Whatever You Say, Sharon
Mensa's most famous NOT-member, Sharon Stone, is denying that she wanted to Botox her son's feet because they smelled like shit. In court papers released a couple of days ago, a judge stated that Sharon wanted her 8-year-old son Roan to get Botoxed in the feet to cure his foot odor.
Sharon's lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly: "This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wanted to have her young 8 year-old son undergo Botox treatment at this time for his feet. Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication. Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."
I believe the lawyer. She didn't want to Botox her son. She wanted to use some rare snake venom only found in the Amazon. And she didn't want to inject his feet with it. She wanted to use it on his lips. 8-year-olds talk so much, so she figured if she pumped up his lips a bit, it would slow him down.
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She's a Mensa member. Right. And my apartment has a Better Homes and Gardens seal of approval.
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She is le' cookoo! Cookoo! cookoo!
Crazy Sharon is at it again. She would be just funny if she weren't raising little children.
OK, I don't know if the flash of the camera is washing out her wrinkles (along with the Botox) or what, but she looks 10-15 years younger in that pic.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 2, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Mike Hawk, I love that your user name is Mike Hawk. Hee hee.
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I wonder if he knows Mike Hunt?
we're such a bunch of tards.
edit - well fuck. great minds think alike, fools never differ.
I wonder if oh nevermind.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 2, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Mike Hawk on October 2, 2008 - 7:09pm.
If she really loved her son, she wouldn't have named him 'Roan'. Isn't that a color of a horse?
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It actually refers to mixed colors of a horse-- white hairs mixed with a darker base color, to be exact. The NAME Roan (variant of Rowan) however, is Gaelic in origin and can be used for a boy or girl. Although it's not as common in the US it is more common in Ireland, England and even Scotland, so she is probably honoring her roots.
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haha 'roots'.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 2, 2008 - 9:37pm.
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When is that ever a bad thing? ;)
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 2, 2008 - 9:37pm.
angel_i, I couldn't possibly love you any more than I already do. :0)
Unless you changed your name to Phil McCracken.
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Haha!
I'll think about it!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I'll have champagne... *sips* Cheers! Lets toast to the little dear. He was only tiny, but he made our lives joyful for but a brief moment. *clinks*
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angel_i, I couldn't possibly love you any more than I already do. :0)
Unless you changed your name to Phil McCracken.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
@MyTwoCents:
Jinx on me! I owe you a beer!
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 2, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Mike Hawk, I love that your user name is Mike Hawk. Hee hee.
Carry on.
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But how much would you love ME if I changed my name to Mike Hunt??? ;p
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 2, 2008 - 9:02pm.
I can't believe there's not a Mike Hunt or a Hugh Jarse in here.
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Oh but thanks a lot cuz now I'm totally paranoid.. I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME. *tries to look sexier*
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That's very kind of you. Thank you.:)
I don't think about what I'm going to say before I say it 90% of the time, which may or may not be a bad thing but that's how I roll. :P
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Mike Hawk, I love that your user name is Mike Hawk. Hee hee.
Carry on.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
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LOL!!!! You kill me. If I posted everytime you made me laugh my computer would die from overuse.
And there are others out there too. I won't name all names. I'll just sit here and giggle myself into a stupor.
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Submitted by Mike Hawk on October 2, 2008 - 7:09pm.
If she really loved her son, she wouldn't have named him 'Roan'. Isn't that a color of a horse?
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It actually refers to mixed colors of a horse-- white hairs mixed with a darker base color, to be exact. The NAME Roan (variant of Rowan) however, is Gaelic in origin and can be used for a boy or girl. Although it's not as common in the US it is more common in Ireland, England and even Scotland, so she is probably honoring her roots.
Actually, if we all wanted to be careful not to name our kids something that also means something else, well...we better just start naming them grunting noises, because almost every first name also means something else.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Or do the Tina Fey thing: look cute, shoot pretend guns in the air *pop* *pop* and finish with a cutesy pose. I love Tina Fey.
OT: Fugarama-dingdong
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Bitch looks like she probably mixes botox with her vodka.
