Hello Officer!
Brit Brit and her rabid Calico kitty weave went to see "In the Heights" on Broadway last night and I'm kicking myself in the a-hole (it takes a lot of practice) for not knowing this advance so that I could join the dozens of Cheetoholics in front of the theater. Not because I want to see Brit, but so that I could see that hot police officer dude in person! I probably would have started acting like a drunk fool, cursing and slapping at people just so he could put me in handcuffs and throw me against his car. Damn. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
So... Brit managed to sit through the entire show and some audiences members were shocked to see the First Lady of Cheetos in the audience. One bitch told OK!: "She looked really good. I saw her hair and her sparkly eyes." Sparkly eyes? It's the meds. Nothing makes your eyes shine like a good cocktail of downers and anti-depressants with a shot of Frapp.
Here's a few more of Brit riding the prescription-medication train while leaving the theater with the sexy officer dude last night. BREAKING NEWS! Brit is actually wearing different shoes! They're fug, but at least they're new!
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Submitted by Lie-Lo on October 1, 2008 - 10:36am.
Not into the cop at all, he's a bit fat! The bodyguard with the shaved head and leather jacket is gorgeous though!!
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You might notice that really only the top of him looks slightly large, and the legs are fine. That's probably not fat, but the twenty five pounds of body armor and service gear he's wearing. If he looks that good with all that shit on, man's probably actually got a really nice bod.
TITS: you wanna see some 5-head, look no further than Tyra. That is when you can broadcast cable TV on someone's head, projector style.
And Brit-Brit has a neck that just won't quit.
That fucka has ridges!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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In this police department, you don't get demoted to desk duty.
You get demoted to Brit Brit duty. It is quite clear by the look on Hunky Cop's face that he wants to die. COME DIE IN MARFA'S ARMS, BEHBEH!!!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:41am.
what is 'fivehead' that's twice i've seen that term.
while we're at it, what are 'props' and 'popo'?
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fivehead: bigger than a forehead
popo: po-leece
props: giving respect or recognition
And thus ends today's lesson of "Dlisted Dictionary". ;)
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those boot shoes are all the hots now. but they make you look shorter. not so hot with a dress.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 1, 2008 - 10:31am.
Bonasera: OMG I know, the other day when they were all out for the UNGA I was like "are these fat shorties really gonna save my ass from anything?"
APOLOGY TO ALL THE GOOD LOOKING, IN SHAPE NYPD officers out there reading dlisted in the donut shops...
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Do you know how desperate the NYPD is for new recruits now? They are out holding conferences and tests all over NYS, and have had to drop some of their strict guidelines. It's not really hard to understand why they are having such a hard time. I was born and raised in NYS and have spent more time in NYC than the city I was raised in-- need I tell any of you what the cops on the street in NYC have to deal with?
Besides, the ones who are really good at their jobs get promoted almost immediately now, so many times you aren't seeing the cream of the crop in action. I have been inside a few of the stations is NY (just visiting!! I swear), and while it may not exactly be NYPD Blue in there, they certainly have their share of hotness.
OT-- Yeah, Britney looks better but there is something still really wrong with her face. Her nose looks "off" -- like out of alignment with the rest of her face, and still a little bloated. Maybe plastic surgery gone bad or permanent damage from the drugs.
kick me in the rear, but she looks almost pretty good here. (yeah, kick me good) actually, kind of nearly hillbilly marilyn monroe-ish.
what is 'fivehead' that's twice i've seen that term.
while we're at it, what are 'props' and 'popo'?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
snowpiece i made the appointment at lasio, going next week, yay!!
I like my men big and yeah, I'd tap that bodyguard too, growllllll..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I absolutely do not support this skank biscuit's return but I must admit, she does look clean.
MK should have gone there, slapped her, and then gotten arrested by the law.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Lie-Lo on October 1, 2008 - 10:36am.
Not into the cop at all, he's a bit fat! The bodyguard with the shaved head and leather jacket is gorgeous though!!
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ITA - I was thinking "Yay, hot bodyguard's back!" when I saw these pics.
But I would let that cop tase me.
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HELLLOOOOOOOO OFFFICEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Arrest meeeeeeee!
Not into the cop at all, he's a bit fat! The bodyguard with the shaved head and leather jacket is gorgeous though!!
