Thursday, October 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!
Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this. - The C Word
Runners-up:
999. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
1000. I promise I'll never book Jessica Simpson again.
Can I go home now? - boatmusic
When grocery carts attack - Sweetas
So that's what the Scientology E-Meter looks like. No wonder why Tom loves to be hooked up. - Cookie 123
Thanks Sammy
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Sweetas...LOL. I'll never look at a shopping cart the same way :)
C Word and Sweetas, two of my fav fools!!!! Congratz! Also, Boat and cookie funny stuff!! :o)
All of them were great! Why can't *I* (pouting) come up with this stuff??? It's so freaking clever! LOOOVE the William Shatner one!
Congrats!!!
Hilarious, The C Word.
WOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Another one for Sweetas :)
Shit these are funny.
Congrats to all of you.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 2, 2008 - 8:43am.
The C Word- priceless!
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Thanx for letting me win, ISMU! ;)
Gawd, I feel just like Sally Field accepting an Oscar this morning....
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
The C Word- priceless!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Hilarious C Word!....Congrats to all the winners!
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 8:27am.
Cuz it's damn funny - that's how!
LOL! Congrats, winners!
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Thanx angel!
I almost called you "CtH" - avies are so confusing lately!
(edit) Thanx Clarisse & trixie! This makes my day...! :)
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
"Why. William. Shatner. talks. like. this."
BRILLIANT!!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by The C word on October 2, 2008 - 8:25am.
WOT?? How the hell did that happen??!!
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Cuz it's damn funny - that's how!
LOL! Congrats, winners!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
WOT?? How the hell did that happen??!!
Not sure I'd agree with you Mk, but thanks all the same!
Congrats to boat music, sweetas(!), and Cookie 123!
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Congrats, winners, great job as always, LOL!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Seen leaving congress earlier this week, Larry Craig's special friend was overheard whimpering, "and I thought airport bathroom negotiations were painful."
~ Mamacita Sarita
We're not sure whether to send dad to a sex therapist, a locksmith, or an auto body shop. We DO know they're never letting us back in to T.G.I.Fridays.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Jenifer Aniston is NOT letting this one get away.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
the restraint apparatus tommy girl uses to control stepford katie has now been released for public trials.
Just like Pinocchio's nose growing for each lie, Purity rings grow for each sex you also deny. This is what Nick Jonas learned at 65.
And you thought the people wearing purity rings were twats!
- Jakeissuperficial
I hate to do this to you honey, but I heard Sienna Miller is in town.
...nuninu ...
it's all fun and games until someone loses the key and you have to go to the bathroom....
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
ok maybe I need this in an X-large?
Ned Beatty reprises his role in Deliverance 2: Pig In The City
Though you can clearly see a leash, I guarantee you won't find dog food in that can...
In a just world, this would be the prison jumpsuit that convicted child molesters would have to wear....
Dad? Is that you?
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
O! So THAT's what happened to britscomingback!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Jeffrey Dahmer's new Fall collection revitalized both the fashion industry AND the steel industry. Ned Beatty's career, however, was never quite the same.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Rock(tober) out with your cock out!
David Blane's next trick--to find the combination to unlock what's left of his dignity
This was the only was that Tea Leoni would allow David Ducovney back in the house and he still had to have his handlers to keep him in line even after the chastity belt was locked.
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I'm taking over!
After missing a couple days at the gym, Madonna was feeling a little bloated.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
The REAL reason they made the Hunchback stay up in the belltower.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
David Duchovny's dad takes the peen in a teacup pic to a whole nother level.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Having the next Shrek movie directed by the creator of the Saw series turned out to be a real bad idea.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 2, 2008 - 1:07am.
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WIN!!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Michael Jackson's design for the new Boy Scout uniform was widely disparaged.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Archie Bunker's Halloween costume was perfect, until the nipple clamps misplaced.
The PETA approved Man-Milker.
William Shatner thought Star Trek was silly... he had never met a Boston Legal producer.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
F^#king OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Sh&# hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsey finally accepts Daddy back into her life on one condition...
I thought that bear traps were banned years ago. Somebody call PETA!
Demon spawn of Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leigha.
william shatner's new clothing line coming out later this fall
Someone told Joe Bob that he didn't need a digital converter box to watch Springer on his vintage tv - so long as he wrapped himself in metal rope and put a tin can on his pee pee.
So THIS is why Adnan now says there isn't a Britney Mexico Sex tape!
That will teach Ricky Gervais to taunt Steve Carell at the Emmys again!
Clearly Fred stole that outfit, the security tag is still on it.