Hasselbeck VS. Walters
On "The View" this morning Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally got her chance to tell the country why she thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president and she totally fucked up!
It all started when the hens in the coop started arguing about Palin and Obama's experience and other shit like that. Joy and Elisabeth started going at it and finally Barbara Walters interrupted them and said, "Every single day you never ever say, maybe there's another point, so this is your chance. Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good President."
Elisabeth's white cotton panties must have gotten twisted because she got all bitchy with Babs and said,"Well, since I've been studying for this pop quick forever! I....tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. Give me three tangible things he has done." Answering a question with a question. Get 'em Hasselbeck!
Elisabeth should have just called Meredith and asked to use one of her life lines. (Thanks, Tina Fey!)
Right after Elisabeth's response, Joy asked to go to a commercial! Ha. A few seconds later Elisabeth gave all her reasons and then they went right to commercial. UGH! Why do they do that shit? The only reason I watch these crows is to see them fight and then they ruin it by cutting them off. REFUND!
his shit was also entertaining because Barbara was dressed like a little old harlequin doll. She should pose for the Naked Clowns Calendar!
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Just because I've heard 1929 come up more than once for whatever reason
Prez from 1929-1933 Hoover
Prez from 1933-1945 FDR
Prez from 1945-1953 Truman
That otta cover it.
FDR is typically noted for his reign during the depression.
"The Presidency is not merely an administrative office. That's the least of it. It is more than an engineering job, efficient or inefficient. It is pre-eminently a place of moral leadership."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Whoever seeks to set one religion against another seeks to destroy all religion."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
I've been studying the depression for a few months for school now so sorry for being a dork about it.
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Anyone bored with kdracofan obviously hasn't checked her cleavage. YOWZA!!! ;)
That assessment of you was hilarious K. Off base? Dude was in the wrong stadium. In another state. Not on a game day. lol
I am still waiting for one of these dipshits to call Hasselcunt on the way bitchy thing she said about Michelle Obama at the Republican luncheon for Cindy (I need to steal meds from my foundation) McCain (although being married to the crypt-keeper would make me want to zone out on drugs too). I just can't believe they've been silent about it. She's a little two-faced twat, and I hope someday soon she finds her husband has been screwing around on her ass for ages.
I love watching Elisabeth make an ass of herself almost as much as I love Rojo Caliente sightings. This was choice! Her childish faces, speaking out of turn, her sarcastic jabs with that annoying whiny ass voice, good god I just want to punch her in her waxen face! Oh Elisabeth, your tears taste so sweet...
She represents everything I cannot stand in a person. If you think about it, she is actually VERY much like Sarah Palin. Which is even more frightening.
I love watching Elisabeth make an ass of herself almost as much as I love Rojo Caliente sightings. This was choice! Her childish faces, speaking out of turn, her sarcastic jabs with that annoying whiny ass voice, good god I just want to punch her in her waxen face! Oh Elisabeth, your tears taste so sweet...
She represents everything I cannot stand in a person. If you think about it, she is actually VERY much like Sarah Palin. Which is even more frightening.
PS EVERYONE....ALL POLITICIANS ARE LYING CREEPS...ALL OF THEM. YES ALL...I SAID IT...ALL!! SO TAKE YOUR HIGH AND MIGHTY, FINGER POINTING BULLSHIT DOWN A NOTCH. K? THANKS.
That feels better. Anyone got a xanax?? lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I heart crazy jim.
Just like Palin, Elizabeth needs to be prepped for The View!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I would love to ram my big gay fist up her tight as hell conservative ass! People like Hassleback are dangerous to this country, always going on about how were "picking" on Sarah Palin. We're picking on her cus shes a FUCKING IDIOT and if she were to end up as our nations president it would be bad....really, really bad.....
Just for the fucking record....Whoppi AND Sherri ARE voting for Obama. Plain as day...cause they sure as shit aren't voting for McCain the way they talk. They MIGHT be doing it for political reasons...and they MIGHT be doing it for race reasons. Who really knows?? It's obviously ridiculous for anyone to do it for race reasons. BUT unfortunately...that's how some of America works.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I wish I could understand why Obama is for Change but picks a VP who's been farting into the same seat in Congress for 30 years.
