Thursday, October 2nd 2008
It's All About The Hair
No, this is not Chris March from Project Runway's newest collection of human hair. It's some hairy shit from the Sonia Rykiel show in Paris yesterday. Hey, at least you won't have to shave your pits when wearing this dress.
Below are a few more WTF fashions from the show. You know Solange is down in her basement working feverishly with her mouse friends trying to recreate this collection using Beyonce's old weave tracks, her son's Superman sheets, a camping tarp, a busted inkjet printer and some dirty socks.
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Oh well isnt that fun! You know what else is fun? my Life Alert All the best, Harry
I am an EX model and submit my life to this.
maybe they saw me walking in Greece.. I bet it! It used to be you would NEVER WEAR FROCKS from a RUNWAY THank god she's bringing this back because I would wear loads from a runway. they're that sexy.
Who the hell is going to wear that shit???
Gross
So Sonia is having an ego trip I guess?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
So to be a fashion designer, you just have to design ridiculous outfits that no one would ever wear in public, except maybe Bjork, and then hire some stick-thin, ugly models to wear them on the runway?
I can do that!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Every one of these models deserves an award for keeping a straight face while wearing that horse shit.
The runway is nutty but her regular clothes and knits are really nice, i dig. Oh and her knit hats are nice too, i have a couple.
Oi! nobody ain't slagging off Sonia Rykiel as long as im alive!
Just FYI:
The face on the dress is the designer: the bright ginger bob + black clothes are her all-time trademark. The dresses are clearly a tribute to her iconic style.
I personally love it.
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I would like that dress if it was the Wendy's girl, braids and all.
Submitted by madam s. on October 2, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Couldn't have said it better.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I wish all caps jim would comment on this fuckery. I'm sure it'd be a classic.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I shit you not- want it!!!
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
Oh, FUCK U GUYS- I want that fucking Superman dress, Right Now!!!!
Sorry but I WOULD def rock that bitch :)
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
The main pic scares me on a deep level. She looks evil.
First thing I thought of were those big bellied men that wear huge top hats over their head and draw faces on their stomachs with the belly button as the mouth.
proving yet again that boys are stupider, as they originate from Jupiter.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
This is not fashion this is the way the designer catches your attention and becomes memorable, everyone is talking about it
yes it sucks but some Paris hitoln girl (too much money not enough brains) will buy it as the latest fashion and start a trend with your kids and they will think its sooo cool ; p
heck add a $400 dollar sticker to those $2 jeans and kids will think is cool
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
i'd pay good money to see the model dressed in the outfit in thumbnail #3 coupled with some sky high stilettos try to walk the runway...oops, there goes an eye...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Bitch needed work!
LMAO at sandbitch's cholaven avie!!
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
EEP! Is that raggedy ass doll PART of the dress???
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Is that passes for fashion nowadays? Dear Lord!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
This shit looks like something out of Zoolander.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
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What the fuck is this shit? I think someone needs to stop dropping acid before sketching their new line.
Retarded!
That's sad when the girl in the Superman Underroos is the best dressed.
a self creating industry that somehow manages to pay themselves unbelievable sums of money
Submitted by kacky on October 2, 2008 - 12:30pm.
You know what pisses me off? Any one of us could have presented this design but we don't, because we have good taste.
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thats what people said when picasso entered his cubist stage.
because of her long seniority in the fashion industry, she gets a pass from me.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Omw, the last thumbnail is skeery!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxW3Ed7GrhQ
I'd only wear this to a Tori Amos concert to impress the gays.
I'm seeing Nicole Kidman giving birth to Sunday Rose.
Submitted by kacky on October 2, 2008 - 12:30pm.
You know what pisses me off?
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I like that opening cuz it makes me go: Please. DO tell!
Yeah, that is some fugly nastiness alright. But it's true. So much of it is about having the courage to show it off with a straight face.
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Designers are really phoning it in lately, huh? They truly no longer give a fuck. Is the perilous state of the global economy getting them down? Afraid not as many rich fools will be buying $6000 boots with no heels?
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
You know what pisses me off? Any one of us could have presented this design but we don't, because we have good taste. So these people make millions just because they have the audacity to show off their bad taste, and the tanorexic cougars all flock to see it.
I'm pissed because I don't have the courage to show off the ugly things I'VE invented.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
This looks like shit that Edina and Patsy would wear...lol. Its crap though...total crapola. Someone crapped and these dresses came out. CRAP!! Did i mention CRAP??
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by BamaDaisy on October 2, 2008 - 12:26pm.
WTF!?!?!?!
I can't believe people actually get paid truck loads of money to design crap like that.
No wonder the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
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Since we're on a fashion thread, how about "hell in a handbag"?
this shit is off the wall.. but its a statement. I love Rykiel.. she's made some beautiful collections over the years. Her designs have become more cheeky recently. Ya think?!
To me, youre not supposed to wear this type of crap anywhere but the runway.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
wow i would totally wear this on a sunday.
o_O
Tracy Turnblad needs to kick all these models in their scraggy malnourished pussy bones.
In all my days, i've NEVER seen such shenaniganz!!
WTF!?!?!?!
I can't believe people actually get paid truck loads of money to design crap like that.
No wonder the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
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haha, That's a bit neat.. But I'm low on meds, and have had zero sleep.. More hair, More hair *brushes Lady Godiva hair down to look like this* I'm so hip to be square!! muah!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I dont' get those fashion shows.. who wears this crap? aside from the skeleton models.
These are fucking ridiculous and the fashion whores who buy this shit are stupid.
OMG That top picture reminds me of Tori Amos during her American Doll Posse look. (the dress)
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
OMG! MK post that recent picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones.....She looks like Shit!
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