Hasselbeck VS. Walters
On "The View" this morning Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally got her chance to tell the country why she thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president and she totally fucked up!
It all started when the hens in the coop started arguing about Palin and Obama's experience and other shit like that. Joy and Elisabeth started going at it and finally Barbara Walters interrupted them and said, "Every single day you never ever say, maybe there's another point, so this is your chance. Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good President."
Elisabeth's white cotton panties must have gotten twisted because she got all bitchy with Babs and said,"Well, since I've been studying for this pop quick forever! I....tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. Give me three tangible things he has done." Answering a question with a question. Get 'em Hasselbeck!
Elisabeth should have just called Meredith and asked to use one of her life lines. (Thanks, Tina Fey!)
Right after Elisabeth's response, Joy asked to go to a commercial! Ha. A few seconds later Elisabeth gave all her reasons and then they went right to commercial. UGH! Why do they do that shit? The only reason I watch these crows is to see them fight and then they ruin it by cutting them off. REFUND!
his shit was also entertaining because Barbara was dressed like a little old harlequin doll. She should pose for the Naked Clowns Calendar!
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OMG She sounds just like Tina Fey!
And you guys wouldn't know her but various incarnations of Catherine O'Hara...
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Last comment on this, I guess this was back in the days before I was born but... There use to be a time in this country when people actually wanted a president that they felt was more intelligent and just over all better than the average citizen.
What happened to that?
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I dun herd Miz Palin say that folks wanted a regalur six-pack Joe in office.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Sarah Palin and Elizabeth Hasslebeck are both idiots. In terms of politics anyway.
Next story.
Mrs K - re your comment - that's like the anti gay brigade saying anita byrant was a homo lover.
this so far supercedes stove and kettle i don't know where to start. like a black hole calling a star super nova?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 1, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Last comment on this, I guess this was back in the days before I was born but... There use to be a time in this country when people actually wanted a president that they felt was more intelligent and just over all better than the average citizen.
What happened to that?
Lead Paint Chips
Lack of funding for educated teachers in the public school systems
Head injuries
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Submitted by moose knuckle on October 1, 2008 - 5:04pm.
I haven't even started the damn video.
Elizabeth's shirt is enough to keep me scrollin' down the page.
Looks as though it was designed to have sleeves. Or perhaps it's that rooster tail that's miss-placed.
Or, perhaps still, it's not the shirt that's warding me off, but a troubled aura.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Last comment on this, I guess this was back in the days before I was born but... There use to be a time in this country when people actually wanted a president that they felt was more intelligent and just over all better than the average citizen.
What happened to that?
"The Palin selection is the single most dangerous event in the conscience of the Christian community in the last 10 years at least," said Doug Phillips, president of Vision Forum, a Texas-based ministry. "The unabashed, unquestioning support of Sarah Palin and all she represents marks a fundamental departure from our historic position of family priorities -- of moms being at home with young children, of moms being helpers to their husbands, the priority of being keepers of the home."
He's right, ya know.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
You know what scares me more than these shitty politicians? People who keep voting for them, and later wondering why the factory they worked in for over 25 years has been moved to Singapore.
If we stop voting for "Good 'Ol Boys", then maybe we have a chance to actually progress as a society.
Submitted by moose knuckle on October 1, 2008 - 5:04pm.
She is a moron. She was given an opportunity to defend her views and she couldn't. I could barely get though the clip. She sits there chomping at the bit to speak and then can do nothing better than answer a question with a question. Even the audience groaned when she didn't answer. If they are going to have a conservative counterpoint on the show, at least get someone with the balls and the intelligence to defend thier beliefs without looking like a dumbass. Grrrr....she irritates me.
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Thats why the Dems like BABA WAWA have Elizabitch on her show. its BECAUSE she's an idiot and makes Republicans look bad. She doesnt want a republican who is well spoken on her show. period.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I don't care about US politics. All I want to say is that Whoopi Goldberg makes me sick. Somebody buy her a frickin set of eyebrows already.
I like cake, long walks in the park, and hot sexay times!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
The clown opera is Pagliacci.
Elizabeth is a moron. Vote for intelligent, capable people, not the fool y ou can have a beer with. Honestly, can you take advice from someone who sits in a bar all day or someone who knows what the fuck is going on? Wake up and smell the napalm.
Looks like a whole fucking mess of race in that statement JIM BEAUX!
WHOOPI IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND THE OTHER BLACK GIRL IS A FUCKING RETARD AND ARE BOTH GOING TO VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN..NOT HIS POLICIES OR BELIEFS AND BY THE WAY HE IS 1/2 WHITE AND 1/2 AFRICAN AND HIS DAD LEFT THE FAMILY WHEN HE WAS 2 AND HE WAS RAISED BY HIS WHITE MOM IN HAWAII, SO THERE GOES THE BLACK THING YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!!!! ______________________________________________
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Ok...my mistake on the ages...I read the article wrong. Still...Palin was talking shit about age in reference to Biden mainly because of being compared to him. It does suck that shes does it, since McCain is older than him...GAWD I HATE POLITICIANS!!! lol.
k...no more political talk for me. Need my anxiety meds now...lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by jim on October 1, 2008 - 5:03pm.
ALOT OF WHINING BITCHES HERE TODAY..AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GO TO THE RACE CARD YOU ARE IDIOTS..
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oh shit, has this turned into the political rant post?
fuck.
rant away whackjobs.
follow me over to afternoon crumbs JIM, it's safe and warm there. We're talking about sex.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Biden and Palin are both ridiculous choices considering how much these fools keep chanting change.
The only chnage we will be dealing with is the coins out of our couch cushion hoping to buy a can of campbells soup.
* Campbells is an excellent stock to have BTW*
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She is a moron. She was given an opportunity to defend her views and she couldn't. I could barely get though the clip. She sits there chomping at the bit to speak and then can do nothing better than answer a question with a question. Even the audience groaned when she didn't answer. If they are going to have a conservative counterpoint on the show, at least get someone with the balls and the intelligence to defend thier beliefs without looking like a dumbass. Grrrr....she irritates me.
The economic crash of the Wiemar Republic was a major factor behind Hitler's rise to power. And yes, if you listen to some of the statements being made at the moment, you could be forgiven for thinking that we were on the verge of carrying out money around in buckets and wheelbarrows - as though we were traveling the streets of Berlin in 1929.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
ALOT OF WHINING BITCHES HERE TODAY..AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GO TO THE RACE CARD YOU ARE IDIOTS..I SAID NOTHING ABOUT RACE AND YOU SOUND LIKE RACISTS WHEN YOU BRING IT UP..I WAS JUST STATING A FACT ABOUT OBAMA'S CHILDHOOD AND HIS YOUTH..WHEN YOU USE THE RACE CARD AS YOUR EXCUSE AND REPLY THEN YOU BECOME THE RACIST....SO FUCK OFF!!
Molotov Cocktease you are welcome.
Elisabeth Filarski is full of it and you are probably better off not listening to this crap.
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Submitted by NovaNightly
Ok...true that McCain is 71 and Biden is 72...but she is talking about Biden's age mainly because of her being compared to him. At least that is what i make of it.
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McCain is 72. Biden is 66.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Oh and im not defending Palin in any way...just making heads or tails of it...and its RIDICULOUS for those bitches on The View to be making a big deal about it. They obviously have nothing better to do.
This is why i hate politics...as grown-up as it should all seem....when you get down to it, these people ON BOTH SIDES act like a bunch of fucking high schoolers pointing fingers. I just want them to knock that shit off and tell me what they REALLY can do to help America.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Expanding on my last comment, let's put the Flava chicks on "Tha View"-- New York, Deelishus, Boots, Pumpkin, etc. "Shut up you raggedy ass bitch!" "Make me, bitch!" I'd watch that shit.
Ok...true that McCain is 71 and Biden is 72...but she is talking about Biden's age mainly because of her being compared to him. At least that is what i make of it.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 1, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Yes, Biden is old. But for her to MOCK him based on that, is pathetic since her running mate happens to be OLDER.
It's like saying "Oh homeless people are lazy, and need to get up on their asses and find a place to live" yet you take food stamps.
God, is there anything more annoying than a bunch of hens sitting around trying to out-squawk each other? They make me feel all stabby.
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Submitted by jim on October 1, 2008 - 4:33pm.
OK I COULD ONLY GET THROUGH A MINUTE OF THOSE FUCKING CUNTS..FIRST OFF DOES ANY PERSON IN THIS WHOLE WORLD THINK JOY WHOEVER IS FUCKING FUNNY?? WHOOPI IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND THE OTHER BLACK GIRL IS A FUCKING RETARD AND ARE BOTH GOING TO VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN..NOT HIS POLICIES OR BELIEFS AND BY THE WAY HE IS 1/2 WHITE AND 1/2 AFRICAN AND HIS DAD LEFT THE FAMILY WHEN HE WAS 2 AND HE WAS RAISED BY HIS WHITE MOM IN HAWAII, SO THERE GOES THE BLACK THING YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!!!! VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK CAN HELP THIS COUNTRY GET OUT OF DEBT, THE RECESSION AND REAL ESTATE NIGHTMARE WE ARE IN NOT BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR, AGE, SEX...FUCK ALL THESE STUPID SLUTS ON THIS SHOW!!
WE ARE ALL FUCKED BECAUSE BOTH THESE CANDIDATES SUCK ASS AND OUR ECONOMY SUCKS ...COME ON LOTTO TIX!!
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This is not perezhilton.com or Kanye wests's blog, so you can't type in all caps you fucking banshee.
What Mel-Tang said. You have to be a corrupt lying whore to get as far as these candidates have.
And the economy is one big cycle. Or pendulum, if you prefer.
So I am not getting all het up, no matter how many "financial experts" get on TV, trying to tell me the sky is falling.
Do you know that Steve Forbes went on the radio and had the nerve to say that the reason Hitler came to power was because of the bust German economy of the 30's? I was like, "Dude, we already HAVE a Gestapo. Are you trying to SCARE me?"
Who the hell watches this shit anyhow? Women bitching at each other is only entertaining when it's on Flava of Love.
Its pretty bad when Sherri Shepard's points make more sense than yours. In what way is Palin an expert on energy? I almost shit myself when she said thet. I swear. All Palin knows is than drilling in Alska makes means more money for Alaska. I'd like her or anyone on that side to aknowledge than drilling and destroying the fragile eco-systems and last remaining wildernesses of America won't significantly lessen our dependance on foreign oil. That'll never happen. They only see the quickest way to make $$$ for them and their friends and morons like Elizabitch buy right into it. Good fucking luck to us if the Republicans manage to fix another election in their favor. Just a thought for any republicans out there. They tell you that the Democrates policies wil spell disaster..We've had eight years of the rspublican's policies and look where we're at. If cutting taxes for the rich is supposed to create jobs and stimulate the economy as they say, why are we so much worse off than we were? Why do we actually have a worse economy, weaker dollar and less jobs than eight years ago? I'm going to go puke now.
Submitted by weenielover on October 1, 2008 - 4:53pm.
would somebody PLEEEASE tell me how/why this show is STILL on?
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The dumbing down of america in a nutshell.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
That show IS slanted one way only...BABA WAWA's way. Which is of course, DEMOCRATIC. I'm not really republican, I'm pretty much undecided in it all and politics really irk me because its all just a bunch of lies. I cant trust either side and I HATE having to hear all these celeb's pushing the democratic side constantly. They are all a bunch of fuck ups anyway....so why would i listen to them when it comes to voting?
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Hey Jim, what about the people (some white) who won't vote for Obama because he's black? Do they figure in your opinion?
would somebody PLEEEASE tell me how/why this show is STILL on? Other than a forum for wannabees and has-beens to vomit all of their religious rhetoric and sad, uninformed political views...a person's GOTTA have a sad life if they take ANY of their crap seriously. sheeeesh.
We should vote for McCain because the Sainted one's father says so.
Wake me up when the election is over. Or at least wake me up on election day, so I can go vote.
Oh give me a fucking break elizabeth is the Love Angelina of the View. Same lame crying ass bull shit liar mouth idiot fuckery that son of a bitching tranny mother fucker used to pull here all the mother fucking time.
*spits at the thought of the both of them*
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Damn Ziggy that's deep...
ziggy can I come crash with you and absorb some higher learning?
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Well I'm voting for Obama because celebrities and everybody else told me to!!!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
That show will be so much better when Hassel-douche leaves. If they got rid of sherri, even better. The other 3 I can tolerate, but they need someone good on there!
Agree with NovaNightly. I refuse to watch that show anymore...at least until after 11/08. The show is only slanted one way and it's more than a bit stomach turning. I don't know if I'll ever go back to it. The very women I thought were smart and clever now sound like a bunch of shrill yentas.
Ok....i watched like 2 minutes of it and in that 2 minutes, they couldnt even get to a point. Their bitching rants are for NOTHING. Just because Palin said that Biden was old....GEEZ. Get over it. HE IS OLD...like 72 or something...OLD! Stupid gawrshdarnfriggenridiculousdumbtwatstalkingshizz!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Racists and their excuses
"You are voting for him because of his skin color"
"McCain is young, and blissfully appealing"
Take your shit somewhere else JIM!
Like somebody mentioned before.. they should include a "none of the above" option in the ballot. Obama is all talk....McCain is pro -war
That does it for me....
Most people are reluctant to back their statements up with any meaningful reason - especially when they are challenged.
Instead of responding to Barbara's invitation in a civil manner, Elizabeth has evaded the line of questioning and spat out a counter in defense.
Only a serpent, or possible a very limber gecko, is capable of such acts - such is their physiology.
On the other hand, perhaps Elizabeth's initial failure tells something of her intellect. Immediately the works of Arthur Shopenhauer come to mind.
If, as Shopenhauer claims, the intellect's central purpose is the service of will, then its products are sure to be protected as one protects all of the self's fruits. This agrees well with the unfortunate tenancy that we see in verbal skirmishes, whereby individuals remain rigid in response to questioning. By molding the world view around the self, we limit our objective reasoning capabilities, and tether the intellect to the subjective. It is the classic folly of the appearance dominating the
When the intellect is tied to the subjective self, then the challenges to the intellect's works are interpreted as challenges to the self.
Attitudes should not be treated as psychological sacred cows that cannot be questioned, and the psyche should not be regimented by by armed guards.
We can also refer to the folly of Thrasymachus, who was more concerned with winning the argument, rather than arriving at any kind of truth.
I'd love to go further with this, but Girls of the Playboy Mansion is on.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Hasselbeck is such an annoying fuck. Every time she opens her mouth, an angel has an aneurym.
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She's flat and that's that!