Together Forever
There's been a rumor going around that the two fag tarts known as Katie and Peter are on the verge of breaking up. So what do a couple of famewhores do when there's break-up rumors? They slap on the bronzer, hike up their tits, awkwardly hold each other's hands and then go to the biggest paparazzi hot spot. That's what they did last night. And don't they look so much in love? Gross. He looks like he would rather be holding on to a hard dick dripping with pre-cum. That's very Tommy Girl of him.
The rumors started when some friend of theirs told Closer Magazine (via The Sun) that Peter has had it with Katie's skinny ass body and bad attitude. The friend said: "Pete really has had enough. He's told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don't mean a thing. She makes him feel like shit. He'll be getting ready and she'll say, 'What are you wearing that for?' It really upsets him."
In her defense, Peter probably wants to leave the house in pink sequined coochie cutters and a sheer tank top that says "POWER BOTTOM" on it. Star Jones had the same problem.
I don't think these two attention fuckers will ever split up. As long as OK! Magazine keeps putting them on their covers and networks keep giving them reality shows, they will keep faking their fraudulent marriage. I just have a small tip for them. The next time they fake it for the pappies, they should bring Harvey along. I would much rather see pictures of Harvey than these two balls of orange grease balls.
Wenn
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i never, ever get tired of these fucking famewhores. i love it.
i only love Harvey more. <3!!!
If she's tiny, he must be tiny too.
I think they should have a comparison in photos. Like, maybe always have a refrigerator in the pic.
Oh yes. I saw her in real life once, selling the one of the books she 'wrote'. She was tiny, really tiny.She looked as if her make up weighed twice as much as her.
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We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 1:50pm.
@ Clairsse, not trust my ex is the British my mother should have warned me about. And I'll warn you all too. Don't fall for a British boy ever!
WHY? Am agog to know why you thnk they are worse than yanks.
On topic: Dear god. Thank god he's Aussie so we don't have to take the blame for both of them.
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We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.
Anyone would think they have a new season of their chavtastic reality show starting this week! ;)
I just adore this couple! They are picture-perfect of what true love is and anyone that doesn't see that is truly blind to what's great in this world. "WE" would be nothing without PA & KP in our lives!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH MK!
Katie may be thin but she always looks really trashy. Her husband does too, and he is such the power bottom. You would think their relationship is going to hell cause Peter is so totally gay it cannot be believable that he's straight. AS for Katie, she needs more breast reduction surgery or something, still looks like she's going to tip over. OR she needs to gain some weight to look more balanced or something.
Your face!
IMO Katy Price looks great. Most women can pull off either black or blonde hair but she looks good in both colors, although I like blonde hair better.
Am afraid so Clarisse. In general they don't go quite to the extremes of whoever putsomestankonit had her unfortunate liaison with went to. A few lies about how much they earn, how incredible they are in the sack etc are not uncommon. Claiming you are both an infamous football hooligan, Oxford-wanted-me-but-I-didn't-want-them non-graduate, and you dabbled in being a government spy are somewhat less common however. Primarily because they would be laughed right out of the room. Am afraid whatever total div she got involved with saw an opportunity to live out his school-boy fantasies by talking baloney to someone who wouldn't know any better. He's probably in some other state now conning rich women out of their inheritance. Sounds like a total psycho!
Wait Wait Wait!!!
Keane / El B.,
Are you tellin me that men outside the United States lie to impress women??? Blast it!!!
*cancels plane ticket*
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Well El B here are some questions for you:
1. Are you a former drummer in a band?
YES!!!!
2. Are you a fromer football holligan?
NO!
3. Have had any legitmate or illegimate children?
NO!
4. Have you have had any dealings with MI2 or whatever you call your secret service?
NO!
5. Do you like watches?
NO!
6. Like James Bond films?
YES!
7. Have a Basil Fawlty complex?
NO!
8. Love Monty Python?
NO!
9. Wear black a lot?
NO!
