Which One Of You Was It?
I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from "House." Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin' for Hugh Laurie.
One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, "PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE." I wrote back and told the ho there wasn't any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, "SO! POST OLD ONES!" There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that's beside the point!
Anyway, when I read that Hugh's house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That's all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, 'Where's the laptop?' Then we realized."
The police think it's the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.
Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh's told The Sun that he's kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don't think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”
I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the "surprise" you left him in his panty drawer!
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For all you Hugh Laurie sluts, check it out:
http://roflrazzi.com/2008/10/05/hugh-laurie-wanna-see-me-make-this-disap...
Doctor, my loins!!!
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That crack's a bit moreish
MORE HUGH LAURIE POSTS ARE NEEDED!!IT WASN'T ME
I dont really give a damn about this guy, honestly.
ShiningKnight
Well, since you finally showed up, life should be lookin up!
Alriiiiiiiiiiiight!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Hugh Laurie (house) & Dlisted my only two obsessions..
LCT!?!?!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 9:29am.
Shining Knight!
Huzzah sir!!!
~SK~
Hello dear lady, I trust you are well?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Ugh. These uber smart people annoy me. House knows fucking everything, but couldn't use his common sense to have a mega alarm system? He's a freaking genius doctor for christsake! Dumbass.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Shining Knight!
Huzzah sir!!!
the_original_shortright,
Sorry bout the singed nostrils!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Clarisse-
"It wasn't me. I was on the moon at the time. With Steve."
That just made my tea come out my nose... it hurt quite a bit. If I didn't love Eddie I'd probably be a little pissed.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
lmao! i can only ever see him in "Blackadder" and "Jeeves & Wooster" so for me he is forever a jovial English fop. lmao. not hot! hahaha.
I love you, MK.
THANK YOU for posting about this hot slut.
He is one of the hottest hots ever to walk this planet.
If you don't understand the hype, dear, just watch "House MD" ONCE. That's all it takes. That's all it took for me, anyhow...
I'll tell youse guys something about Mr Laurie later... :P
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by Clarisse on October 2, 2008 - 8:33am.
A Shining Knight shows up while i'm sleeping!!! Well OF COURSE! Story of my life!
~SK~
Fear not fair madien! For I shall be here today!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
A Shining Knight shows up while i'm sleeping!!! Well OF COURSE! Story of my life!
On topic...Break in at Hugh's...It wasn't me. I was on the moon at the time. With Steve.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 1, 2008 - 11:26pm.
I fucked him once.
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Is that his 'o' face?
With a little less teeth, it would be.
God, I'm not into old guys, but he has always has that certain something that captured me. He's a great actor and he's aging quite nicely actually. Hot.
Who else, but a pap, would steal his laptop?????
Only to sell info about the websites he visits, to the local rags......
Really. A burglar would take silverware, art, TV's, electronics, etc. Just a computer?
It's like breaking into Paris Hilton's place and stealing her cell phone. Only, she has a "security system". When there's an intruder, a loud noise goes off, and people show up to check on things, and wake up those sleeping.
He actually probably lost it, and wants the home insurance to replace it. Just a sayin'.
What the fuck is House and who the hell is this guy? Is that some british show on the BBC? I'm pretty positive i live in a rock.
This wouldn't happen if Hugh hired that memaw from a while back that pulled a gun on her burglar. She knows how to handle that shit!
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 1, 2008 - 11:26pm.
I fucked him once.
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Is that his 'o' face?
Ha! Like I'm falling for that one! Again...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
I fucked him once.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 1, 2008 - 10:49pm.
I never miss a House episode, great show. Not a great pic of Hugh Laurie,
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Goodness...I haven't seen a good pic of him in ages, nevermind a "great" one. You are too kind.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
I never miss a House episode, great show. Not a great pic of Hugh Laurie, his forehead looks like a seven layer cake.
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TITS-
I don't have any frogs. Is that code for something?
If water means urinate and frogs means my asshat's pillow, then.. I wish I had. :P
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:38pm.
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See, I can't have that - everything has to be calm, cool, collected and noncommittal with us. Plus, I may have to stock up on the Valtrex fucking around with his ass...I'm not taking that chance.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
speakit - did you water the frogs before you left?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
qc - new panties are mood altering. true.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Thanks Fat Martha!
I don't feel right calling you that. Not that there's anything wrong with being fat, it's just most people don't like being called that.
Can I call you Sweet Martha, or Cleptomaniac Martha, something else?
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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Buy new panties even if I don't plan on letting him get that close? LOL...it's a little too soon to be thinking about sexy times with Chuck Bass.
