Saints In New York City
This morning when I was outside waiting for my bitchy ass dog to squeeze out a butt nugget, I noticed that the air felt different. It felt like a million angels were sneezing around me. The flowers were also in full bloom and seemed to be humming "Hallelujah." When I looked up in the sky, I saw thousands of little flecks of diamonds in the sun's rays. While I was walking back to my apartment, one woman suddenly got on her knees and started praying on the sidewalk after glancing at her Blackberry. I figured I was just having an acid flashback, but now I know what's really going on. Saint Angelina and her holy family are in NYC!
The blessed ones are in town for the NYC premiere of Saint Angie Jo's movie "Changeling." It will be her first appearance since presenting the world with the Twin Messiahs.
Hopefully while they are here, Saint Angie Jo and the twin chosen ones will go down to Wall Street. All Saint Angie has to do is blow a kiss towards the New York Stock Exchange and all our financial troubles will be fixed!!!
Here's some blurry pictures of the deities arriving in New York last night. Maddox better tell Brad to lose the Carmen Sandiego hat.
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I peeked in at JJ and the loons were indeed there in person and wrote massive posts that defeat parody. I am also reposting this from last Brange thread as I think it bears repeating.
Fuck a duck- below are Mr JJ's very own words:
"...remember those photos that Angie and Brad Pitt shot for the November 2008 issue of W? Entertainment Tonight reports the mag will be out out in two weeks and one of the pictures will be of Angelina breastfeeding one of her twins Knox or Vivienne. WOW!"
Is it me or is the thought of a grown man getting over excited about pics of a woman breast feeding (for most likely the one and only time) a baby a bit creepy? WOW? That would rate as a WOW moment? I need a wash.
Edited to add- posted in wrong fucking thread.
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Fuck a duck- below are Mr JJ's very own words:
"...remember those photos that Angie and Brad Pitt shot for the November 2008 issue of W? Entertainment Tonight reports the mag will be out out in two weeks and one of the pictures will be of Angelina breastfeeding one of her twins Knox or Vivienne. WOW!"
Is it me or is the thought of a grown man getting over excited about pics of a woman breast feeding (for most likely the one and only time) a baby a bit creepy? WOW? That would rate as a WOW moment? I need a wash.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 2, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Oh yeah @ 10/02/2008 at 7:12 am Supernanny @ 10/02/2008 at 6:57 am
Lizzie @ 10/02/2008 at 6:54 am
Oh UGLY HAGS i know it hurt to look at the pics of this gorgeous family so just grind and enjoy it ok . or better yet go back to Fugly Females and Downsyndrome-listed you’re post are more apt with those sites.
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OK, here's a little gem from JJ. Apprently, we have Downs...how very nice of the loons.
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Hey there- evening in UK so I guess nobody is here- BUT- I posted this on the Britney thread as I am the very Lizzie they accuse of having Downs. My posts have been deleted but in one I said ‘ I don't wish to fight with you but if it comes to a choice of weapons I shall choose grammar’. I got all sorts of shite and was told I was EVIL to mock those who speak other languages. Eh? They also said did I know that not everyone speaks English- especially in Europe! Fuck me, really? all this time I 've been living in Europe and wondered why shouting didn’t make me understood in France and Spain. JJ's really are morbidly, offensively thick aren't they? The inside of their heads must be like on Westerns when the big dusty things blow through towns only in their case it will be pics of the blessed family. Cunts.
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Shiloh is loosing her cuteness daily. Damn Angie is looking beat.
Shilo is a cutie patootie!
Poor Brad he shacked up with a Loonie he got Loonie.amen.
I'm so over these two and their nonsense, but that kid is so adorable. Shame on whoever put down a smiling, happy 2 year old. Bitter much?
Why is it that she never brushes her kids' hair? Zahara's the only one that has some sort of order to her hairstyles, and even then it's not great.
Whenever I hear "Brangelina" now I picture mounds of dirty diapers.
"WTFOMGLOL" i laughed out loud when i read your comment!
and poor shiloh is pretty ugly.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Shiloh looks like Kurt Cobain with her messy hair. Hee.
Weird. Why are the parents wearing coats (and Brad has on a hat, albeit and ugly one~) and Shiloh has to battle the elements alone? Was it cold?
I agree with you Laila about the Brangeloonies. There ae alot on these blogs who boast of being 57 year old women-They act like teenagers. I'd hate to be a celebrity worshiper when I'm 57. My guess is that many have a lesbian crush on Angelina. Can't think of another reason a woman would be so into her.