Well, we haven't seen her pie goods in along time.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Bonasera: OMG I know, the other day when they were all out for the UNGA I was like "are these fat shorties really gonna save my ass from anything?"
APOLOGY TO ALL THE GOOD LOOKING, IN SHAPE NYPD officers out there reading dlisted in the donut shops...
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Bring back Crazy Britney! U all know the one with the bat1 Not this nice shy, smiley Brit!
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Sparkly eyes? They are mud brown and one is always looking at her nose - giving her a mildly retarded countenance.
The red thing/sore on her wrist is a tattoo--it's a pair of lips. Remember when she was crazy earlier this year, right around the time of her head shaving shenanigans, she got it done then. I hate that I know that.
Careful folks, that there cops has little hands....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
god her legs are stumpy. they're cankle-ish.
Hmmmmm, not sure if she's more annoying when she's got her shit together (well, more together) or when she's hopped up on frapps and cheetos and driving around bat-shit crazy.
Agreed... cop is hotness.
Sigh. Brit has at least showered, but that weave is busted. Chickie does not need to beam out that fivehead.
I'm pleasantly surprised at how stylish and clean Britney looks here. True, the shoes make her look a little stumpier than they would say, a 5'11" model, but comparied to cut-offs and flip-flops one can hardly complain about such a small detail. Congrats Britney! Can't wait for your new album!
His badge number is 21699
holy crap, he's telling me he wants to 69 me!!!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
The cops hot too
That's the melody to funky town!
Damn forehead
Ugly
That's the melody to funky town!
Submitted by gyeah on October 1, 2008 - 10:12am.
I can't stand her tight jaw "hiiiii" smile and the pinky up, three finger fan flutter, JLoL does it too. Twats...
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Very 9 year old girly girl. And that AWFUL french manicure - i hate them. want that fad to be GONE.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
OMFG! Ur right Fuck Britney, who is that police officer.. he's a HOTTIE. Is it too early to have dick sucking fantasies?
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Those bootie things make her legs look even more stumpy than they already are. And there's no hope for that neck.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I will always believe Britty has FAS.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I think we should all take a walk to the midtown north precint and look for officer McGlynn. That's the name on his shield as far as I can see.
It's weird to see a hot police officer in NYC anymore. They are all a bunch of overweight midgets nowadays.
Last two thumbnails are positively inbred.
Anyway, that cop is making my nipples hard.
Hot damn, I want to punished by that officer!
Officer McGlynn is a hottie.
Brit Brit looks ok, except for the red ring.
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She's flat and that's that!
got dayum that is a sexy cop. and a man in a uniform...... mmmm officer, i've been very, very bad, punish me with that big nitestick in your pants....
brittney, who cares? wake me up when she shaves her head, grabs an umbrella and goes out for coffee at three a.m.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Yes Mel-Tang...I thought maybe ringworm...whatever it is, it is NOT attractive!
EWWWWWWWW is right!
I swear they did some inbreeding down thur in Kentwood. She ALWAYS looks 'speshul.'
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That shit doesn't look like lips. It looks like Scabies!!!!
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I can't stand her tight jaw "hiiiii" smile and the pinky up, three finger fan flutter, JLoL does it too. Twats...
trixietrixalot! Does it look like a scabby sore to you, too? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:06am.
stripper cop? even better!
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He's the white mandingo in his stripper dance troupe.
That's not a sore on her arm - that's her lovely tatoo of lips! She still looks crazy in the eyes tho.
Wow, that cop looks good in every shot. Wonder how he got THAT job. He's likely in for some grief today from his cop friends.
I think this is the first time in YEARS that woman has worn anything I've liked. It's actually tasteful.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
hahaha I want to see Zack and Miri make a Porno.
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Thumbnail 10: I TOTALLY thought the poster behind her said "infectious sore" at first and thought it so appropriate after seeing the red funk on her wrist...but alas, no!
I think the officer is there for the crowd's protection, not hers.
And that's Pharrell creepin behind Thom with the fedora.
edit: oh wait, that's no Pharell, that's Tricky!
She still looks a hot mess.
I think we need more pics of Officer Hottie.
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
Brittany who? I agree with MichaelK about Mister Policeman. I don't wanna have to fight MK over him.
He might get out a nightstick
and hurt me real real bad
by the roadside in a ditch.
It's got me under pressure,
it's got me under pressure.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo