Hello Officer!
Brit Brit and her rabid Calico kitty weave went to see "In the Heights" on Broadway last night and I'm kicking myself in the a-hole (it takes a lot of practice) for not knowing this advance so that I could join the dozens of Cheetoholics in front of the theater. Not because I want to see Brit, but so that I could see that hot police officer dude in person! I probably would have started acting like a drunk fool, cursing and slapping at people just so he could put me in handcuffs and throw me against his car. Damn. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
So... Brit managed to sit through the entire show and some audiences members were shocked to see the First Lady of Cheetos in the audience. One bitch told OK!: "She looked really good. I saw her hair and her sparkly eyes." Sparkly eyes? It's the meds. Nothing makes your eyes shine like a good cocktail of downers and anti-depressants with a shot of Frapp.
Here's a few more of Brit riding the prescription-medication train while leaving the theater with the sexy officer dude last night. BREAKING NEWS! Brit is actually wearing different shoes! They're fug, but at least they're new!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 12:37pm.
@GIG: I still think it's Britney.
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Hmmmm, your theory has merit.
Oh, to know comingback's true identity.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 12:38pm
Who is Sam?
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She's flat and that's that!
Now there's a hot dish! We want more pictures like this, Michael!!!
(But could you Photoshop out the blonde and the guy to her right?)
Hot Cop for evah!
Well, that and the fact the Sam is living on the island he bought with a good bulk of her money, too.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
@GIG: I still think it's Britney. ESPECIALLY because of the timing of Comingback's demise. Honestly, I think she'd get SO fucked up and read and then be mad but not want anyone to know it was her...and then she would write songs...you know? Because her songs kinda sound like that...
It was my theory, too, back then that Comingback talked about TAX all the time because Britney was tryna manage herself and ended up with some IRS issues. That's why she got so broke so fast.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Holy Camel Toe on Meth! Wwwwhat is that??
"OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!"
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Comingback makes me want to call the County and put out an APB.
Be on the lookout for the crazed poetic genius hoarding cans of tennis balls and sofa batteries, practicing some dangerous boot moves.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Awesome GIG!
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Again. Stalker! *giggle*
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@GIG:
Dayum, gurl! Did you save that? That was awesomeness defined. THANK YOU!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 12:14pm.
yeah, I'm dying in a good way, peeing meself... heee.
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O good! Our avvies should have sex now! ;p
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Green is Good - OMFG! That was one of the CLASSIC comingback posts.
Butt Burns. LMAO
"CAN'T MAKE SOCKS STOP WHEN YOU GOT FLASH IN YOUR SLOT"
Comedic gold or sheer poetry? Or both? You decide! Christ that's some funny shit!
Shitney's had more flash in her slot than all of Horeywood combined.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Awesome GIG!
SOFA BATTERIES!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 12:14pm.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
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Wait. How'd I miss that one? Yet again, some numbfuck missing the irony of accusing someone of being on here "too much", missing the fact that they themselves would have to be on here a lot to notice.
I think I need to start an Internet Blog Etiqutte course.
Lesson 1: Don't accuse others of being a loser because they are doing exactly the same thing you are doing. Loser.
Lesson 2: Don't try to convince us that you hold two Phd's and recently won the Nobel Peace Prize while competing in the Miss America contest. We know we can barely type and eat our Cheetos at the same time, so give it up.
3. Don't correct someone's spelling or grammar error while making 12 of your own and using six words in the wrong context.
Feel free to add to my list...
Greeny! that brought a tear to my eye!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Oh my God! I actually saved one of Comingback's post!! See below.
Bitch was a frikkin' poet.
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Submitted by britscomingback (not verified) on December 11, 2007 - 11:12am.
OKAY WOW HERE WE ARE IN AGAIN IN THIS CHAT AND Y'ALL ARE STILL IN THIS CHAT WOW! OKAY FIRST OF ALL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING GIRLS DO GET SUN YOU KNOW SUCH AS SUN ROOMS AND LIGHTS YOU KNOW! AND ALSO NOT TO MENTION ANOTHER THING REALLY DOES FIGURE Y'ALL BORING MOMS LOOK AT BUTT BURNS WITH BOOTS LIKE WOW! OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE FLASH IN EYES SO GLASSES AND WIGS MIGHT HELP WITH CHOCOLATE DRINKS OR MAYBE TOILETS DO HAVE MORE FLASH ON TILES MAYBE! OKAY AND ALSO NOT TO MENTION ANOTHER THING ARE TIMES LIKE VIDEOS OR SHE DOES HAVE SAD TIMES LIKE WHEN NO PAPER OR FLASHES IN PINK HAIR SHOW BUTT BURNS OKAY!! AND ALSO NOT TO MENTION CAN'T MAKE SOCKS STOP WHEN YOU GOT FLASH IN YOUR SLOT MAKE A JUMP SCREAMER MAYBE STOP! AND SOCKS DO HELP WHEN Y'ALL DROP DRINKS OR CALL HER A WIG WOMAN AND YOU CAN SEE MASKS IN MIRRORS WHEN YOUR WIG TAX DROPS MAYBE CHANCE HER! OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
ok angel I read that whole thing thinking you were Christine the Hoff, LOL anyway, I guess I don't have enough brain cells left to retain this info like y'all! :)****************************1/20/09
"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 1, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I feel like a ball smelling, green bean eating, black tax paying LOOOSER. :)
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LMMFAOOOO @ EEG & angel i=))=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
GREEN BEANS
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 12:00pm.
