Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Sad Or Drunk?
The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she's still trying to figure it out.
Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She's trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.
I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I'd rather hear Cacee's high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica's ear-killing croak one more time.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 11:51pm.
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Who is that? She's a beauty... DO NOT EVEN TELL ME THAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOU IN THOSE PICS cuz that is too much damn pretty in one place.
Body shots!!!!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
We need a dlisted drinking game.
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Everytime I post, and my avie is a frog, have a shot.
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I should have stated - ANOTHER drinking game.
I'm not drunk, but I wanna be. "HINT".
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 2, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Edited to add: But I'm not drinking so much I would order any of that Leviticus Jewelry over there on the right-hand column. Hideous!
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Yeah, but we all looked. That's all MK asks of us! So take another drink!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
***Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
We need a dlisted drinking game.
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Why do we need a game? Just drink! I sure am. :)
Edited to add: But I'm not drinking so much I would order any of that Leviticus Jewelry over there on the right-hand column. Hideous!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 11:50pm.
We should live blog the US election...hehe
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er... remember how long it took for election results 8 years ago? so YAY - email MK.
every time he says 'gay kitten' we take a drink.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 11:50pm.
We should live blog the US election...hehe
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Yeah. Because I am in dire need of some fun new ideas for insults and profanity.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
We need a dlisted drinking game.
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Drinking Heferweizen is a drinking game of its own.
It tastes like flowers with undertones of salami.
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
We need a dlisted drinking game.
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Everytime I post, and my avie is a frog, have a shot.
Hey speakit:
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaV0aFqXWNw
ONT:
DAYUM! You guys are posting like crazy!
On CHESTICA:
Jealous
Egghead
Selling
Sex
Under
Cuntry
Klass
Act.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
We should live blog the US election...hehe
The face of realization that she is a talentless bimbo.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Odorous
Boarish
Androgenous
Mouthbreathing
Alligator
Not
A
Democrat
Either
Republican
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
We need a dlisted drinking game.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Has anyone here ever had Heferwisen (sp?) beer?
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No, but I've had about ten thousand bottles of Popov over the last 15 years.
@Tonic. You know I've missed you thiiiiiiiiiissssssssss much, so I will expect you to slip me a lil' tongue, lady!
Been
In
DC
Elect
November
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Prudish
Aging
Laconic
Idiotic
Narcissist
HOWZAT!
Pruuuuuuuuune
She looks too damned much like Britney. Seriously..cover her mouth up and she could BE Britney.
*kisses nitwitty*
I've been trying to think of a good Palin acronym for like 10 min.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
You realize that she probably isn't gloomy, she's just trying to look pouty for the paps.
IG! Don't even go there. You know you plotted this course, many hours earlier in the day..
Meanwhile..back at the ranch... D is for Dildo, mama.
Pathetic
Automotized
Lipsticked
Inbred
Neophyte
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by NitWitty on October 2, 2008 - 11:30pm.
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*bows down to Nitty's word-whoriness*
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Why is Caycee Corn-cobb smuggling Smarties out of that restaurant?
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Maybe
Cancerous
After
Illicit
Negotiations
Old
Brother
Asks
My
Alliance
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Has anyone here ever had Heferwisen (sp?) beer?
If the lighting was a little more harsh, that pic would make an excellent mugshot.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 11:25pm.
snorting absinthe.
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Googly eyes AND radioactive green boogers! Where do I sign up?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 11:21pm.
I didn't click on the closeups until now. What kind of magic alcohol makes your eyes point in different directions??
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snorting absinthe.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 2, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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Haha, this shit just writes itself! :)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
I didn't click on the closeups until now. What kind of magic alcohol makes your eyes point in different directions??
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 11:18pm.
I think Serial Miller is gonna fight me in the CZetaJones thread!
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Just spray paint SLUT on her post.. she'll run.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 2, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Licks
On
Hos
And
Nads
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Oh that is BEAUTIFUL! *golf claps*
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I think Serial Miller is gonna fight me in the CZetaJones thread!
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annoying as they are....maybe if the hairy-armed fucker would get his hands off them, she wouldn't be wailing as loud.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 2, 2008 - 11:14pm.
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HAHAHA!!! That is perfect!
@IG..bwhahahaa...Hey, PSL! Damn, look at the ho's up in the joint tonight!
Verrrrry
Invigorated
Going
Gonad
Overload
Sorry, I'll take the beating for that one. As long as I'm doing the beating on him.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
***Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 11:11pm.
P-pathetic
R-ruddy
I-idiopathic
C-chicken cutlets
E-... I can't think of another E! :(
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Oh, I have the perfect 'E' for her!
E-COLI!
HAHAHAHAHA!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Heeheeheehee. angel_i said I looked like a diner hostess.
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I'd say car rental agent at the airport.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 2, 2008 - 8:08pm.
*Mounts noble steed and races to be with LCT*
*Runs a warming bath, with rose petals and glass of wine waiting for LCT*
*Warms bathrobe*
There you are fair madien! If only I could cure your cold too...
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Wow.... you're my new favourite. XOXOXO that wasn't even real and I feel better.
Slutty
Idle
Easy
No
No hole
A - on forhead
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Jealous
Egomaniac
Nasty
Narcissistic
Irrelevant
Fat
Evil
Reptile
Lousy
Obtuse
Pathetic
Empty
Z-lister
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
HAHA! Sky Bitch beat me!
P-paparazzi
H- hooker
O-overexposed
E-egoist
B-brainless
E-embarrassment
P-pathetic
R-ruddy
I-idiopathic
C-chicken cutlets
E-... I can't think of another E! :(
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Heeheeheehee. angel_i said I looked like a diner hostess.
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Partially
Erect
Rotund
Effing
Zer (as in LahooooZaherrrr)
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Licks
On
Hos
And
Nads
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
NITTY!!!!!!
I'm sure this was said before, but she looks like Britney to me, in this pic.
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I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this love anyway?
-Melissa Etheridge
I wonder if she's gonna release another cuntry album.. givin that the last one was utter shit.. well then again what am I saying all of her songs are shit.
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