Miss America contest. We know we can barely type and eat our Cheetos at the same time, so give it up.
3. Don't correct someone's spelling or grammar error while making 12 of your own and using six words in the wrong context.
Feel free to add to my list...
Don't assume the person posting is not hard at work, be it working in a home or working in an office.
Dlist is a great site to enjoy whilst fighting the fires both at work and on the home front.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
there's a pic of Osama in those old Brit links I posted below....if you care to see his ugly troll ass!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Why does she look so giant anymore?
Angel,
Your theory is solid. I wouldn't be at all surprized if a lot of celebs read this site.
TENNIS CANS! WOW
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Flatsy on October 1, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 12:38pm
Who is Sam?
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Osama Lufti? He has been gone too long, perhaps...smart man - he is a master of the disappearing act!
He was "managing" Brit when she broke away from everyone. Basically, they were partying their asses off.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"