Shiloh doesn't look that great here. Her face is looking more like Brad(that lazy look) with Ange's lips. LOL
Here comes Angie Ho and her manny Brad.
Oh I pity you Brad. Pitt definately regets it.
I hate this ugly old hag. I wish nothing but
misery on them. Lets be real she is not pretty.
I don't even know who labled her as beautiful, she is not! She had her 15 minutes of hot it-girl and that time is up. Her golden daugther is not cute either.
Submitted by K2 on October 2, 2008 - 5:25pm
Yeah, I remeber when she did an interview in marie clarie about her perfect family how Zahara would say things like "If I don't have another cookie, then Dad will cry". Yeah that sounds good and cute of a little girl to say but, her dumb ass forgot one thing the kid was like 1 and a half then so there is NO WAY she could have possibly said that. Infact if she was talking at all she was probally learning to say mommy or daddy and little words, definately not speaking in full sentences, All the crap they say never add up. Its like she thinks everyone is a fool and will accept every lie she come up with.
Submitted by Laila on October 2, 2008 - 5:23pm.
You are so right, all the brangeloonies are kids who have no idea who whoregelina is. They just see the fake mother terresa image she has tried to create for herself, and it is a brand for them. Having children and exploiting them is a way for them to make money and brad realized a long time ago that she had trapped him. She desperatly need brad and the kids for attention, but I think right now they are at a breaking point, there is no way to fake love. It's gonna blow up in their face
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Hey Brad !!! Jen is starting to look pretty damn good again, isn't she ? LOL
Tired of them,they are so far from being cool now
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 2, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by K2 on October 2, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Ha ha, you know it. I can already see the interview
reporter :So angelina, how is thing going with brad
whoregelina: The KIDS are great, they are well, everyone is fine. They are the funniest people we've ever met so full of life and character.
That bitch is sooo over rated and full of it. Ugh I can't stand them.
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Bingo. Yeah and when they ask her how the children are adjusting to the new babies, she'll give a flip response about how they all help with the feedings and diaper duty. Then she'll proceed to tell us how Zahara is still the biggest personality in the house, how Maddox and Pax are great older brothers and as usual she won't speak of Shiloh (you know it). After we're done hearing about that, she'll tell us how artistic the twins already are and how they're shit smells like roses. I wish they would hook her up to a lie detector when they interview her! geez.
I don't think they'll ever break up no matter how miserable they get. At this point the "Brangelina" thing is their brand, their identity and the thing that defines them above all. Plus the "I told you so" factor would be massive.
The average Brangeloonie seems to be very young to me. I've got a theory that they're a bunch of teenagers who are at that age where teens are susceptible to fixating on some celeb and idolizing them. But instead of going the boy band route (think Jonas brothers), teen hunk route (think Zac Efron) or flash in the pan musical sensation route (Miley Cyrus or teenaged Britney), they've fixed on Brangelina and Jolie in particular.
Too bad that poll doesn't include Jennifer Aniston or Billy Bob Thornton or I would be robo-voting my ass off just to mess with the Brangeloonies.
Submitted by K2 on October 2, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Ha ha, you know it. I can already see the interview
reporter :So angelina, how is thing going with brad
whoregelina: The KIDS are great, they are well, everyone is fine. They are the funniest people we've ever met so full of life and character.
That bitch is sooo over rated and full of it. Ugh I can't stand them.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on October 2, 2008 - 4:44pm.
But, I'm curious to see how they are going to stage the "happy familiness" at the premier
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I can't wait to see Jolie try and dodge questions. She'll probably downplay the rumors, the depression, the headache of having 6 kids, and just tell us how WONDERFUL life is but that she could use some extra sleep. Her breath will smell like crap from all the bullshit coming out of her mouth. She better bring some Altoids with her. lol! And if Pitt is with her, he'll make sure to put his hand on her ass so that everyone thinks all is well.
Shiloh's amazing and already knows she dominates. How could you not love that!
Angelina looks like her brain has officially stopped working. I cannot even begin to fathom how FUCKED UP I'd be with all those kids.
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
Shiloh's amazing and already knows she dominates. How could you not love that!
Angelina looks like her brain has officially stopped working. I cannot even begin to fathom how FUCKED UP I'd be with all those kids.