EEG is our resident britalibrarian
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*ahem*
*I* knew that too!
I also know that Shannon was the one that went to OK with the big story and that Carla was the one who wore sandals with her ugly toes hanging out and she would take Britney for her spontaneous sleepovers at hotels in their jammies. She also thought Britney was pretty funny. And why has no one asked about Ali??? Wait - what am I saying. So sad - she wants to perform but she's less memorable than Carla, of all people.
Also, I will go with EEG in saying and FUCK YOU, MK, that I know all that!
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yeah, I'm dying in a good way, peeing meself... heee.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 12:02pm.
angel_i your avvie!!!
"dies"
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YAY!!! I SO wanted that:D
Well, not to *die* per se...You are dying in a good way right?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
OK LOL now I see all the new avies, funny stuff hoes!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Snowy,
I feel like a ball smelling, green bean eating, black tax paying LOOOSER. :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 11:57am.
Damn! I love a man in uniform! Or out of uniform...wait...Got it! I love to get a man in uniform out of his uniform!
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I had a motorcycle cop living in my street a few years back...he was hot. But he stuttered.
There's always damn something...
angel_i your avvie!!!
"dies"
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
EEG is our resident britalibrarian
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Carla is the one that got left at the gas station.
Shannon is the one who swam in underwear with ShitShit.
And a big FUCK YOU MK for me knowing this shit!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Did I just get a glimpse of DAE??
Carla came after Shannon. She was the last, in fact. She was a little shocking cuz she came out of nowhere but, apparently, she was a maid or some shit.
LOL! And she knocked upside the head in front of everyone for her kindness too. LOL!
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Damn! I love a man in uniform! Or out of uniform...wait...Got it! I love to get a man in uniform out of his uniform!
Cop
Firefighter
Soldier
UPS driver What? Brown knows what it can do!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
haters, my job blocked that link but I do remember now that Carla was one of her assistants/panty switchers, LOL MISS HER, LOL
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Snow, here's Carla---> http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/britney-spears-and-carla/
I have no idea why but CB mentioned Carla a lot...can't remember if Carla came before or after Shannon Funk[LOL why the fuck do I remember this crap?!] LMAO@HELLO!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
But who is that hellacious mess behind her?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
FIIIRRRSSSTTTTT you slutmonkeys!!
Brit is starting to look really good, i knew she could do it, whatta babe!!
as much as i dislike cops, badge #31699 of midtown north is very yummy looking...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Hel-LO Ociffer! is right! yum.
Britney? Whatever.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
HATERS, yes I think there was a black tax and lmao at where did Carla come into the picture anyways? LOL
edited b/c the correst phrase is BLACK TAX! HELLO!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by M.E. on October 1, 2008 - 11:39am.
If we are reminicing about Comingback, you can't forget her random shout of BLACKS!
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LOL I almost forgot about that one. Can't forget BIG BUTT MOMS and everything was TAXed. CARLA entered the forray also. Btw, was there a black tax or am I remembering funny?!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Wait, are you people saying she is looking good?
*shakes head*
Please tell me your joking.
Just because she bathed and finally hired someone to take care of that rats nest above her head, doesn't change the fact that she is still and always will be hillbilly fucking trash.
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 11:26am.
From all of what you ladies are saying, it is clear to me i need to spend more time on 9th Ave
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Yeah, so when am I meeting you, gyeah, and Bonasera tonight? I happen to know this little spot real close to 9PC. It's a little out of the way, and you have to bring your own drinks...some Raid, a pair of waders and a light source, but who cares?? A few rat bites and some lice never hurt anybody! Those fuckers are HOT!!!
If we are reminicing about Comingback, you can't forget her random shout of BLACKS!
gyeah, I curled up into fetal position and cried, that insult was so hurtful.
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Yesterday I was one of a load of people
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
I believe in miracles, where ya from... you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
A pig a in a dress! Will wonders never cease?
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Yea!! Look at how big that smile is! Woo HOO! There ya go Brit! You have absolutely NO attachments, concentrate on that PR train, come on!!
Don't worry those two little mistakes you gave away won't remember you.
Hopefully.
Fucking twat.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 1, 2008 - 11:23am.
I was told last night that I am a bitch, and that I am from Turkey...
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WOOOOOOOW LOL!! what an insult, that must have hurt straight to the heart [/sarcasm]
Happy Hump day CTheHoff!!! ♥
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 11:18am.
Yeah, how'd you....wait one minute!!! You're not the other one they were always looking for there, are you? Listen, hands off sister! You can have Sgt. Reilly. His bulletproof vest always made him look fat anyway....
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HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH =X mmmm...Reilly :::homer voice:::
snowy, RIGHT?
some bitch said I only have negative things to say....which is not true. I even said it was nice to see Brit smile again. But she also had said "YOUR" so negative, so I took it with a grain of salt. I know the intelligence level of those who defend Brit or Paris! heehee
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Yesterday I was one of a load of people
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
I believe in miracles, where ya from... you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
*waving to MissP!*
Yes the Pumkinmpobile was the shizznit. City Barbie made an avvie in homage to the Great Pumkinmobile, that was hysterical as all getout! I'm so depressed, thank GWAD we have each other to relive the memories with:(
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?