The rest of your advice is great *taking mental notes*
Edit: LOL @ your last line. I used paper clips once, lol.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Yeah - that doesn't sound like a violent crime. It sounds like a pap crime. Which is what he should likely be more worried about considering the circles he travels in.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
you want advice?? rolls up sleeves...
buy new panties.
Condoms fail, break or come off. Have 2 forms of birth control on you at all times. I've used the morning after pill and it makes you feel awful.
Don't order food that could splatter or leave bits of yuck in your teeth.
Always have enough cash on you to get a cab home.
Check the corners of your mouth often - white crap is crap.
Have a few topics in mind to start conversation in case of lulls - asking about the other persons likes or dislikes always works. People love talking about themselves, but don't like listening to others do it.
And never go to a second location with a hippy.
Never take advice from someone that uses a stapler to fix a hem.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
@Momus: Fanks for the update!
@speakit: I am not sure of the story behind all of this but you will be in my thoughts and prayers, my dear. xoxo
And damn, I missed the sexy Knight. We're reading stuff from the Middle Ages right now in my Brit Lit class and I am all for the chivalry right now. Break me off a piece o DAT!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 10:10pm.
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Oh believe me, I have no illusions of Ed Westwick, lol. This dude snogs everybody!
And I don't talk about myself much at all to anybody, especially not guys I'm interested in so I won't have that problem.
Thanks for the advice! Keep it coming.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 1, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Don't expect anything, listen when he talks and just try to have as much fun as you can. Personally those are the types I like to be around.
psst - don't talk about yourself much - so many young people do this and it's a killer.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by FatMartha on October 1, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Hey kids... what's all the ruckus in hurr??
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Speakit has returned to us after leaving her husband.
MK has admitted his obessession with Chicken Cutlets, Rojo Caliente, and the Empress of Lucite.
We have a new participant, Shining Knight, who has been helping damsels since 1159.
Most of us have become bored with the topic and have strayed into other areas ... as usual.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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To all the Dlsited ladies - I bid thee goodnight, may you all stay safe, have a wonderful rest of the night.
ShiningKnight,
xoxo
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Dear Sir, I must decline your most gracious invitation to attend your party. I would be in mortal fear lest you and/or your fellow knights should decide to obey Mr. Dick the Butcher's behest.
~SK~
You would not be in any danger dear lady. Knights must honour the Code of Chivalry at ALL times. Knights must not hurt children and ladies. If any Knight ignored the code I asure you he would be dealt with without delay.
However, i do must regretfully accept that you shall not be attending.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Hey kids... what's all the ruckus in hurr??
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on October 1, 2008 - 9:38pm.
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Oh yes! So I tried calling again and it went straight to voicemail :(
I texted him like, "hey, got ur message, ur really sweet" or something like that and then he texted me back saying that he hopes I come back to NY soon so we can meet up. We talked a bit (he was busy working) and I may go up to the city this weekend if I can get a friend to go. If not, he's talking about coming to Philly where I am to hang with me. I don't know...it's all still a little surreal and I'm trying to take everything with a grain of salt because he's him and how serious can this be, right?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Well, yes. Me and my fellow Knights hoild that sentiment very dear!
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Dear Sir, I must decline your most gracious invitation to attend your party. I would be in mortal fear lest you and/or your fellow knights should decide to obey Mr. Dick the Butcher's behest.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Thx twocents!
That's not confetti though, that's shredded coconut. :P
OMG! Speakit!
Happy dances around the room!
*blows party horn* *throws confetti in air*
No, seriously. Good news... really.
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I SELL PURRRFUME
Queen C - any ed update?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by brent_25 on October 1, 2008 - 9:29pm.
I have never seen a better argument supporting the need for botox in my life.
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No. Your forehead is supposed to move when you raise your eyebrows. This is normal.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
That laptop thing happened to my friend about a month ago...someone waltzed into their flat while they were watching TV, took his laptop from his bedroom and left.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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ROFLMAO!!! Thanks, I needed that laugh.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I have never seen a better argument supporting the need for botox in my life.
Submitted by moonmaid on October 1, 2008 - 8:28pm.
@luckycharms, lol. thank god dlisted does not have smell-o-vision, that's quite a picture you present.
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Well, that ain't nothin'. I still have the brown reluse behind the refrigerator and the house is clean as hell, because I personally cleaned it to a sparkling shine at every corner. The brown recluse came out tonight, and that is fine with me. When you live in south Florida, even the most cleanest of people will have insects in their house, epecially the kitchen. You have a brown recluse or two and they will take care of business and clean that up. You can't have too many brown recluses in your kitchen. They are all right, you just have to know how to stay out of their way.