May Contain Nuts
If you're like me, then every now and again you like a nice pair of nuts in your mouth, but this is ridiculous! A Siberian man who goes by the name of Ljubomir Erovic has released an e-cookbook on the Internet that features several recipes with the family jewels being the main ingredient. Nasty. Was Jeffrey Dahmer one of his past sous-chefs? Probably not, because Ljubomir only uses the balls of bulls, stallions, ostriches, pigs and turkeys.
The nutty cookbook includes recipes like testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.
Ljubomir tells the Daily Mail that testicles can be a powerful aphrodisiac. That's funny, because thinking about eating them makes me want to vomit from my mouth, not from my peen.
He said: "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles. All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course." At least he draws the line somewhere.
Click here to download "Cooking with Balls." I know what you're having for dinner tonight. And I can't wait to see what's coming next from this publisher. Cooking with Jizz by Parasite Hilton?
Thanks JR
I just threw up in my mouth.
I am supposed to be doing research, but I decided to skim Dlisted, since it's my favorite site. I was scrolling and when I first saw the man's face, i thought this was Russell Crowe. I fully expected to read about how he packed on the pounds for his new role, LOL.
I am editing my text and I forgot what I was going to type. mmmmm ballz.
Mmmmmmmmm Balls If I was a Ball I'd want to be cooked by Ljubomir Erovic that name sounds like a mouthful itself! I need a nap.
Serbia (country in South-East Europe) -> Serbian
Siberia (region of Northern Asia, Russia) -> Siberian
Americans :)))
Parisite takes her jizz al dente.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Tristram on October 3, 2008 - 12:06am.
Ikea Swedish meatballs really are the best meatballs around.
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What about Swedish meatballs? I order them at Ikea all the time.
Pete Schweddy: Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year - Zucchini Bread, Fruitcake.. but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my Balls.
Teri Rialto: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete.
Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season's Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it.
Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth's watering just thinking about those Balls!
Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls.
Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now?
Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out.
I don't know about bull balls but my grandmother always smelled like moth balls.
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MMMM, deep fried BALLS in Baby Batter. I'd eat that shit here in Dallas any day!
I never knew ostriches and turkeys had balls. I never saw any dangling from any kind of bird, for that matter. Lamb testicles (aka lamb fries) are the best kind of balls to eat, though. Taste just like chicken!
Dude.. He's Serbian, not Siberian.. Only a Serbian could come up with that shit.. Siberians don't have animals with balls. It's so cold, they can't grow any..
lol...battered testicles. I wonder how many men cringe at the thought of that recipe.
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gag..barf
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Wyle E on October 2, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by Deb on October 2, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Balls pie with grated *cheese*! LOL
LOL! Better than Fromunda cheese!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
YUCK!
I just can't believe people eat anything! I mean I have been know to lick balls (and I like it a lot)
but EAT them? That's just nasty!
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HOT Men, HOT fun!
Black pudding is equally disgusting... and what about bugs and other weird stuff people eat all the time and is considered delicatessen? Eating testicles is not an usual practice in Serbia, but I suppose there are people who think it's delicacy... ew.
It's just meat, y'all. *pops fried turkey balls in mouth* Iffin' you call 'em nuggets, it's all the same.
Battered testicles!
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
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Why do people mix Siberia and Serbia? Not even close, bro.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 2, 2008 - 1:39pm.
LCT: Thank you for restoring my future ex-hubby to your avvie. I missd-ed him :)
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You better marry and divorce him quick then, 'cause my ovaries are yearning for his swimmers.
That sounded a little too creepy.
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sorrry ..he's not going to have any swimmers left EVER after I'm done with him. giggles how's that for creepy? OK, now I'm scaring myself.
It's not uncommon to eat testicles. Here in Canada, "prairie oysters" are a delicacy. Anyone wants couple recipies - here you are:
http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/RockyMtnOyster.htm
Not knowing what it was, I had a bowl of testicle soup in Russia once a long time ago. The soup was actually delicious, but I haven't touched the stuff since! Just can't knowingly eat that.
I may never eat again.
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Uuumm.. Michael K, he's not SIBERIAN, he's SERBIAN. ;]
Snowy, don't know if you saw the update I gave TITS last night about my NY situation, but I have some news for ya!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
DTW oh yeah, thanks! that show is too damn much for my vegetarian tum tum! ewwwwwwwwww
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Ewww!
I do love Ox-tail!
YUMMY
M.E. but was the hangover gone? lol
LCT!!
Pack up the van, we are headed to Hollywood.
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Click on the 300 star vid.
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Submitted by dementa on October 2, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Men, you may now cross your legs and turn green.
Seriously, I stopped trusting cooks once I found out that steak and kidney pie actually HAS kidneys in it. I'm not a man, and this testicle thing still gives me the willies.
Mmmmmmmmmm steak and kidneys, yum, kidney is scrumptious :o)
Clarisse- i dont doubt that!! Hahahahaha!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on October 2, 2008 - 1:39pm.
LCT: Thank you for restoring my future ex-hubby to your avvie. I missd-ed him :)
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You better marry and divorce him quick then, 'cause my ovaries are yearning for his swimmers.
That sounded a little too creepy.
Snowpiece, that's Bizarre Food with Andrew Zimmern! I love that show.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
I have this book, but the few times I cooked balls all I wanted to do was pop them in my mouth, roll them around my tongue, and then I would eat a banana and be satisfied. So I never got to actually eating the balls, if you know what I mean.
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El B.,
I've had my share of balls in my mouth, but i'm not swallowin them!
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Men, you may now cross your legs and turn green.
Seriously, I stopped trusting cooks once I found out that steak and kidney pie actually HAS kidneys in it. I'm not a man, and this testicle thing still gives me the willies.
What....the...blazing...f*ck.
I'm sorry. I don't care what you say. That is some NASTY STUFF.
Never. Of ALL the parts of the animal, why their balls? That is so sick.
SNUFFY!!
OMG!!! I don't want my dog running around with a dried bull penis in his mouth!!!!!
The other dogs will call him geyh!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
what's that show with the fat guy and he tastes all the most digusting dishes around the world?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Oh sweet jebus...Menudo. I ate it once in HS to cure a hangover, it wasn't until AFTER I ate it I asked what was in it.
*barfs*
Never. Again.
People on here are so picky! There are some people in the world who'd gobble that down!! Think about that!! yum yum yum
Testicles=frozen balls on a stick.
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Thanks to watching Bizarre Foods, I don't find this to be too gross. I've seen worse things be eaten.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
A pleasant post for the lunchtime crowd...eh MK?!
But then again.. I have eaten cow's stomach ( menudo) to cure my hangovers.
well, at least we know where Brad Pitt's cojones went. hope they were good.
that bloody pie on the cover is the most disgusting thing I have seen in quite a while.
LCT: Thank you for restoring my future ex-hubby to your avvie. I missd-ed him :)
madam s, they have Cock Soup at most chinatown convenience stores... my local grocer also stocks huge bottles of Cock Sauce.
also, next time you're in a pet store check out a Bully Stick treat... it's a PEEN!!!
rocky mountain oysters and all. lol
at least they are cooked
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