Thursday, October 2nd 2008

Hollywood Goes After Yogi

Hollywood is continuing its mass murdering of our classic favorites and this time their ax has gone into the back of Yogi Bear. The evil warlords at Warner Bros. have hired writer Ash Brannon ("Surf's Up") to develop the new feature shit show.

The studio plans to use both live-action and CGI like "Alvin and the Chipmunks." Most of the movie will be live-action, but Yogi, Boo Boo and the other animals will be CGI.

Why make Yogi and Boo Boo CGI?! The only way this crap will work is if they cast John Travolta as Yogi and Tommy Girl as Boo Boo. DUH! Their hungry butts can't wait to play those roles. I'm sure they role-play as Yogi and Boo Boo down in Tommy's Scientology dungeon. They play "hide the baby carrot in the pic-a-nic basket."

And you know "The Jetsons" is next! For real this time.

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Submitted by ophelia_drowns on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by sevenmack on October 2, 2008 - 3:31pm

Then you should see the episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law where Boo Boo is trial for sending bombs in cookie bouquets from his cave in the woods--"The Unabooboo." Amazing.

If you're not a fan of homoeroticism, though, you might want to skip the second half of the episode, where Harvey wakes up in Boo Boo's bed and Boo Boo rides in on a horse announcing he made brunch.

CGI kills.

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Submitted by peaches on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 7:21pm.

"Why make Yogi and Boo Boo CGI?! The only way this crap will work is if they cast John Travolta as Yogi and Tommy Girl as Boo Boo. DUH!"

LMFAO!!!!!oh man, MK, you kill me!

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Submitted by Jem on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 7:17pm.

YOGI! BOO BOO! Nooooooooo

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 4:35pm.

I used to love the Jestsons movie when I was younger.

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Submitted by roxie on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 4:11pm.

The Jetsons was cool, I thought it was so futuristic.

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Submitted by Jadedkitten on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 3:58pm.

WHO EVER APPORVED THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE SHOOT IN THE FUCKING FACE

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Submitted by sevenmack on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 3:31pm.

They began desecrating Yogi a few years ago when they hired the creator of "Ren and Stimpy" to create a series of cartoons based on Hanna-Barbera characters. One result was "Ranger Smith", a four-cartoon series that essentially had such homoerotic scenes as Yogi and Ranger Smith wrestling with each other (along with the ass-stuck-out-for-fucking drawing that made "Ren and Stimpy" so famous). But unlike R&S, "Ranger Smith" wasn't funny. At all.

The one episode I saw was so bad I was longing to watch the worst of Adult Swim material such as "Three-Ounce Mouse." Hell, I would have watched "Scooby and Scrappy Doo" just to wash out that experience.

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 3:24pm.

Boo Boo is a homicidal maniac. I can tell by his bow tie.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 2:27pm.

Leave my Yogi alone! Bastards!

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Submitted by birdie on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:52pm.

More proof that Hollywood is creatively and morally dead. Makes them more fun to laugh at.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 2:05pm.

Wait. That girl bear is a whore. She wears a skirt but sashays around bear boobes!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:50pm.

CARROTTOPALINA!!!!!
Where were you last night???

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:29pm.

I wish I could get my hands on a mattayogi.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:25pm.

STUPID dumb RETARDED dumb ASININE dumb dumb DUMB!!!!

*growls and shakes fist!!*

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Submitted by Lisa Marie on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:21pm.

And the movie industry wonders why they aren't making money anymore. Instead of blaming 'pirating' on lost revenue, they should be taking a long hard look at all the shit that is spewing out of their studios.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:17pm.

Those fuckers!

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:16pm.

I do Not approve

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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:15pm.

this makes me sad :(

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:13pm.

Now you know that Travolta will want to play Cindy Bear instead of Yogi. I can already see Brendan Fraser as Ranger Smith.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 1:06pm.

Yeah - I wondered why Yogi had not been raped and pillaged yet.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:57pm.

In Alvin and the Chipmunks, Simon goes "Two Girls, One Cup" on a fresh butt nugget from Theodore... nothing can surprise me now.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:57pm.

And this is why:

Alcohol and Sex: 31% of men and 33% of women said that in some circumstances they needed to get drunk to have sex – to manage anxiety, so they’d have an excuse, or, for men at least, to make it easier to have sex with someone “ugly”

hahahah.. j/k

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:56pm.

Hey she's topless!
(I am a dork...lol)

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:56pm.

no...
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:55pm.

Wow, Boomerang network is filled with inspiration.

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Submitted by missy on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:55pm.

lol okie!!

eew, those "CGI" or whatever the new chipmunks are are frickin SCARY!!

man, shit is so effin crazy these days.. LEAVE YOGI ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
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Submitted by electrifried on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:54pm.

okay, live action and cgi....srsly wth is wrong with these movie execs!?!? Look what happened to TMNT!!

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:54pm.

Insert Luke Skywalker imitation here.....

NNOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

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Submitted by Carmeloh on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:54pm.

Lame!!

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Submitted by electrifried on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:54pm.

omg i LOVEEE this show...they better not ruin it!

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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:54pm.

Wow I hated Yogi, Alvin, The Filnstones, The Jetsons and Smurfs. I was more of a Tom and Jerry, Pink Panther fan, I could watch those shows for HOURS.
Oh and Cares Bears were my shit.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:52pm.

Dayum, Who is that Foxxay female snuggley bear! She can twirl my brella!!!

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