Which One Of You Was It?
I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from "House." Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin' for Hugh Laurie.
One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, "PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE." I wrote back and told the ho there wasn't any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, "SO! POST OLD ONES!" There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that's beside the point!
Anyway, when I read that Hugh's house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That's all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, 'Where's the laptop?' Then we realized."
The police think it's the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.
Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh's told The Sun that he's kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don't think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”
I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the "surprise" you left him in his panty drawer!
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Submitted by speakit:
I'm at my mom's. Tired but feeling liberated and a little nervous. Thanks for thinking of me!
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Nervous anticipation is normal under the circ. Don't worry about *him* either (takes a little practice). If you didn't give birth to it...how it feels and what it does ain't your responsibility.
You'll never have to see him naked again, or smell his farts.
In the words of Xtina, it keeps getting better.
@SpeakIt,
Skip to 2:58 then...
Listen to words before throwing a rock at me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ_H4jlPNqM
A little cheer for you today...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:37pm.
If thou is in the Great Country I shall at once throw a party in your honour and invite all the nobility in the land to come!
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Is battle dress optional?
Also, do you and your compatriots hold to the sentiments of Dick the Butcher in Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, act 4, scene 2?
(Mrs. K.: Is this the correct citation?)
~SK~
Nay for the men. Ladies should of course dress in their finest gowns.
I am embarrassed to say I am not familiar with that play. Of what sentiments does Dick The Butcher hold?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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Good for you! Keep your head up!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Speakit, baby, it's all about you today!!
(never mind that I almost DIED last night)
I am truly thrilled. You are my hero.
Remember, your fake friends at dlisted are always here for you.
You just call out my name,
And you know whereever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
To see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Do not get this guy. In my humble opinion, he's just a bitter-looking average middle-aged guy on the wrong side of ugly. And there IS a right side of ugly; some men break mirrors but are smoking hot. But to each his own.
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 7:55pm.
LOL! What does that mean?
~SK~
It is a long story dear lady.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:56pm.
(Mrs. K.: Is this the correct citation?)
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Um, yeah, sure, I mean, no it's not, I mean, it could be, er, I left the stove on, gotta go, bye!
*damn that Momus*
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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I fashioned a computer out of a cardboard box, aluminum foil, some wire hangers and some rats I found in our new 'apartment' (dumpster). :P
I'm at my mom's. Tired but feeling liberated and a little nervous. Thanks for thinking of me!
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This Meerkat is glad that you are OK and can find humor in your situation.
Welcome Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hi speakit...glad to hear you're doing okay!!!
That cardboard computer of yours is working pretty good, i see. ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:37pm.
If thou is in the Great Country I shall at once throw a party in your honour and invite all the nobility in the land to come!
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Is battle dress optional?
Also, do you and your compatriots hold to the sentiments of Dick the Butcher in Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, act 4, scene 2?
(Mrs. K.: Is this the correct citation?)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by stake_spike on October 1, 2008 - 7:32pm.
It's the jerk attitude on the show that makes women love him. Women love assholes.
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I agree. I wasn't quite so hot for him when he was the nerdy Dad in "Stuart Little". Now, I'd drop my pants for him in a heartbeat. In fact, I was pissed when they had that little love match with Sela Ward on House-- she's too old and fugly for him. How's that for ageist/sexist/crazy stalker on my part?
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Wouldn't be the first time!
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LOL! What does that mean?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 7:48pm.
SPEAKIT!!!!!
Come tatala, do the dance of liberation and joy with me!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooooooooo happy for you.
You rock you roll you rule!!!!!!!
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Gee, thanks!
When he got home, he called me. He took it as best as can be expected.
I'm nervous though and a little worried. I can't deny that. I have faith everything will work out.
Are you having a better day today?
Submitted by speakit on October 1, 2008 - 7:45pm.
OMG THERE'S A SHINING KNIGHT HERE!
sweet. I'm not in distress though. Should I fake it?
~SK~
Wouldn't be the first time!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Dancing around the world for Speakit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:43pm.
ShiningKnight wow you sound hot. You got any semi nude myspace pictures?
~SK~
Knights do not take such pictures. It would be dishonourable
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
I'm beginning to think Shining Knight is James Haven.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 1, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Why thanks knighty-knight!! BTW...i dont want your money, like the rest of the grubbers in here... *wink wink*
~SK~
On the word of the King himself - i know what thou says to be true!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
SPEAKIT!!!!!
Come tatala, do the dance of liberation and joy with me!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooooooooo happy for you.
