Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Sad Or Drunk?
The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she's still trying to figure it out.
Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She's trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.
I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I'd rather hear Cacee's high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica's ear-killing croak one more time.
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Submitted by dead-actress on October 2, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
All she needs is the pill popping and marrying her closest relative.
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Okay, wait a sec now. Us country folk do have standards. We only have SEX with our closest relatives. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Oh that reminds me, farm animals too.
I'm bored. let's play something.
Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Good evening to you. *shows fangs*
I never liked her voice. She's one of those that just sings REALLY LOUDLY, mouth agape so you can't really tell she can't sing. Like martina mcbride and faith hill, so she may get lucky with country
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Hmmm...Love the fangs, darling! She's got the can't sing worth shit and the drunken part down to be a country singer. All she needs is the pill popping and marrying her closest relative.
That would be why I only let people see me by the glowing end of a matchstick after it's blown out.
Submitted by angel_i on October 2, 2008 - 9:29pm.
For reals. Alls you need to find the truth is the right lighting, hunny
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Angel, my love. I love that avie! LMAO!
And it's true...it's all in the lighting.
Good evening to you. *shows fangs*
I never liked her voice. She's one of those that just sings REALLY LOUDLY, mouth agape so you can't really tell she can't sing. Like martina mcbride and faith hill, so she may get lucky with country
Submitted by dead-actress on October 2, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Holy Fuck. That first thumbnail...says it all.
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For reals. Alls you need to find the truth is the right lighting, hunny.
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Submitted by speakit on October 2, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Possessed by satan. That explains why she puts everyone through hell with her singing.
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Good evening, my dear speakit! LOL! No exorcism will help this howler monkey.
Submitted by dead-actress on October 2, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Holy Fuck. That first thumbnail...says it all.
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Possessed by satan. That explains why she puts everyone through hell with her singing.
Holy Fuck. That first thumbnail...says it all.
hmmm sad or drunk...good question. She sure does look hammered and out of it, so I say drunk. it would've been better if she fell now that's how one should end the night of drinking...and laughing for falling. From personal experience..just sayin'.
Coma Caca!!
What the hell is going on with Jessica's nose?
sad doll is sad drunk.
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I know yer a cuntry singer now, jess, but you don't have to comb your hair with a twig tied to a corncob.
Drunk, definitely. Hammered might be a better description. And pics #2 & 3 make her look freakishly frightening, even more so than usual. And Kayyyccceee is a skank & is very excited about it, judging from thumbnail #5
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 2, 2008 - 8:51pm.
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they did! You just can't see because it's in their feet.
Maybe she is both,if I looked like that I would be sad too!Whats with all the celebs and the wrinkled old lady foreheads lately?Can't they get some botox?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Albatross on October 2, 2008 - 8:07pm.
That's exactly what I thought! When she's sad/drunk, Jessica's eyes look like they're turning downwards at the corners the way Britney's do normally. Like sad puppy eyes.
Me hate this drunken bitch.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 6:21pm.
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LOLOLOL!!! ya nasty :P
wtf? That's some SWF shit. That girl is trying to look just like her. They even have the same teeth.
sad or Drunk? BOTH, plus pitiful, talentless, over-
exposed, plastic.......
I'm taking over!
I wanna donkey-punch this broad, SO bad.
Talentless, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Having big boobs is not a talent, but using what you have is.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 7:59pm.
The evil cold germs have gotten me and I have no noble man to run a bath for me and warm my bathrobe.
~SK~
*Mounts noble steed and races to be with LCT*
*Runs a warming bath, with rose petals and glass of wine waiting for LCT*
*Warms bathrobe*
There you are fair madien! If only I could cure your cold too...
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Dang, she resembles Britney in these pics. Terrible hair. ICK.
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@Sandbitch. What matter? Why you no show your pretty face?
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Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 2, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Dear lady, I beg thee, tell me what ails thee?
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The evil cold germs have gotten me and I have no noble man to run a bath for me and warm my bathrobe.
Cripes! Jessica doesn't seem to have her wits about her AT ALL. Cacee's just loving the attention - you can tell. Little does she suspect that the attention has nothing to do with her whatsoever. Who cares about these two morons?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Heheheheh. Loves it. MK style:I WANT A MASK!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Save me.
~SK~
Dear lady, I beg thee, tell me what ails thee?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
I just cringe every time I see this chick she is just such a waste of time. I mean what does she honestly do besides act like an airhead that has just got caught sukin her daddies dick.
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Are those two morphing into each other?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 2, 2008 - 7:52pm.
FUCK ME!! Is that Michael Jackson????
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You bet your hot chola ass it is! Only this is a mask, aka, my next Halloween costume.
Is her nose shrinking or is it me?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 2, 2008 - 7:51pm.
FUCK ME!! Is that Michael Jackson????
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Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 2, 2008 - 7:32pm.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
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Save me.
How about sdunk or drag.
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Sad or Drunk?
How bout Sad Drunk.
A warning for all Republicunts visitng NYC.
We have declared open season on your thieving asses.
I see from the 4th thumbnail that Cacee has got Chestica's open "putyourcockinmymouth" look down pat.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
i'm betting every single day jessica curses the fact she let papa joe meddle in her marriage to nick...each gig she gets takes her one step closer to 15 minutes time limit and she knows it...
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Submitted by EyeRoll on October 2, 2008 - 7:28pm.
you just got here and you're already complaining?
~SK~
Not complaing, dear lady, inquiring.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
drunk.
Submitted by Nova on October 2, 2008 - 7:27pm.
depressed and used
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Too funny and too true.
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**** DUCKED LIPPED BITCH. PAPA JOE
PROBABLY MADE HER GET THEM
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BJ. THIS GIRL IS A SPECIAL NEEDS
NO TALENT MORON. I CAN'T STAND
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Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 2, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Is it always this slow??
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you just got here and you're already complaining?
depressed and used
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