BTW - who's talking about FDR being president in 1929? He didn't start until 1933.
kdracofan goodnight. And stay away from those KKK views! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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Submitted by jim on October 1, 2008 - 5:03pm.
ALOT OF WHINING BITCHES HERE TODAY..AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GO TO THE RACE CARD YOU ARE IDIOTS..I SAID NOTHING ABOUT RACE AND YOU SOUND LIKE RACISTS WHEN YOU BRING IT UP..I WAS JUST STATING A FACT ABOUT OBAMA'S CHILDHOOD AND HIS YOUTH..WHEN YOU USE THE RACE CARD AS YOUR EXCUSE AND REPLY THEN YOU BECOME THE RACIST....SO FUCK OFF!!
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LOL! Crackpots always brighten up my day! More please.
Obama is a graduate of two Ivy League schools (Columbia and Harvard), was president of the Harvard Law Review, a U.S. state senator, and professor of constitutional law at University of Chicago. What qualifications does he need that other presidents had (or didn't)?
Zomay: xoxoxo! Thank you & Islandgirl.
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Good night. For real this time! lol
NYC777: Kdracofan did not write that. She reposted it from someone else.
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i read at omg site it said annoying Hasselabck is thinking of leaving the View.
Gd riddance! She's just such a whiner, self righteous, dim witted and no sense coming out of her mouth. I cringe everytime it's her turn to speak.
When she proclaimed Obama has no experienced, my jaw dropped.
When she defended her views on why Palin is more experienced, my job dropped further. Please fire her off the show! Is she like racist?
islandgirl on October 1, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 1, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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You're welcome, hon! Didn't want to see you get called out for something you didn't "say". ♥
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I appreciate that hun :)
Hell if I said then ok, but nope...not me...!
Thank you again :)
Angel - was just watching my sctv dvds the other night. they had a 'extra' where conan was interviewing 90% of the cast on a panel. hilarious stuff. i was crying laughing. COH did her impersonations of meryl and karen black. hah and eugene levy doing Floyd from andy griffen.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 5:19pm.
OMG She sounds just like Tina Fey!
And you guys wouldn't know her but various incarnations of Catherine O'Hara...
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Ah ha ha the first thing I thought of when i heard Sarah P's voice is Catherine O'hara in A Prairie Home Companion
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
NYC777 on October 1, 2008 - 5:33pm.
kdracofan,
WOW...I'm always amazed at how idiots always bring up RACE when they have nothing to say about an issue. I didn't realize you were friends with Whoopi or Sherri. You seem to think that every person of color is voting for Obama because of the color of his skin. You must be a Republican. You probably think Sarah Palin is amazing. You voted for Bush twice. You still think everything is great! You can't understand why people don't want 4 or 8 more years of the policies of the Republican party.
You probably didn't agree with Lawrence v. Texas. You are a RACIST! Keep on making your stupid comments & HIDE behind your KDRACOFAN name. The only reason you can make stupid comments is because of your anonymity. I'm sure you will have something
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Dang! Spank me!
That was somebody else's comment
if you scroll down, you can see that.
(even Lolo had copy/paste that comment)
Good argument though. I forgive you :)
PS: I am not a racist.
PS2: How the heck do I bore you when I rarely post? lol Silly Goose.
Good night everyone.
I hate her Fukn guts. Her shit face makes my blood pressure rise. Please go to FOX bitch. She and Palin are a disgrace to women all over the world !!!!!!
Babwa get her ass off the show. She is a disgrace !!!!!!
Submitted by kdracofan on October 1, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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You're welcome, hon! Didn't want to see you get called out for something you didn't "say". ♥
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Palin's accomplishments:
As the newly elected mayor of Wasilla she spent more than $50,000 in city funds to redecorate her office, without the council's authorization.
Sarah's legacy as mayor was big-box stores and runaway growth," said Patty Stoll, a retired Wasilla schoolteacher who once worked in the same school with Palin's parents, Chuck and Sally Heath. "The truth is, Wasilla is just plain ugly, it's not a pleasant place to live. It's not thought out. And that's a shame.
