Friday, October 3rd 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Chantal Biya - The stunning First Lady of Cameroon!

For Drag

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by shidedaion on October 4, 2008 - 2:38am.

That post was fantastic! I had no idea who she was!

angel_i's picture

Whoa Simba.

Someone needs a makeover. STAT.

(apparently on the inside too...)

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shidedaion's picture

I am Camerounese. That thing, is, unfortunately our first lady. She used to be an exotic dancer.

ACTUALLY she is half french, which is funny cause the person she's giving the side eye to is the 'swagger-jacking' French first lady. AND yes, she's a greedy, conniving, money stealing, man-killing bitch, who gets fatter and fatter as the rest of the country starves.

But you didn't hear it from me.

People who disagree with her have a tendency to show up with missing teeth, black and blue...or never show up at all.

James Haven's picture

Foxy!

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I knew she was first lady of something.

TITS's picture

I'd like to see what she looks like when she's angry.

~~Sorry TigerLily, you Britney now.

clarketron's picture

AAA-mazing! cholarific!

PS- The C Word---where is your picture from?! I feel like it's from a story I read in kindergarten or something---I KNOW I've seen it before!

She is absolutely gorgeous and we all need more of her in our lives.

letinstar's picture

this thing is YOUNGER than me? i don't think so...
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the person she's looking at like that is Carla Sarkozy...lol..the whole pic is even more funny bc Carla looks scared as hell.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I was walking in Santa Monica this morning, and walked past a restaurant, which had a sign for serving "Curried Goat".

That is just all kinds of wrong. Like this woman's hair.

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kacky's picture

My old college boyfriend, after we had broken up, went to Cameroon with the Peace Corps and came back married. They're irresistible!

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WWJDFAKB on October 3, 2008 - 1:00pm

What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?

Lovely and Welcome!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

WWJDFAKB's picture

This is what Sarah Palin should be looking like.

"I hope you hit a whale on your way to France"

Genevieve's picture

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People Suck!

That woman looks older than 37. But wow.

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Green Is Good's picture

Is it Halloween in the Village already? She looks like a drag queen. Sure she's not a dude?

Triscuit's picture

LOVE CARROTTOP,I am going to scare my kids with that fucking mask!
Where did you find that scary shit?????

day shift stripper's picture

First Lady Sad Girl. Lead like a chola!

FTP: Fuck That Puto!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

OMG! WTF? LOL! No one's said it: EXCUSE HER BEAU-TAY!

findleynb's picture

I was in the Peace Corps in Cameroon and I can tell you first hand that Cameroonians absolutely love Chantal Biya.

It is a huge social taboo to make fun of her or her lion's mane. I found this out the hard way.

I was talking to someone who supports an opposition party to Paul Biya's (Chantal's husband and President aka Dictator of Cameroon) party and I made fun of her looks. The person became very upset and told me that she was abosolutely off limits.

Bonasera's picture

Wait!! This bitch was born in 1971??? WTF? We are the same age! No way in hell. She looks at least 50!

MargeAggedon's picture

Clowns give me the creeps. oh wait...

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Itz-Britney_Bitch's picture

I hear this beautiful chola 1st lady is a freakin billionaire and owns a lot of real estate in the US, that many celebrities cant afford...Yet the rest of her country is starving and living off international AID...
ahhh true chola-style..she probably chants..."i roll dollo i dont fucks w/these peasants"

moriah's picture

Well "Chantal" is just a classy name all around.

KaosAndMe's picture

I'm afraid she's going to use a boxcutter on me!

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You mean that's *not* LaToya Jackson?

Maybe she finally got some work as a Chantal look-alike.

I just googled this woman and realized she is no fucking joke!
Her trademark hairstyle is called "the banana". Move that bitch pronto to the US. We need some glamous in our lives.

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parissucksliterally's picture

How'd ya like her for a mother?

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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
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faylinn's picture

I am stunned. The beauty... there are no words!

NitWitty's picture

Pretty evident that whoever was sitting to her right was cut a short time later.

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Aamyko.'s picture

that look just says "dontcha dare fuk witme"
Queen Chola?

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kdracofan's picture

Chola-licious! I likey

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Now that's a hot political slut! Take that Sarah Palin!! That's how you properly execute 'overdone entitled bitch'.

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

TheBreakdown's picture

Someone put LaToya Jackson in charge of a country?!!!!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Rowwrrr! Now if only she had Jocelyn Wildenstein's face!

I DO believe in spooks! I DO believe in spooks!

Tristram's picture

Chantal is a lovely French name.

Caroline The Terrible's picture

imagine the bitchfight this one and Momma Tina would have over a super custom lace front made with golden threads ........

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP

Awesome!!!

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Submitted by annobanano on October 3, 2008 - 9:05am.

I am Seriously afraid of your avie - wtf is that?
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It's the Wacko Jacko Halloween mask! $40!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP---

I am Seriously afraid of your avie - wtf is that?

Chicaloca's picture

Ha ha, Leave Chantal alone!. She is fierce and will kick your ass, besides shes done alot of her country

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

THERE'S A CHOLA IN OFFICE?

I'm moving there right now.

Dr. Destructo's picture

Holy shit! If a brick dropped on that do (or DOn't), it would bounce right the hell off and I doubt she would even notice! Maybe there should be a Hot Chola/o of the Week! She'd make a fine start! Bitch could easily kill you 20 different ways with her Sharpie!
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Imelda Marcos' love child by Yahoo Serious.

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Am's picture

TyTy or Beyonce in 20 years.

MJF's picture

"She's simply....awesome" - Billy Ocean

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

DeeDee's picture

Chola beauty knows no international boundries!

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Auntie Mame's picture

She inspires me!

*running to get tweezers and Sharpie*

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."