2 yes' dont make a no!
AND Keane is totally correctamundo!
Putsomestankonit - I hate to add to your loathing of the Brits but you realise that ex of yours was talking a load of shit to you right? Got a place at Oxford but turned THEM down (ha ha!), tried to get a job with MI5 and was an ex-football hooligan, but not just any old footie hooligan, no, one they wrote a book and made a film about and everything! I think a more likely story was that he was a complete and utter fantasist who took advantage of your different nationality to impress you with a load of utter twaddle! Ex football hooligans don't get places at Oxford. I know cos I went there. It's full of public school toffs with expensive educations which compensate for their lack of intelligence and the occasional bright and hard-working state-educated type. No football hooligan types whatsoever, believe me. It sounds to me like he gave you a list of the cliche things Americans think about Brits: Oxford, James Bond, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, football hooliganism. If you're British yourself you can tell it doesn't sound anything like a genuine British person. Sorry, not sure if that makes you feel any better or worse about the cunt?
And in other news, contrary to appearances, Peter Andre is actually NOT gay shock! Possibly one of the few celebrity men out there who isn't. He's actually very pervy and talks about their sex life etc far too much and how he's frustrated cos she won't shag him. And sounds like they're on the verge of a split for that and other reasons. Don't think he's faking it.
Thanks, snowpiece, but she is still an obvious homosexual!
They are famous for being publicity whores.
Feast your ears and eyes on this treasure:
Peter Andre & Jordan destroying "a whole new world"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLS29AE6rqw&feature=related
Mrs PC: I'm too lazy to type it all :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Andre
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Who is this "Peter" - other than being an obvious homosexual, that is?
who the hell are these people? no really, i dont have any idea.
Well El B here are some questions for you:
1. Are you a former drummer in a band?
No, I'm just a singer in a rock n roll band.
2. Are you a fromer football holligan?
Never.
3. Have had any legitmate or illegimate children?
Show me the DNA bitch, I'm not that easily trapped.
4. Have you have had any dealings with MI2 or whatever you call your secret service?
Scotland Yard!
5. Do you like watches?
Love two watch.
6. Like James Bond films?
Only if Shirley Bassey is singing.
7. Have a Basil Fawlty complex?
Don't mention the war.
8. Love Monty Python?
Ni
9. Wear black a lot?
Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
I AM A KNIGHT OF NI!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg&feature=related
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 1:59pm.
My ex just turned 38 and that list of questions is his life resume. And he was part a bad firm meaning he was a football holligan when younger. I forget the name of said firm but they wrote a book about said firm and based a movie on it. They did some bad shit and fucked up a lot of people. And he tried to get into MI 2 at one point but decided to become a loser instead and said fuck you to Oxford to become a drummer in his piss poor band the Blaggers ITA. What an asshole.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 2:02pm.
In Queensland we call em either a "Bogan" or a "Bevan". But to be honest, I don't think we have Chav types in Aus. Thank god.
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LOL @ 'Bevan' - my co-worker's last name is Bevan! She's cool though....
And you don't have chavs? Yet another thing to add to the list of reasons to move there.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Submitted by The C word on October 1, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 1:48pm.
*waves at The C Word*
Hey Sandbitch!!!!
What do ya'll call chavs?
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In Queensland we call em either a "Bogan" or a "Bevan". But to be honest, I don't think we have Chav types in Aus. Thank god.
I highly doubt these two will ever spit up she has got him locked down with her padlocked pussy.
http://www.aamyko.com
Hot Men, HOT Fun.
El B,
No worries. She said don't fall for one. She didn't say don't get nekkid and do sinful things to one.
putsomestankonit,
No matter where your boy calls home, if he is under 30, he's gonna be shady.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Well El B here are some questions for you:
1. Are you a former drummer in a band?
2. Are you a fromer football holligan?
3. Have had any legitmate or illegimate children?
4. Have you have had any dealings with MI2 or whatever you call your secret service?
5. Do you like watches?
6. Like James Bond films?
7. Have a Basil Fawlty complex?
8. Love Monty Python?
9. Wear black a lot?
If you answer yes to any of the above that you are trouble.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 1:50pm.
