Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Dear CZJ, Your Make-Up Artist Screwed You Over!
Catherine Zeta-Jones showed up to the Global Leadership Awards Gala in NYC last night looking like she put on her own make-up using a jumbo piece of sandpaper. All that bronze caca on her mug makes it look like we can go rock climbing on her face.
When your face looks like Tommy Girl's ass after a 4-hour spanking party, it's time chop off the fingers of your make-up artist and stop getting Drano peels. And I'm sure looking at Michael Douglas' withering worm every day doesn't help.
ShareThis
Submitted by Big L on October 2, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I'll bet he can be one mean SOB,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
His dad was one SOB, and as you know, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree
Or so my mama used to say.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Strange, she doesn't look like her. That main pic kinda reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal and erm, Tara Reid? Aack.
Oh my! What the hell happened to her? Sheesh. She must have pissed her makeup artist off or something. Ew. Doesn't even look like her.
Makes me realise the magic of makeup. Can turn a hag like this into a beauty.
.•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•->
"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I love how they say she is about to turn 39...PULEEZE...bitch is 45 at least!! Maybe older by the looks of these pictures.
No lipstick...clumpy mascara...basically no eye liner and really crappy hair. Looks to me like she had a bad chemical peel too...ugh! No wonder she doesn't seem to work anymore...who would pay her looking like that?
^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Christ...I could have done a better job blindfolded! WTF? The one area she really needed all that makeup, her pimple infested chin, was neglected.
My nanna has better looking false teeth.
Catherine really looks like shit without all that black eyeliner she used to wear.
She looks like me when I put my make up in hurry...but then I usually take a look at my mirror and fix that! WTF I cant believe she went out like that..
She may have been crying....He is barely holding her hand in one pix, and only has his next to her's in the other....I'll bet he can be one mean SOB, but she can probably be one mean BITCH....
no lipstick??? that´s what i do, when i´m not in the mood for dressing up.i mean, her hair looks like shit, her dress is horrible, her make up is way too simple... maybe she had a raction to chemical peeling, and she didn´t feel pretty enough to make an effort. happens to every girl/woman. i think she looks tired and not really wanting to be there...
**whatever**
Her hairline suggests that the laser doc is probably making a fortune keeping the rest of that jungle in check.
oy...czj used to be lovely...now she looks older than the age she refuses to say she actually is...
and i wonder if michael douglas has swung his penis to other chicks...he supposedly has a sex addiction...
_____________________________________________
if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
It looks like her makeup artist just put bronzer on her nose and forgot the rest of her face.
Does she even act anymore? The last movie I saw her in was No Reservations and before that I think it was Traffic.
I'm sure Michael didn't say anything about how fug she looks, cuz he can't fucking see.
Geezer.
And her mascara is all clumpy.
Maybe she was crying, so her nose got puffy, her mascara clumped, she blew her nose and then 'powdered' but she had the wrong color with her.
Or maybe I'm thinking about this too much.
OUCH! Wha happen mang?! I don't think I've ever had such an abrupt 180 about wanting to do someone...as I have in this instance.Thanx for nothin' MK.
I hate that dress. It looks like she's wearing a king-size pillowcase with a piece of velcro over her shoulder to hold it up.
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by Cindyloo on October 2, 2008 - 3:31pm.
I'm wondering if she had some procedure done and the makeup was done like that to cover it up.
**
thats what I thought.
face is skeery, but those earrings!! *swoon*
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Brooke Burke's Older sister Catherine awoke realizing she was late for the Awards Gala and does not shower or reapply fresh makeup.
She looks like Posh's ugly sister...
**********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxW3Ed7GrhQ
whoever the doctor is who gave czj and posh their noses needs to have their medical license taken away
I'm wondering if she had some procedure done and the makeup was done like that to cover it up.
________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Michael Douglas is stealing her youth....that's what happens when you married an old peepaw.
She pulled a Britney - totally thinking that she can put her makeup on just a good as anyone else! And she was wrong. Those clumpy lashes and cheeto bronzer look like shit!
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pudgy face and pimples.. possibly pregnant?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Lucky Charms - what is a package store?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's where they sell alky hall
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sweet peaches and cream you americans are oddities to me some days. In Ontario growing up we had a choice. Liquor was bought at the LCBO (liq control board of ontario) and beer was purchased at the cunningly named 'Beer Store'.
You could get imported beer in the liquor store only.
Neither were open on Sunday and they didn't sell snacks, smokes or lottery tickets.
You even had to fill out a little form with one of those small customs pencils that had your order on it and a unionized well paid clerk would go get your booze that was all kept behind the counter. Very civilized and orderly. The store smelled nice too - clean like.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I think it's just because She's not wearing her fake eyelashes... and she usually darkens her brows i think. This is what celebs ACTUALLY look like- like us!
There has been debate over her "real" age for sometime now.
Bronzer above the lip??? NO!
I agree, she doesn't look like she normally does and yes, she has a WC Fields nose. Her face is as red as his nose, lol. It's just weird to me that she looks so different, so not her, and it doesn't seem to just be a bad picture/angle. Weird.
I really don't think thats her guys....I mean she looks all weird unless she has had some crazy plastic surgery that no one knew about..but then why whould she look uglier?
That's the kind of dress that you wear when going out to gorge yourself. Nobody will see the tummy expansion. Haha. Bacon/cheese fries anyone??
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
HAHA! This is so a Bridget Jones 'makeup on in the car' situation.
WTF! Who applies bronzer under the NOSE??? Bitch crazy. Also if she is a day under 50, then I am a chipmunk.
Also, check out her hairline. Electrolysis, honey, look into it, before the circus comes calling.
RE: zits - Catherine Zita Jones!
agirl, come ON. She is NOT 50. You must be a chipmunk...lol
I'd say 42-43 tops.....
************************************************
I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
-Melissa Etheridge
Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 2, 2008 - 3:13pm.
christine the hoff
Nice dress,
Seriously?? You like that dress?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ooooooooooh, my thoughts exactly.
Of course if it was me I'd be wearing sweats and Crocs!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Oh, I like the color and the dress has a nice drape to it, not crazy about the neckline, but m point is, sad as this is to use as a standard, i"ve never seen her pie goods.
-----------------------------------------------
But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
LOL~~~~~~~
Coma Caca!!
Holy hell. I had a girl crush on her at the age of 15 (5 years ago)... what the fuck happened!?
******************************************
I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Lucky Charms - what is a package store?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
it's where they sell alky hall
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Lucky Charms - what is a package store? Is that a sex thing? and why do you need to be there at 9am?
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
No make-up at all could not even possibly be worse than this!
Alright, if no one else will say it I will:
She's got a W. C. Fields nose.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Wow, she looks very bad in these pictures. Kind of pug, and the skin is awful. At the end of the day, she's not all that stunning when you take away Photoshop...
OMG why God why?
bronzer???????? really?????
:( she was one of the pretty people.. like REALLY pretty. I should take some joy in this but I can't... IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF US. :p
this is what i was talking about......There's no excuse for a Rich person to have bad skin!!!!
Seriously whatta hell happened to her!
***********************************************
"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
First pic I've ever seen of her looking genuinely happy and normal.
Can't stand the simpering bitch otherwise.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
christine the hoff
Nice dress,
Seriously?? You like that dress?
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
How can a 50yr old have such bad skin??
And the clumpy mascara, no lips and acne...there's NO EXCUSE, when you're that wealthy. There are so many options. Poor lady looks HIT.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.