May Contain Nuts
If you're like me, then every now and again you like a nice pair of nuts in your mouth, but this is ridiculous! A Siberian man who goes by the name of Ljubomir Erovic has released an e-cookbook on the Internet that features several recipes with the family jewels being the main ingredient. Nasty. Was Jeffrey Dahmer one of his past sous-chefs? Probably not, because Ljubomir only uses the balls of bulls, stallions, ostriches, pigs and turkeys.
The nutty cookbook includes recipes like testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.
Ljubomir tells the Daily Mail that testicles can be a powerful aphrodisiac. That's funny, because thinking about eating them makes me want to vomit from my mouth, not from my peen.
He said: "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles. All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course." At least he draws the line somewhere.
Click here to download "Cooking with Balls." I know what you're having for dinner tonight. And I can't wait to see what's coming next from this publisher. Cooking with Jizz by Parasite Hilton?
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Oh goodness, that looks DELICIOUS! I hope they have a recipe in there that combines balls with chicken brains. That would be the ultimate delicassy. I'm getting so hungry just looking at these pictures!
Sweet Jesus. Lunch is going to have to wait a couple more hours now.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 2, 2008 - 1:17pm.
I'm fucking eating cottage cheese, dude. Thanks.
You think this is disgusting yet you're eating your own ass!!! Astonished! :o)
Submitted by Deb on October 2, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Balls pie with grated *cheese*! LOL
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I like my balls where I can see them. ON MY CHIN!
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I thought lambs fry was made of lambs kidneys??
Why do so many countries need so many foods that 'make you strong' e.g. virile. Is there a lot of erectile dysfunction out there that I didn't know about?
But this is not really any more disgusting than eating any other kind of offal. Its all a bit gross to my mind.
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aeternitas in complexu tuo
I wonder if any of these recipes call for cheese...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
TAKE.IT.AWAY!
I thought it said 'Cooking with Balls', by LUBE Erotic.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
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LOL! I like how he became a "vegetarian" in prison. Still dude ain't got nothing on Ed Gein.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
If you are at a restraunt and Lamb Fries is on the menu, it is sheep balls.
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Nice. I'm eating my fucking lunch.
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I am not necessarily against balls in my mouth, but this is going too far
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urghs.. If someone wants to vomit a little bit more: google "armin meiwes"
Ever hear of Rocky Mountain Oysters????
The best thing I've ever found in an asian market was a package of delicious "Cock Soup". I bought them all and sent them to friends, but have never been able to find it again.
Why is it always the "stallion" that is the powerful aphrodisiac and not, like the gerbil or the squirl? Stupid, like this post now that I've read it back to myself.
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 2, 2008 - 1:21pm.
lol.. my uncles used to tell my male cousins that eating bull balls will make them more manly...go figure..
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That kinda thinking is more common than you think. And it has some merit.
All I have to say is THANK GAWD I'm a very womanly woman who doesn't need any help thank you very much.
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dude, look (well dont actually) at that fcuking bloody balls pie in the backgorund
NAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wrong on so many different levels.
Seriously, I gagged.
Regurgitated Pimento Loaf, deep fried.
This is the most disgusting post MK has ever posted.
And I saw Shitney's period panties.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Wrong on so many different levels.
hahaha salem!
even though Im female, I find myself clenching my crotch over this... just... no.
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Holy fuck MK!!!! *gouges out eyeballs*
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lol.. my uncles used to tell my male cousins that eating bull balls will make them more manly...go figure..
Jesus its bad enough you make us suck them now you want us to EAT THEM!!!
I'm surprised this book isn't being written by Andrew Zimmern that guy is ALWAYS eating testicals.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I'm just...um...bleck!
*slams door while leaving post*
I don't even HAVE balls (not even someone elses!) and that makes me say: OUCHIE!
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I have cooked and eaten bull balls
they are not bad
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
*projectile vomits*
disgusting...and i don't want to read any more of this...ever...
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I'm fucking eating cottage cheese, dude. Thanks.
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