Thursday, October 2nd 2008
Sad Or Drunk?
The big-tittied frog left dinner last night looking like someone went caca in her ice cream, but she probably just had too many Chery Bombs. Or maybe earlier in the night someone asked her what the answer to 2+2 is and she's still trying to figure it out.
Jessica Simpson may be more annoying than a horny chihuahua with an oversized lipstick, but Cacee Cobb is fucking worse. Look at her in the pictures below. She's trying soooo hard to look exactly like Jessica, but doing it on a Rite Aid budget. I can hear her shrill wail in all these pictures.
I take it back. Cacee is not more annoying than Jess. I'd rather hear Cacee's high-pitched whine all night than listen to Jessica's ear-killing croak one more time.
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Isn't she a raging alcoholic? I remember hearing a story about how she would sneak in a bottle of jack Daniels wherever she went. http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Sad, Drunk AND stupid.
but, who is that skank next to her... she's kinda making Jessica look kinda good... I don't know who the fuck she is but she annoys me already.
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Chocolate panty puddding for dessert. She looks like she's a sweaty girl, too.
Is it always this slow??
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Both drunk.
Those photos look like an ANTM photo shoot. I never watched the show (I've only ever seen one episode) but it looks like what I've seen in pictures. That being said, they've probably already done this photo shoot. *sigh*
She doesn't look sad or drunk...looks like she's a little dazed from bumping her head on the headboard too many times.
Sandbitch.
Bingo wing? Funneeeee! that's a new one on me. based upon old bingo ladies with their daubers flying?
I was taught by another aussie to call them bye-byes. Stolen from dame edna i think.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
I think the question is: Jessica or Britney?
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These pictures kinda remind me of those ones from last year when Britney and Jamie Lynn had reunited and gone to Starbucks and Jamie Lynn freaked out at some woman bad mouthing Britney. Jessica has the same I'm-high-or-drunk-and-my-career's-in-the-trash look as Britney did, and Cacee has the same fuck-off-you-all-are-invading-my-privacy-I-have-lots-of-hormones look to her.
Maybe Jessica's heading for a total psychotic breakdown and a 4140 hospital trip and Cacee's prego with Turk's baby. Who knows?
the first thumbnail....
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she looks like eric stoltz when he starred in "mask"
So let me guess, this girl is a Christian who believes in marrying in a church, family values and "country first". Yes hypocrisy is alive and kickin. Only thing missing is her diamond cross.
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She looks like Britney in these pics. Poor thing (Britney).
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Submitted by TITS on October 2, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Holy Bingo Wings! Check out the size of it.
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Shit - don't you know what a bingo wing is? Fat floppy upper arms that jiggle - see pic 7? Jessica normal arm, other chick HOLY BINGO WING, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT.
Drunk Asas whore!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 2, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Holy Bingo Wings! Check out the size of it.
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once again, but in english please.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Drunk and pathetic.
Little Johnny walks in on his mum taking a bath. Spying her bush, he wants to know what is it??
"it's my special sponge" now piss off outside and play.
Next day Johnny asks if he can have another look at the sponge. Quick thinkin' mum tells Johnny she's lost it somewhere, now piss off.
Next day Johnny runs in and yells "Mum, I know where your special sponge is" ??????
"The lady next door has it, she's washing dad's face with it".
it's the botox that's makin her woozy.
@gmrjr59..In reply to your vapid statement. "I wouldn't piss up her arse if her guts were on fire"...
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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That first thumbnail is haunting...
MK you're so catty! I love it.
I know I can always count on your wit to bring me to tears after I've smoke a huge bong.
Holy Bingo Wings! Check out the size of it.
Love Jessica... There is not a guy on here who wouldn't do her if they had the chance and not brag to all his friends about too. Why must every celebrity have to smile 24/7? It's the paps job to make the celebrity look good, or bad. Whatever sell the most at the time... Oh and I heard on the radio Tony and Jess where shopping for rings looking for a January wedding.
Personally i think she is on something...and then she drank too, cause we all know she loves to imbibe. lol. She looks a tad skinnier, so maybe she is on some crazy meds to lose weight?...you never know!!
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I can't get over how in that picture, one eye is staring at me... and the other just isn't.
All she needs is a wart on her nose and she'll be all set for Halloween. Ref. first thumb.
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Wow...someones on something...and it aint alkeehaul!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Stupid.
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
She looks like PPs cousin in the first thumbnail.
Good Ginger, Good dog.
-She looks bombed. Is Cacee Cobb still doing Donald Faison with 4 kids from Scrubs?
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I would be sad too, knowing I had that busted weave glued onto my head. She is one tiny step from doing a Britney and shaving that mess off one night.
Why do so many cute girls in LA let that untalented hack Ken Paves near their hair?? Seriously he has systematical destroyed Jessica's and Eva L. natural hair.
Both girls at one time had gorgeous hair. Now they are left with busted up hair-do's.
Whatev..we all have sad drunken pictures somewhere on myspace
Did she seriously expect her "Tony is the love of my life, I'm so happy I found him, I want to have a million of his babies" speech not to bite her right in the Papa-Joe-fucked ass?
she looks tore the fuck up. she SOOO badly wants to have bad lips, and instead, it looks like she has healing cold sores.
Title should be Sad and Drunk.
Whore.
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
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she looks stoned out of her mind! her face in that first thumbnail pic below is so freakin scary looking...
Sad AND drunk. And FUG.
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