"Sarah fouled her own nest, and I can't understand why. I hate to think it was simply greed or ambition."
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
The View has become so annoying to watch...it's all good for about 5 minutes but then I always end up changing the channel cause these women turn into a high school clique fighting over a boy. It's not even good humored or fair debating...they talk all over each other, get caty and bitchy with each other..it's ridiculous.Joy Behar is only on there cause she has nothing better to do, Sherri Shepard is the epitomy of ignorance, and Elizabeth is a selfish, whiny brat. I say get rid of everyone, with the exception of Whoopie and bring in all new women. So over it!
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Submitted by Hekki on October 1, 2008 - 5:27pm.
TITS: Had to look that one up.
You're my new d-listed crush.
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you just want me for my tits. it's not like you're the first, in spite of what you've heard.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 5:19pm.
OMG She sounds just like Tina Fey!
And you guys wouldn't know her but various incarnations of Catherine O'Hara...
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really? should I watch then?
coh ala 'High Q' or home alone?
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A Mighty Wind.
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Best in Show...
and OLD SCTV stuff - that's where the accents were altho I'm sure I've seen her in other obscure delicacies.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 1, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Same here. Although one day someone said Whoopi was wearing a dress, so I had to go see.
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Say what?? Whoopi in a dress? Now I gotta scour youtube and find it. I have to see!
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Thank you Islandgirl!
xoxoxox!
Submitted by letigre2 on October 1, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Color me ignorant.. but uhh WASN'T FDR president during the depression?
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basically yes!
hasselcrack is a giant douche moron
FDR is KNOWN for guiding America through the depression with the establishment of the FDIC, the New Deal, Social security-and because of that he was elected to three terms-the only prez to do so
please duct tape this skanks mouth NOW please please!
I respect Hasslebeck's willigness to stand up for what she believes in. The problem is that she is stupid. And she screeches and whines about how unfair everybody else's remarks are, but can't come up with a compelling argument for why she's right. Yelling louder doesn't make you more right or less stupid.
Submitted by NYC777 on October 1, 2008 - 5:33pm.
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Um, that wasn't kdracofan's rant. Just saying.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
The view is as entertaining as the tv test pattern.
sarah 'caribou barbie' palin isn't qualified to run a fucking CHUCK E CHEESE! Are we all clear on that?
The bitch was in office for less than two years and was about to get her conservotard criminal ass impeached for her fraud and her criminal abuse of office until psycho mclame showed up with his traveling road show.
Anyone who votes for that cunt would have to have a single fucking digit IQ.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
kdracofan,
WOW...I'm always amazed at how idiots always bring up RACE when they have nothing to say about an issue. I didn't realize you were friends with Whoopi or Sherri. You seem to think that every person of color is voting for Obama because of the color of his skin. You must be a Republican. You probably think Sarah Palin is amazing. You voted for Bush twice. You still think everything is great! You can't understand why people don't want 4 or 8 more years of the policies of the Republican party.
You probably didn't agree with Lawrence v. Texas. You are a RACIST! Keep on making your stupid comments & HIDE behind your KDRACOFAN name. The only reason you can make stupid comments is because of your anonymity. I'm sure you will have something stupid to say to me...I'm bored with you
This was entertaining as hell, it wasn't annoying at all-it was real not staged or scripted, and fired up!
I loved the comment about how Cindy McCain was giggling in plain view over Palin saying that Joe Biden was old but yet McCain is even older, she was like wait, I am married to the oldest crow of the bunch.
Brilliant!
In true politician style, Palin denied making a jab at Biden's age, that is what I call putting your foot in your mouth and then trying to make it sound right. I do it all the time and it is always un-smooth and uncomfortable.
Then Hasselwad answers a question with a question, maybe she should get into politics too.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 5:25pm.
I call Godwin's Law.
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Perhaps, but it is still appropriate.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Palin's accomplishments blow away Nobama's "accomplishments." Notice how no one DID ever say why he should be President? Whoooa he's a "community organizer" - so he's qualified for passing out flyers! He's also qualified to vote "present" endless times because he can't make simple decisions. Obama is a fucking loser who isn't qualified to run a lemonade stand and no one who supports him can come up with ANYTHING that makes him qualified to be President.