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I had botox injections in my fingers. It hasnt' takne affect yeeeeet;aijn;?LKnvl n
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 8:44pm.
and then say something dismissive about the "media" and roll her eyes.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
If she's gonna back peddle she could learn a thing or two from Palin. "No, I didn't say that botox was appropriate...I...I...I said it was most inappropriate and... and... LOOK! I can see Russia over there! *runs away*
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I once stepped on a piece of glass and had to get a Novocaine shot up through the ball of my foot in order for it to be removed. First I screamed, then I kicked the doctor in the side of the head (reflex, I swear). I wouldn't wish it on a dog, let alone an eight year-old. Sharon Stone may THINK she's a MENSA member, but she has shit for common sense.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I sure hope someone is watching out for the other two kids she adopted who don't have a father to protect them!
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I'm taking over!
She never said that? I guess the judge just made it up and next they'll be telling you that Anne Hathaway doesn't like anal sex.
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Sharon Stone is a panty-pudding sucking WHORE.
Her movies all suck, too. Gloria, Simpatico, Sliver...mutha fuck...I threw up on my Sphere DVD rental from Blockbuster, it was so bad. BITCH CUNT PIG FUCKIN TWAT.
If she really loved her son, she wouldn't have named him 'Roan'. Isn't that a color of a horse?
I hate admitting this, but she looks really young. I'd almost think she were pretty if she didn't have such a crazy personality.
Soak the feet in tomato juice. I heard somewhere that helps, especially when a skunk cums on you or whatever it is they srapy on you.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Ok, they need to leave that poor kid's feet alone already! Shit! he's probably the kid with most talked about feet by now.....
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Let's see...
Do I believe the legal documents from a court proceeding or do I believe the whackadoo?
HA! XD
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Surfing the apocalypse.
My avie says:
"We all go a little crazy sometimes..."
I choose to believe this, because as Starsign said, she is evil. And batshit crazy.
Clearly, looking at her face, she thinks Botox is the solution for EVERYTHING.
Ahhhh Jim......your wisdom is forever enlightening. ;D
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Ive said it before and I'll say it again Sharon Stone is EVIL! Evil and batshit crazy. From the wearing of animal skins to wanting to botox an eight year olds feet. Lord have mercy she is one nutty bitch.
I fear for her 3 kids, I really do.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD BOPTOX ANY PART OF AN 8 YEAR OLD???
fucking christ.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 2, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Edit - never mind.
Not getting into this discussion here.
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TOO LATE!!! :)
I always enjoy your posts, BTW
I WAS wondering why you brought that up. Never a good idea, IMHO, [snip] [haha]
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penis comments are always appropriate here. aren't they?
say yes.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Whatever you may think of the crazy beyotch, that's some pretty good plastic surgery she's had done. The face is remarkably youthful looking...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 2, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Edit - never mind.
Not getting into this discussion here.
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TOO LATE!!! :)
I always enjoy your posts, BTW
I WAS wondering why you brought that up. Never a good idea, IMHO, though frankly I had no intention of getting into any kind of discussion other than stating what I already stated.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 2, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 2, 2008 - 5:32pm.
The point of comparison is in the needless manipulation of children's physical constitutions to appease the parent.
Why are you bringing up time scales?
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Jewish baby boys are circumcised at eight days old. See, it was a joke.
And regardless what you or I think of circumcision, it is not merely "culturally significant." It is religiously significant.
It is an indelible mark of the relationship between a Jew and G-d.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Edit - never mind.
Not getting into this discussion here.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
and this will go on and on and on to keep her name in press. Guess there is no bad publicity for these attention whores.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 2, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Sharon should have just said that the botox held great cultural significance to her family.
Circumcision anybody? :)
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Well, then, she should have started with the Botox when he was eight days old.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on October 2, 2008 - 5:28pm.
While Sharon Stone is a genuinely fascinating woman, the fact that she's not a member of Mensa and has never been means that I will now have to find a new religion.
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Geena Davis is a Mensa member.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Hmm.
She has wonderful teeth.
Sharon should have just said that the botox held great cultural significance to her family.
Circumcision anybody? :)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
While Sharon Stone is a genuinely fascinating woman, the fact that she's not a member of Mensa and has never been means that I will now have to find a new religion.
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