Hello Officer!
Brit Brit and her rabid Calico kitty weave went to see "In the Heights" on Broadway last night and I'm kicking myself in the a-hole (it takes a lot of practice) for not knowing this advance so that I could join the dozens of Cheetoholics in front of the theater. Not because I want to see Brit, but so that I could see that hot police officer dude in person! I probably would have started acting like a drunk fool, cursing and slapping at people just so he could put me in handcuffs and throw me against his car. Damn. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
So... Brit managed to sit through the entire show and some audiences members were shocked to see the First Lady of Cheetos in the audience. One bitch told OK!: "She looked really good. I saw her hair and her sparkly eyes." Sparkly eyes? It's the meds. Nothing makes your eyes shine like a good cocktail of downers and anti-depressants with a shot of Frapp.
Here's a few more of Brit riding the prescription-medication train while leaving the theater with the sexy officer dude last night. BREAKING NEWS! Brit is actually wearing different shoes! They're fug, but at least they're new!
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From all of what you ladies are saying, it is clear to me i need to spend more time on 9th Ave.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Omg, you guys, I think we have all been stalking the same precint. LOL....9th ave precint. Yup, I've seen a ton of hotties up in there. Some of the undercover guys as they are getting ready to go on their mission, yum.
PSL LMAO you are kinda Turkish! LMAO WTF?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
But if i dont gits da akrillik naily thingy's...i'd dun chew dem off wiff mah teefs!! DUH!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I posted pretty much the exact thing I posted about Britney here, on FadedYouthBlog. I was told last night that I am a bitch, and that I am from Turkey.....what a bunch of idiots...then again, one comment was from someone named "Britneylover"....oy.
I think I'll stay here from now on.....lol
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Yesterday I was one of a load of people
Now you're lying close to me, making love to me
I believe in miracles, where ya from... you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
Do all cops in NYC look like that? Maybe I'm in the wrong City.
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Britney seeing a Broadway show? Her hair still looks nasty and STOP with the acrylic nails!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
http://dlisted.com/node/5566
http://dlisted.com/node/16947#comments
good times...
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by gyeah on October 1, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 11:04am.
If you do, make it in midtown Manhattan, and at least a B Felony. And tell Lieutenant O'Shea I said hellloooooo!!!
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9th ave precinct??
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Yeah, how'd you....wait one minute!!! You're not the other one they were always looking for there, are you? Listen, hands off sister! You can have Sgt. Reilly. His bulletproof vest always made him look fat anyway....
happy humpy day, priss
LOLO
that was, beautiful... I need a hankie now..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 11:09am.
Karen, no, were you around last year when our resident crazy brittscomingback was posting?? good times.
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Yeah, I was here-- luckily I didn't get involved with much of the boot moves, and the toilet bats pretty much left me alone. I guess when I read your song I read it to the tune of a B. Manilow song for some reason. You have the gift, my friend. Manilow would be proud...
Good mornin' sluuuts
iHeart!!! Whatup!
*Sigh* I too miss the old days of sofa betteries and stuff...
Actually, you guys remember last year Shitney had those plastic "punkins" on her car dashboard for halloween? And the baby shoe dangling from the rearview mirror??
She looks fugly. She looks clean, but that look is retarded.(sorry for using that term)
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
_"Do I sense a fellow Manilow fan here?"
Mornin', just another day
Bat Shit people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How crazy you be, oh Britty
Well, you came and you gave me the clap without takin'
And I sent you away, oh Britty
well, you kissed me and made me start pukin'
and I need you go away. Oh, Britty!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 1, 2008 - 11:04am.
If you do, make it in midtown Manhattan, and at least a B Felony. And tell Lieutenant O'Shea I said hellloooooo!!!
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9th ave precinct??
Karen, no, were you around last year when our resident crazy brittscomingback was posting?? good times.
ihearthaters, I know, I know. fasten your sock slots so you don't trip on your way to the starbucks.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
guys, remember calling the county? those were the days my friend
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Lolo
Towelie is all sorts of soft!
That's the melody to funky town!
seriously! look at the 3rd thumbnail on the second row! speshul K, dude!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 1, 2008 - 11:02am.
"Singing"
Yes, we danced! we did the boot moves! we paid our ass tax, fed the toilet bat, we made the witch eyes, we smelled Kfed's balls and cried, we did it all, we sucked the balls.
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Do I sense a fellow Manilow fan here?
christine that was beautiful! That's it, fuck it. I'm going to get a venti frapp & bawl my eyes out today :(
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She seriously does NOT look good here. If she wasnt who she was and you threw her in a room or a club with a bunch of other hotties...no one would notice her. In fact, they would probably shun her.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by RollinStoned on October 1, 2008 - 11:02am.
I want to cuddle with your avie!
I have alittle doggie dog dog who kind of reminds me of Towely. Cause he squints a lot an is loveable and silly.
Awwww
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If you think he looks fat at all it's because they wear a giant bulletproof vest underneath their clothes. and if any of you work on the east side midtown and were around last week you would have seen there are TONS of hot cops in NYC bc they were all here for the UN Assembly. YUM-MY.
Officer...I have broken the lawwww. sorryyyyy. I'll take the handcuffs.
Submitted by Bonasera on October 1, 2008 - 10:52am.
Karen, I agree. If one goes inside the precints (don't ask questions) that's where all the hotness is found. All the tall, sexy, buff officers are hiding in there.
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No questions asked...I used to make excuses to go into one in particular....anyways...no stalking complaints were ever filed...luckily...
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 10:54am.
Bonasera and Karen: maybe I'll have to get myself arrested? ;)
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If you do, make it in midtown Manhattan, and at least a B Felony. And tell Lieutenant O'Shea I said hellloooooo!!!
Yep snowy, long live the toilet bats! *tear*
I had those same stupid GD shoes in 1995. I thought they looked good then too, Shitney.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
ihearthaters
"Singing"
Yes, we danced! we did the boot moves! we paid our ass tax, fed the toilet bat, we made the witch eyes, we smelled Kfed's balls and cried, we did it all, we sucked the balls.
sob.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
lolo
heheheh I don't think she looks good...better yes, but not good. She fugly-and speshal
That's the melody to funky town!
Submitted by Flatsy on October 1, 2008 - 10:55am.
She is finer then a Hew Haw Marathon after Church on a Sundee!
High Ass Ho Silver Yo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I would love to go down on him.
iHeartHaters: ♥ I know, me too, at least we'll always have the TOILET BATS!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
she CANNOT get it right. Those SHOES. They cut her legs off at the ankle, which accentuates the wrestler's legs of hers.
That being said, she is smiling, which is nice to see....the past few days, she has looked as if she'd burst into tears at any moment.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Submitted by Bonasera on October 1, 2008 - 10:52am.
Karen, I agree. If one goes inside the precints (don't ask questions) that's where all the hotness is found. All the tall, sexy, buff officers are hiding in there.
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Same with the service industry. My friend says it's always "the help" you don't see, the guys kept hidden in the back so to speak who are the finest.
I just do not understand her appeal. Have you seen the videos of her in NY. Fans and paps everywhere.
She is never going to go away. Now I need to accept it.
Come on ShitShit, I can see the crazy just lurking behind those FAS eyes. Let it out girl!!
Got damn, remember how much fucking fun we were having last year here on the Shitney threads?? I am so nostalgic for Dlisted 2007. *crying* I will hold onto the taco times forever, just like Shitters and her crappy french manicure.
P.S. Why are there crimson red hairs running through the weaveage? Kim Vo is one crazy homo.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Gawd...the girl obviously doesnt own a hairbrush. BUT...at least she looks properly medicated. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 10:51am
Yall really think she looks good?
For her, this is the best she's looked in a coon's age.
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She's flat and that's that!
Bonasera and Karen: maybe I'll have to get myself arrested? ;)
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
props, propers = short for "proper", as in giving proper respect.
I don't think "pig" has ever gone out of style, but street slang always has to evolve so that it's not easily understood what it's being talked about. It's a drug culture thing i suppose.
Oh, and the dark Irish thing is what is so appealing. Those guys always made my knees weak.
Does anyone see a wedding ring?
I think she looks like a greasy queef, what's up with those eyebrows?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
She needs to watch some ANTM and learn how to push her jaw forward, those double chins in every picture is not attractive. Ty Ty says it may feel crazy but it looks great!
Snow, I don't think the hotties are parking their fine asses at the donut shop. Now the trolls we see on the streets, that's a different story.
Karen, I agree. If one goes inside the precints (don't ask questions) that's where all the hotness is found. All the tall, sexy, buff officers are hiding in there.
Oh my god MK..you are so right! That cop guy is freakin HAWT! You know they picked him speshul so that Brit could see how pretty dey is in NY. lmao.
Oh and that lady in the background scares me....i think she's actually on the poster...but CREEPY!!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Yall really think she looks good?
Even with all those chins?
And that slow Beauty queen look shes got going on?
And the far apart eyes?
And the drool on her chin?
And her hair?
And those messy boobies?
And those legs?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The cop looks like John Wayne Bobbit who had his schnitzel lopped off by his wife.
I'd be smiling too, if Officer McGlynn of Midtown North was escorting me.
Tell me this guy wasn't hand picked to make the NYPD look good. They didn't pick the usual ugmo NYC cop.
I think the NYPD is feeling pressure from the FDNY, who usually have far hotter looking guys.
{{fanning self}} Is it hot in here?
WOW I never thought I'd say it but she looks VERY good. VERY GOOD
All I can say, if Officer McGlynn is 'fat', call me a 'Chubby Chaser'.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by The C word on October 1, 2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:41am.
what is 'fivehead' that's twice i've seen that term.
while we're at it, what are 'props' and 'popo'?
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fivehead: bigger than a forehead
popo: po-leece
props: giving respect or recognition
And thus ends today's lesson of "Dlisted Dictionary". ;)
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oh fer fucks sake! four head. sheesh. cute!
when did 'pig' go out of style?
props makes NO sense.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:21am.
Very 9 year old girly girl. And that AWFUL french manicure - i hate them. want that fad to be GONE.
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True, i always thought the french manicure was very tacky, more so on really square thick fake nails and especially on the toes. It's been well past due it's expiration date.