As for the VPs - at least Palin knows who was Prez in 1929 and that everyone didn't have TVs in their homes that year! Unlike that senile Biden LOL!!
I won't even make fun of Hasselbeck, because it's too easy.
However, Barbara tries to give her a chance to defend not only Palin, but also her defense of Palin, and she turns and sasses Barbara? First of all, you don't sass Barbara Walters -- she can make people disappear, just ask Lisa Ling ;).
Secondly, don't get mad about being picked on all the time and never getting a chance to speak, and then not do it when you're actually given a perfect opportunity.
I hope that clown does leave the show . . . there is an adult way to have a conversation, and depending on the day, none of these ladies know how to do it -- Hasselbeck just does it every day.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on October 1, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by jim on October 1, 2008 - 4:33pm.
OK I COULD ONLY GET THROUGH A MINUTE OF THOSE FUCKING CUNTS...
This is not perezhilton.com or Kanye wests's blog, so you can't type in all caps you fucking banshee.
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Actually Jim is allowed to do whatever he wants.
True story.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Aubrey04: "...I only watch clips when they're post on here (usually when the shit hits the fan)."
Same here. Although one day someone said Whoopi was wearing a dress, so I had to go see.
Mr. Hekki always wonders how I know who people like Cheryl Burke and Chace Crawford are. Blame dlisted.
TITS: Had to look that one up.
You're my new d-listed crush.
Mel,
I agree. I'm a liberal Democrat, but I really wish the View would hire a Republican who is informed & educated. I hope she goes over to Fox.
Good lord...All of these women are irritating as hell. How can anyone watch this ridiculous show daily? I do find it funny how they all focus on McCain's age while Baba Wawa is 7 years older. She is 79 years old and he's 72. I wonder how that makes Babs feel?
The only time this show was remotely entertaining was when that nutbag Rosie was on the show. I actually watched the show when Rosie was on.. now I only watch clips when they're post on here (usually when the shit hits the fan).
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Submitted by Hekki on October 1, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Ziggy: I totally agree. And I don't doubt that the economy and the accompanying fear/apathy made Hitler's
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I call Godwin's Law.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
"WHOOPI IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND THE OTHER BLACK GIRL IS A FUCKING RETARD AND ARE BOTH GOING TO VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN..NOT HIS POLICIES OR BELIEFS AND BY THE WAY HE IS 1/2 WHITE AND 1/2 AFRICAN AND HIS DAD LEFT THE FAMILY WHEN HE WAS 2 AND HE WAS RAISED BY HIS WHITE MOM IN HAWAII, SO THERE GOES THE BLACK THING YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!!!!"
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Dang!
Color me ignorant.. but uhh WASN'T FDR president during the depression?
It's not that Hasselcrack is outnumbered or "picked on" that's her problem, it's that she's psychologically and intellectually unequipped to articulate her opinions in an honest and meaningful way. When asked point blank why she thinks Palin would make a good president, she starts talking about Obama. Whaaa? LOL. I hope she has a giant meltdown tomorrow.
Submitted by angel_i on October 1, 2008 - 5:19pm.
OMG She sounds just like Tina Fey!
And you guys wouldn't know her but various incarnations of Catherine O'Hara...
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really? should I watch then?
coh ala 'High Q' or home alone?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Ziggy: I totally agree. And I don't doubt that the economy and the accompanying fear/apathy made Hitler's rise possible. I'm just saying that it's a cheap ploy to use that as a stick to try to cow the American public. Especially since we have lost so many rights and freedoms already, and the government is practically totalitarian anyway. You don't want to give your kids 48 vaccines? Your kid doesn't go to school and you can lose custody. You don't want to take your shoes off at the airport? You're not going anywhere and if you make a big enough stink, you go to jail. I could go on.
When I was a kid, the Republican party was about less government and fiscal conservatism. By that definition, I'm a Republican.
so blissful to be such an ignoramus....
As a registered Independent, I really wish she would leave The View and they hire a conservative voice that has the ability to convey her viewpoint without being reactionary. Elizabeth needs to grow up and learn not everyone is going to agree with her and they should not be demeaned because of it.
This is America, we have to all work together.