Which One Of You Was It?
I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from "House." Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin' for Hugh Laurie.
One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, "PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE." I wrote back and told the ho there wasn't any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, "SO! POST OLD ONES!" There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that's beside the point!
Anyway, when I read that Hugh's house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That's all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, 'Where's the laptop?' Then we realized."
The police think it's the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.
Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh's told The Sun that he's kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don't think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”
I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the "surprise" you left him in his panty drawer!
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I am not into him, my oldest used to really like stuart little and I wanted to kill hugh with that "little hi, little lo, little hey, little ho" shit.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 6:50pm.
DAMSELS!!!!!!! NO APOSTROPHE.
it's plural, not possessive.
Rant over.
I still like you SK.
You are a real mensch.
~SK~
Forgive me, sweet lady.
Thank you. I like thee and hope to get to know thee and all the ladies in Dlisted more as time goes on
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
i miss Sheeps too. where'd you go, sheeeeeps? come on baaa-baaack, okay?!
I'm gonna file shining knight along with the eatser (typo) bunny, the tooth fairy, and Santa. Did I forget anyone? Oh, yeah, God.
Okay which regular is ShiningKnight? Come on who are you!
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I LOVE Robert Sean Leonard's Wilson, too.
He's perfect. A little goofy looking, but sweet.
A nice foil to House.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 6:52pm.
how long do you plan to keep this schtick up? 813 years is a looooooooooong time.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I hope this isn't today's last post.
a 48-minute Shining Knight and a merry band of thieves. yup, it's Sherwood forest. well, fine
House is getting kind of predictable
"Jeeves and Wooster" is one of my favorite shows. I actually rent it all the time from Netflix. Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry are the best and I hear they are BFF's in real life.
WOW!
I really miss Sheeps... now that was a noble creature...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on October 1, 2008 - 6:44pm.
I think that Mrs. Kravitz did it when she couldn't get the "Wooster and Jeeves" DVDs from Netflix last weekend.
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FFS, you read me like a book!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
If someone stole my lappy, they would have a lot of avatars.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Dear lady, may I be of use?
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WOW, now that's sumthin' ya don't see every day...a REAL gentleman.
*curtseying*
~SK~
Dear lady! curtsey not!! I am but a humble knight, i should not be curtsed to - i am not worthy
ShiningKnight, saving damsels' in distress since 1195
It takes them 6 tries, at least, to diagnose correctly. at least 3 of which require drawing blood from various very painful areas, and projectile vomiting. Eyeball poking. Brain drilling. Colonoscopy.
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THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
a "band of thieves"? what the fuck is this, Sherwood forest? these merry bandits only take laptops? sounds like paps gone wild.
DAMSELS!!!!!!! NO APOSTROPHE.
it's plural, not possessive.
Rant over.
I still like you SK.
You are a real mensch.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
@Fucking_Classy .. Finally, someone else!
Patient is sick, going to die. RutRoh. They don't know how to cure patient. They have two chances to fix said patient. The first chance is always wrong. TahDaa. The second will cure patient in a spectacular
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yeah, the hospital itself SUCKS!!
It takes them 6 tries, at least, to diagnose correctly. at least 3 of which require drawing blood from various very painful areas, and projectile vomiting. Eyeball poking. Brain drilling. Colonoscopy. Personally, I would not want to be a patient at that hospital.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 1, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Dear Shining,
Per chance you think I know not how to think for myself? That I need saving? You are a funny 42 min. member...
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Dear lady, I come in aid for every lady here, thee included. Should any lady need my aid thyself and my trusty steed shall come to your rescue! Any problem big or small i shall come!
I know ladies can think for thyselfs, still every lady is in need of knight in shining armour sometimes.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels' in distress since 1195
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 1, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Dear lady, may I be of use?
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WOW, now that's sumthin' ya don't see every day...a REAL gentleman.
*curtseying*
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
well. on that note. I guess Gerry Butler has not looked in HIS underwear drawer today either.
Either that, or he didn't find it necessary to report it. Good God, I have a shot !! LOL
Dear Shining,
Per chance you think I know not how to think for myself? That I need saving? You are a funny 42 min. member...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Did any of you bitches see last night's episode? Appealing asshole character aside, his eyes are to DIE FOR.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
I think that Mrs. Kravitz did it when she couldn't get the "Wooster and Jeeves" DVDs from Netflix last weekend. Laurie probably has the entire set on his computer.
BTW: When I can't find my laptop, I don't think that a burglary occurred.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@Fucking_Classy .. Finally, someone else!
