Whatever You Say, Sharon
Mensa's most famous NOT-member, Sharon Stone, is denying that she wanted to Botox her son's feet because they smelled like shit. In court papers released a couple of days ago, a judge stated that Sharon wanted her 8-year-old son Roan to get Botoxed in the feet to cure his foot odor.
Sharon's lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly: "This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wanted to have her young 8 year-old son undergo Botox treatment at this time for his feet. Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication. Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."
I believe the lawyer. She didn't want to Botox her son. She wanted to use some rare snake venom only found in the Amazon. And she didn't want to inject his feet with it. She wanted to use it on his lips. 8-year-olds talk so much, so she figured if she pumped up his lips a bit, it would slow him down.