You rock you roll you rule!!!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 7:37pm.
O.K. Can you introduce to your Masters, Lieges, Suzerains, and/or Exchequers?
In other words, we want to meet Lord GotBucks.
~SK~
If thou is in the Great Country I shall at once throw a party in your honour and invite all the nobility in the land to come!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Pronunciation: spelt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English, from Late Latin spelta, of Germanic origin; perhaps akin to Middle High German spelte split piece of wood, Old High German spaltan to split
Date: before 12th century
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Hmmm, I was never hot with verbs and nouns...
OMG THERE'S A SHINING KNIGHT HERE!
sweet. I'm not in distress though. Should I fake it?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:32pm.
I already done my time polishing brass.
I want me a tarnished knight.
I WANT ME A KNIGHT WHO SAYS NI!
Monty Python, Knights of Ni
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg
~SK~
The knights of Ni! My good friends! I have met them many times, always of course bringing a gift of shrubbery.
I know some tarnished knights, my dear lady thou should not want to meet them for they art cruel and unkind!
It is not a ladies job to clean armour. that is for the squire boys to do
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
ShiningKnight wow you sound hot. You got any semi nude myspace pictures?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:38pm.
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*tapping little sock monkey gloves together*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:16pm.
I hope speakit isn't wandering the steets with her kiddies clinging to her skirt.
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I fashioned a computer out of a cardboard box, aluminum foil, some wire hangers and some rats I found in our new 'apartment' (dumpster). :P
I'm at my mom's. Tired but feeling liberated and a little nervous. Thanks for thinking of me!
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:41pm.
LMAO
great, see if she's got a sister for me!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
She hates my mama
She hates my daddy too
She loves to tell me
She hates the things I do
She loves to lie beside me
Almost every night
She's no lady she's my wife
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
you got it Mrs K, I plan on marrying a beer heiress so money is no object.
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lmao @ sandbitch
you know i love me some monty python!! Time for me to get a new quote...btw. :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Spelt: chiefly British past and past participle of spell.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hey wait a minute...didn't I see you at the medieval fair in Norman, OK?
~SK~
Norman? Nay! I slay Normans! those men are not true men!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Why thanks knighty-knight!! BTW...i dont want your money, like the rest of the grubbers in here... *wink wink*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 1, 2008 - 7:30pm.
I'm not a damsel....pooh!!
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Art tho not? No fear
I ShiningKnight hereby declare all ladies of Dlisted...damsels!!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
Roger the shrubber!
LOL
Good shrubbery.
BTW, this is chola/adnan/britney/socky baby
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 1, 2008 - 7:34pm.
You know ESE's dad?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:29pm.
How i wish i could! Knights do not use money, we rely on our Masters (Lords, Dukes, etc..) and the kindness and good spirit of others.
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O.K. Can you introduce to your Masters, Lieges, Suzerains, and/or Exchequers?
In other words, we want to meet Lord GotBucks.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Zomay, just go ahead and buy me this one
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by zomay on October 1, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Okay ladies, time to pick out your Christmas/Hanukkah gifts.
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/browse/Home/Food-Candy/Food/Jams-Cond...
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On which page is the Panty Pudding?
Sorry, we couldn’t find any matches for “panty pudding”.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 1, 2008 - 7:32pm.
I already done my time polishing brass.
I want me a tarnished knight.
I WANT ME A KNIGHT WHO SAYS NI!
Monty Python, Knights of Ni
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I want you to bring me a SHRUBBERY!! LMAO
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
its true, we do love assholes. im not attracted to the guy, but hed be a conquest for shits and giggles
Now hoping the ShiningK is ESE's dad whom I lust for...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I think MK is Love Angelina. Yeah, I said it.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Mmmmmmmmm...Me loves Hugh Laurie..but not that pic of him.
*little sock monkey frown*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by stake_spike on October 1, 2008 - 7:32pm.
It's the jerk attitude on the show that makes women love him. Women love assholes.
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is he an asshole with a heart of gold...or just an asshole?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Sandbitch,Momus,MrsK, I will for sure remember your requests.
Mrs. K, how about a gift certificate? It would seem a little creepy picking out your underwear from The Vermont company. Thats treading into lezbo land...not that there is anything wrong with that. :D
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I already done my time polishing brass.
I want me a tarnished knight.
I WANT ME A KNIGHT WHO SAYS NI!
Monty Python, Knights of Ni
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hey wait a minute...didn't I see you at the medieval fair in Norman, OK?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
It's the jerk attitude on the show that makes women love him. Women love assholes.