Rosie O Is Coming Back To TV
This Thanksgiving, you'll get two turkey dinners with all the fixings, because Rosie O'Donnell's new variety show debuts that day. Rosie and NBC announced that her new variety show called "Rosie's Pie-Eating Hour" will air live on November 26th. I was being dumb about the title. It's called "Rosie's Variety Hour." If the Thanksgiving special does well, NBC could order a full season of the show.
The Ausiello Files reports that NBC ordered a "backdoor pilot" of the show. Backdoor pilot? Count Tommy Girl in! He'll bring the lube and anal lip clamps.
"Rose's Variety Hour" will feature a monologue, celebrity guests, musical acts, comedy skits and a giant giveaway. Basically it's going to be a big glittery homo fiesta with a dash of dykeness. Rojo Caliente should be the in-house go go dancer!
Rosie said: “This is a dream come true for any performer. Old time variety, live from New York with a nod to Ed Sullivan, Carol Burnett and memories of Sonny and Cher.”
You better believe I'll be watching this shit. It's probably going to be even better because I'll be stuffed and wasted. Nothing helps your food digest like a big heaping help of Rosie O! Elisabeth Hasselbeck should be her first guest. They need a re-match....in a cage..... while wearing bikini thongs ....and covered in hot oil. And I just made myself sick.
I remember when Rosie appeared at the Rainforest Cafe here in Dallas. She stunk up the ladies bathroom SOOOO bad that they had to close it off so busboys could go in and deodorize and sanitize the place.
Her farts are LEGENDARY. It even made the Dallas paper.
I don't know who I hate most... Angelina Jolie or this crotch cruncher... too close to call.
Submitted by I love Rob Zombie on October 2, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Seriously, is there any picture of her with her mouth closed? Every pic I see, her mouth is always open.
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She's catching flies
I doubt anyone will watch her show. She has already proven she's a nasty bitch. Now she's going to sing and dance and we're supposed to think she's America's Sweetheart?
"Rose's Variety Hour" will feature a monologue, celebrity guests, musical acts, comedy skits and a giant giveaway.
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Meh, been there and done that with Sonny and Cher a long time ago
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
There could be two fucking people watching this fat ass bitch's show and they will keep it on - because she will rip their collective balls off if they try to cancel her out.
Frankly I'm not even sure that years of therapy for this douche bag will ever even begin to heal the mental pain she suffers.I actually believe as she ages and becomes even more irrelevant, she will off herself probably in a public venue. She will actually probably do it on her show if she still has one at that point, just to go out with a bang.
Bring back Wayne and Shuster!
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
MK - what no link for 'anal lip clamps'?
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~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by Athina on October 2, 2008 - 10:25am.
"Oprah's have tanked since she's fallen so out of touch with middle America."
Yeah, I don't think "middle America" considers Oprah a good Negress anymore.
Fuck middle America.
Seriously, is there any picture of her with her mouth closed? Every pic I see, her mouth is always open.
A fucking VARIETY HOUR? She's as funny as an ingrown toenail, and more painful to be around.
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This won't last, because you know that any monologues and shit will be CRAMMED with half-witted political rating, and the comedy skits will be based on her nasty bulldozing version of "wit."
And when it inevitably goes under after three episodes, she'll make another revolting "people hate me because I'm ______" claim. Gay won't work, because everybody luvs Ellen because she's funny, she's self-deprecating, and she doesn't treat the rest of the world like shit.
"Backdoor pilot? Count Tommy Girl in!"
And John Revolta! He has a plane, remember? What better use for a backdoor pilot?!
Submitted by loaded on October 2, 2008 - 10:36am.
you guys dont like her cuz shes outspoken thats all.... anyone with an opinion is always disliked it seems....i think shes funny actually!
...I was thinking more that she's just a bitchy cunt. And I never find any of her jokes remotely laughable.
Meanwhile opinions are like assholes, and everybody has one.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
why can't rosie o just stay retired...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
uufta. another loud thanksgiving
In the words of Donald Trump who gave that "fat slob" another TV show? ROD needs to go sit down somewhere..she's loud, obnoxious, annoying, and totally insecure about her wieght and sexuality. I'd rather got to Sea World and watch Shamu do tricks in his tank..it probably be the same as watching her show.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I can't believe nobody has mentioned her mega Mustache in this pic.. I mean I know she's a lezza but still have a little self respect.
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She'll ruin it with her attitude even if it does get off the ground. What a bitter, un-enjoyable person to watch.
you guys dont like her cuz shes outspoken thats all.... anyone with an opinion is always disliked it seems....i think shes funny actually!
Submitted by Athina on October 2, 2008 - 10:25am.
Rosie is generally disliked by all sides---left, right, middle.
don't forget top, bottom.
I never really liked her....
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
Talented and smart, but a has been and too mouthy for my tastes.
It will be a certifiable flop. Any variety/talk show will only go so far as the host's "likability factor" will take it. Ellen is on top of the ratings, Oprah's have tanked since she's fallen so out of touch with middle America. Rosie is generally disliked by all sides---left, right, middle.
You know I really could have gone another day without seeing rosie's swollen tongue
ugh, somebody stick an apple in this fat pig's mouth.
In other words, it's going to be a mess full of left-wing liberal assholes. Will Rosie do a segment on how the United States was behind 9/11?
I thought she was eaten by the Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S 2000?
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
This is the personification of "lipstick on a pig".
Concealer much?
God, I hate this big-mouthed bitch with the fire of 10,000 suns and Wonky McValtrex's crotch rot. Who are the ass-hats who keep giving this ho TV shows? They need to be executed, immediately!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Even with no show, she's overexposed. I don't think I have the stomach for more.
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pffft, she will never go away!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I thought she promised never to come back to T.V.. well I hope she gives some of her attitude to people. I like that she is outspoken, that doesn't change the fact that I find her very annoying.
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Hmm backdoor pilot...isn't that John Travolta's nickname?
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As long as I can call in and win some $$$$, I'm all FOR these stupid shows. Yeah, Rosie has a big mouth and is super annoying, but who cares as long as she's giving away valuable prizes.
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She irritates me. Nails on a chalkboard, that one is.
I can't stand her and think this is an insult to the old shows who had people with actual talent!
Did I have to see that right away. I'm pulling for you Rosie. Even though you are a major bitch and a major fat ass and have your whole mouth open for as much pussy as you can gravel at one time. I feel sorry for her partner because she looks like she could use a really good dick in her behind about right now. Just keep that mouth open, Rosie, because pretty soon we are going to stuff it with Donald Trump cock, and we know you will love it.
It sounds like a good idea...if it were 1974 and Rosie wasn't involved.
Just as long as she promises not to have Caroline Rhea replace her when she decides to retire.
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It seems you just can't keep a beached whale down
I'll tune in if they show her snacking habits. One stick of butter at a time
No way she could ever live up to the gold that was true variety TV. Carol Burnett? Hardly. I am expecting more of a Pink Lady and Jeff type disaster. Rosie is far too abrasive to pull this off. She needs to stay home with her kids and leave us in peace.
My 82-yr-old mom is gonna be in 7th heaven, Ellen by day and Rosie at night! The only fly in her ointment is that Sylvia Browne is no longer on TV.
Good Luck to this lady, may her show be a success.
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I for one am shocked.