Patient is sick, going to die. RutRoh. They don't know how to cure patient. They have two chances to fix said patient. The first chance is always wrong. TahDaa. The second will cure patient in a spectacular way.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 1, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Good afternoon Kids!!!
I confess, I did it...
Sincerely,
A. Laurieloonie
~SK~
Good morrow, sweet lady!
Allow me to introduce thyslef - I am ShiningKnight and I am here to save and protect the ladies of Dlsited!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels' in distress since 1195
He is not male model hot, but I've always had a thing for sarcastic men - as long as they are not mean, to the core, or abusive. They're fun to battle wits with. Interesting is hot too. I dont like really handsome men or pretty boys anyhow - they almost always know they are lookers, and you have to watch them ;)
Good afternoon Kids!!!
I confess, I did it...
Sincerely,
A. Laurieloonie
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Ewwwwwwww! Celeb or not, the dude is a total beast.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I fucking HATE House!!
That show is so predictable. And dude cannot act to save his life, I don't know what's so fucking special about making the same constipated face over and over again.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 1, 2008 - 6:32pm.
My sources inform me that he is a fine actor, however, I find his schtick on "House" tiresome. I would like to see him in something else before making a definitive decision on his skillz. Like you, I do not see the hot.
He's no Alec Baldwin.♥
~SK~
Dear lady, may I be of use?
The Noble, Mr. Laurie in Blackadder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0Qf8cLhj0
ShiningKnight, saving damsel's in distress since 1195
Submitted by M.E. on October 1, 2008 - 6:15pm.
I dont see any hot when I look at Huge. Just one really fucking funny man.
I love watching House. His craziness cracks my ass up.
Pill popping GIMP!
Really fucking funny men can be hot. It's so not all about the looks.
Good Ginger, Good dog.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 1, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I know I will get hate posts for this, but what in Faith Hill do you guys see in this man? Ugh.
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My sources inform me that he is a fine actor, however, I find his schtick on "House" tiresome. I would like to see him in something else before making a definitive decision on his skillz. Like you, I do not see the hot.
He's no Alec Baldwin.♥
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
OK, I admit it, it was me. I loves me some House.
My weekends are completely sacrificed to the House marathons on USA. damn them.
I'm a little disappointed though. he obviously hasn't looked in his underwear drawer, as of this writing. ;)
edit: I PINKIE SWEAR, I wrote that last line, before reading the last line of MK's blog. It's crackin me up. :)
I know I will get hate posts for this, but what in Faith Hill do you guys see in this man? Ugh.
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
Now here's a fine chap! I man after my own heart indeed!
ShiningKnight approves.
ShiningKnight, saving damsel's in distress since 1195
I dont see any hot when I look at Huge. Just one really fucking funny man.
I love watching House. His craziness cracks my ass up.
Pill popping GIMP!
I just watched Street Kings last night (ugh it kinda sucked) and the whole time I was thinking Hugh just looks old and tired kinda like an over worked teacher at a bad high school...not hot at all!
Wasn't me. I was in New York.
I was home during the day when I was a teenager when someone broke into my dad's house. I was sleeping in my bed because I was up late the night before and I woke up when this black man opened my door and poked his head in. When I stirred, he backed out and closed the door. I wasn't sure if I was dreaming, so I (idiot!) opened the door and stepped out into the hallway. In an adrenaline hyper-aware state, I could SMELL that someone else was in the house and ran into another bedroom. From the window, I could see him getting into his car and driving away. I thank my guardian angel that he didn't get me - all he stole was some of my grandma's stupid jewelry. I managed to get his license plate and called the cops. My dad didn't believe me and thought I was in on it with one of my friends from New York. I still haven't forgiven him for thinking that.
Anystew... I still have that fucker's license plate number, all scribbly from my shaking hands in the cookbook I grabbed to write it in.
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MORE EDDIE IZZARD.
don't make me email you. you won't like it.
and how sad to have your home broken into and the only thing taken is a notebook. Hope he used passwords and encryption hahaha sucker.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Them toofs be looking mighty 'English'.
If I'm not mistaken MK, u also have a Ri Ri addiction.
Dear God this is fucking hilarous. I love you bitches harrassing MK for more Mr. Laurie!
OMG this made my fucking day.
oh and that sux that his shizz got stolen.
I love you whores and will toast my double shot of jim beam to you sluts and MK here in about an hour when the fam is asleep and I can cackle and be buzzed in peace!
xoxo
I feel like I'm the only one that can't stand him, I don't see the "hot" in him either :/
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
He's getting kind of old... couldn't he just have maybe forgotten it in his car?
Who am I kidding. He's magical.
I must admit that I think he is sexy too,i hope there is some nudeies of him on the computer and they make it online soon!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*snickers*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”