@ Clairsse, not trust my ex is the British my mother should have warned me about. And I'll warn you all too. Don't fall for a British boy ever!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm gonna get lucky with a few of these US chicks, dont spoil it!! :o)
CWord! xxx
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 1:48pm.
*waves at The C Word*
Hey Sandbitch!!!!
What do ya'll call chavs?
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Hey Clarisse! :)
Allo ElB, et al!
Here's one of my fave Brits (living or dead):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXSn7R091Y&feature=related
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
@ Clairsse, not trust my ex is the British my mother should have warned me about. And I'll warn you all too. Don't fall for a British boy ever!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 1, 2008 - 1:47pm.
El B is the British boy our mothers warned us about!!
Not me! You'd be surprised to know i'm a one woman man!! :o)
*waves at The C Word*
Hey Sandbitch!!!!
What do ya'll call chavs?
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
El B is the British boy our mothers warned us about!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
I thought Pete was Australia(?)...what do they call chavs down there, I wonder?
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Hekki: LOL yeah I saw that , I liked the opening paragraph
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Well maybe you but not my ex. Oh well he's a loser anyway. But you're cool.
Submitted by Hekki on October 1, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Gay? Uh-oH! But I guess it explains a lot...
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"Can't I at least eat like a murderer? - Chris Rock
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 1:38pm.
LOL :)
AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! A smiley face!! See, you LOVE me!!! :o)
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 1:38pm.
LOL :)
Did anyone see the NYTimes Magazine article on her?
Yeah, and her husband is totally gay.
I hate Peter Andre. Cause he's the kinda guy I'd bang after several drinks at a party. I would absolutely hate myself for doing it too. Even after I woke up the next morning. I would run my fingers through his sticky gelled hair and be absolutely disgusted with myself for what I had done the previous night. But I would probably bang him again the next morning! Dammit man! Talk about walk of shame. I'd take the subway back to my house and never speak of it again. Not to anyone. Except you sluts of course.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Sorry but one of your fellow countrymen strung me along and tortured me for over a year before calling it quits. Just a little bitter because I before meeting him I loved British culture so very much. Now I want all of you to die. Sorry I know its not your fault.
Mary? Is that you?
lmao....El B!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 1, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Sorry but one of your fellow countrymen strung me along and tortured me for over a year before calling it quits. Just a little bitter because I before meeting him I loved British culture so very much. Now I want all of you to die. Sorry I know its not your fault.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Arggghhh! Must get out of this thread!!! It makes me want to take a cricket bat to a certain limey bastard and teach him a lesson. I hate the fucking English. Their nothing but lying using disgusting bastards.
ALLLRRRIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT! Someone gets me!! :o)
Ah clarisse...Eddie Izzard told me all about bollocks(BAD!) and dog bollocks(GOOD)....he's sooooooo smart. Me wuvs him. heheheh
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Who can get me a Chip butty?
Bob's your uncle.
Well bugger me with a fish fork.
Ecky thump!
Black pudding and mushy peas
A ferrit down me trousers if you please
Hale & Pace, Northern Calypso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqvXRd64Mo
Arggghhh! Must get out of this thread!!! It makes me want to take a cricket bat to a certain limey bastard and teach him a lesson. I hate the fucking English. Their nothing but lying using disgusting bastards.
Bog roll
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Ohhhhhh ok then!
Chavtastic!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What's a yob?
Why is bollocks bad, but dog's bollocks good?
Who can get me a Chip buttie?
Bob's your uncle.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by LoLo on October 1, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Ali G is chav?
Is that Chav?
Yes, Sacha Baron Cohen hates the chav culture that's why he came up with Ali G.
yeah LOLO, Ali G!