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
But, I'm curious to see how they are going to stage the "happy familiness" at the premier
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lol, K2 and pimpcessa, you two crack me up but it's true. Its all for show, I really feel bad for all the kids tho, they get tossed around all the time............and honestly if this kid's parents weren't whoregelina and stu-pitt. No one would be going all goo goo ga ga over her. I think she is about as average as any other kid.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 2, 2008 - 4:09pm.
K2 - And if he doesn't show up she will say that he's got diaper duty. That's probably the truth though. He just came along to make sure she doesn't disapeer to some 3rd world country with his kids never to be seen again.
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lol! You're right. He's probably nervous she'll come back home with another orphan ( you know, to help with her depression!). How long is she going to be in NY that the entire entourage and family had to pack up and fly from another country? Is she staying a few days? a few weeks? She certainly didn't go with him and all the kids when he was at Cannes and in Toronto. She must have him on a short leash at this point. OR maybe they just want to prove the tabloids wrong, so now they put on the "we are a united family who travels together" act.
K2 - And if he doesn't show up she will say that he's got diaper duty. That's probably the truth though. He just came along to make sure she doesn't disapeer to some 3rd world country with his kids never to be seen again.
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K2
Agreed!
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The kid is cute, but can you imagine how much cuter she'd be if her mother ran a comb and shampoo through her hair? SHE'S starting to look like the orphan.
I'll also add that if the two of them show up on the red carpet together, it will be the biggest performance of their life! These two are not in a happy place. Where there's smoke, there's fire.
I find it ironic that they have 6 kids and Jolie is only holding 1!!!!! what a joke. Pitt also only had one baby. Where is all the help and the bodyguards? Oh, that's right , they're not allowed to be photographed because Pitt and Jolie want to look like hands on parents. LMAO! Jolie could atleast hold shiloh and hold one of the others hand. She can't even handle 2 kids at a time. The bodyguards, nannies and pilot must be carrying the other children ..... poor jet lagged kids are probably sleeping! What a crazy unstable dysfunctional lifestyle.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 2:53pm.
LOL - quick, go get a puppy PSL. We already got enough humans! Do you want me to go find a cute pic of Paris when she was Shiloh's age? IT'S A TRICK! PSL LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN.
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Ya know, that is true...I saw a picture of her as a little girl and she looked exactly like my little neice. I couldn't believe it - she was really cute! And now she looks like Big Bird.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
i love the way mangie keeps herself perfectly groomed at all times but her children all look like ragamuffins. shiloh's cute but so are a lot of kids.
Angelina's face looks sunken in, but that little girl is beautiful.
63%?!!!
Damn! I thought I needed a life.
I voted for Mike Rowe :(
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
hahahahha sandbitch....i have the cutest puppy in the world, so all i need to do is look to the left (to the left, to the left....can anyone say to "the left" without singing it now?)
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
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Angelina looks like a hypnotized ghost. Shiloh seems to be saying, "heh heh, she is in my power."
Must-Read Blogging Celebrity?
11% Courtney Love
28% Rosie O'Donnell
14% Kanye West
30% Alec Baldwin (on HuffingtonPost)
15% Gwyneth Paltrow
And Amy Wino is winning in her category, too!
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I voted for Clooney...I would never take sides against the family.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 2, 2008 - 2:47pm.
sorry Sandbitch, whatever I agree or disagree with about Angie and her motives, that kid is fucking stunning to me.
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LOL - quick, go get a puppy PSL. We already got enough humans! Do you want me to go find a cute pic of Paris when she was Shiloh's age? IT'S A TRICK! PSL LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN.
Mrs. K: Different category (but I voted for him) :-)
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Unfortunately they don't allow you to add celebs. Now make the right choice, CLOONEY!!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 2, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Thanks, ladies! Okay, before I vote, should we be smart about this & all vote for the same person
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ALEC BALDWIN!!!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
LOVE ANDERSON
Anything for you mi amore!
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Clooney FTW!
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sorry Sandbitch, whatever I agree or disagree with about Angie and her motives, that kid is fucking stunning to me.
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
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George Clooney it is.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
PSL, she looks like Hilton spawn!
Pimpcessa on October 2, 2008 - 2:37pm
Thanks for the link love muffin.
Iz voted fer Clooney.
Out of sheer spite of course.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Damn, that Shiloh is a beautiful child.
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
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dramaqueen365247
Good call. Let me see if you clean up your cookies you get to vote again...BRB.
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I think we should vote for the same person. Clooney??
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AJ is in the lead, but with only 2000 votes total, it could easily be overran if some people were up for fucking with them. Clooney is in second place with 13%, the orphan collector has something like 63%
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm