Vadge & A-Rod Together Again!
Steroids favorite couple, Vadge and A-Rod, reportedly had dinner together at Dos Caminos in NYC on Tuesday night. Mexican food?! Roid farts! I feel sorry for her butt gas. You know that shit is trying to bust out, but Vadge's muscled-up ass lips try to hold it in. Her butt bubble just sits at her ass door, patiently waiting. It finally figures out what's up and travels up to her mouth, because that never closes.
Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Vadge is in town for her "Dry & Sour" tour so she decided to share a chimichanga or two with A-Rod. Guy Ritchie is in London, Vadge could use the extra press and A-Rod is divorced, so it all works out!
A witness said they sat in the back together and "seemed very close." Page Six reports that the two deny they ever ate refried beans together, but a source saw Vadge hanging out with A-Rod and two of his friends. They left separately.
What does "seemed very close" mean anyway? They were probably just whispering to each other, because Vadge was telling A-Rod her super secret way of getting a six-pack on her ass.
I used to think these two were bumping crotch biceps, but now I think it was all just for show. Yeah, Vadge doing something just for publicity? I know, it's hard to believe.
She's just trying to corral him into Kaballah... It would be a very wealthy coup.
I certainly hope A-Rod enjoyed watching the Red Sox win last night. HAHA.
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A-Rod would be a lot better off if he just mounted a Stretch Armstrong doll.
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ROFL at 'getting a six-pack on her ass'. Madonna is looking more and more scary by the day. What is up with those LIPS!
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James Haven is a treasure and all those that are demanding time of James Haven should consider themselves lucky to have you around. I would like to see James Haven with a girl that loves him. But she cannot be too clingy. Or speak German. Or come to dlisted with James Haven. Or talk fashion with Solange.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Please forgive James Haven. It has been a looong week! First Angie calls and tells James Haven to drop his MaryKay Kit and hop a plane to Germany to help her with the kids. No sooner does James Haven land, he finds out that Angie has high tailed it to NY!
That's because Brad told her wanted to go to NY to see some friends so she didn't trust him and hopped the first plane out to the big apple, leaving James Haven in a German airport knowing only one word: "Gesundheit"! or is that three words? James Haven finally makes it to Angie's house and finds out no one is home!
Angie calls James Haven and tells him to hurry to New York because she has a dinner party at Woody's. No. Not Allen. The guy from "Cheers".
Anyhoo, James Haven called Tyra and told her to call the date off. James Haven don't date anyone that could be packin' more then he is!
It ain't easy being James Haven!
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Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Crap!
Dude looks like a lady! and James Haven called in a favor from Tyra to hook James Haven up with this he/she! Not knowing She was a He!
James Haven has a date with her er him, next Saturday! This isn't good. What will James Haven come up with? This could ruin his career!
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'Member? What happened?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Isis? Is James Haven forgetting something?
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*smooches back then licks James Haven's face*
LOLs. Oh James Haven, it seems James Haven always has the perfect plan when death is imminent.
BTW, did James Haven go on the date with Isis that he had arranged earlier?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 3, 2008 - 8:40pm.
SmOOches Two!
Good gravy! you have to ask? James Haven don't do threesomes especially with a woman who can break his back with her thighs!
James Haven shouted: LOOK! Here comes Cynthia and she's got a gun!
As soon as they turned, James Haven ran out the door and into the waiting arms of a taxi driver named Ismael!
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James Haven!!!!
What did James Haven choose?????????
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James Haven was having dinner at that VERY restaurant and sitting only inches away from the muscular couple!
As Madge and A-Rod noshed on guacamole' and chips, James Haven pretended to read his menu but listened to every word the lovebirds uttered to each other!
Madge: I can't wait to hold you in my muscular arms!
A-Rod: Sounds good to me!
Madge: I feel our forbidden love will last for decades.
A-Rod - Sounds good to me!
Madge - Tonight, I will make love to you like no other man, er woman has ever done.
A-Rod - Sounds good to me!
Madge - Let's order the Cazuela de Queso
A-Rod - Sounds good to me!
As you can see A-Rod is a man of few words. By the time they brought James Haven his Grilled Pear and Arugala Salad , Madge had spied James Haven and invited him to join them! James Haven moved his chair over and the three of us shared Platano Empanadas and Frozen Prickly Pear Marqurita's. Afterwards, Madge put her hand on James Haven's leg and asked him if he would like to join them for desert! James Haven told them he was watching his waist and the Tres Leche Cheesecake would put him over the edge! Madge and A-Rod chuckled, telling James Haven, they weren't interested in desert as in "on the menu"!!!
James Haven began to sweat! How would he get out of this debacle without incurring the wrath of Sir Madjesty?
Just then, James Haven's blueberry went off (yes, blueberry. James Haven can't afford a blackberry so he went with the no frills) - It was Angie! She and Brad wanted to go out on the town in NYC and needed someone to watch those crazy kids!
What to do? Have a threesome with Madge and A-Rod and risk life or limb? or watch those crazy kids and risk life or limb?
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Wow I didn't know that the media was still interested in this dead duck story.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
That's it! I was trying to figure out what the hell she looked like. WTF is wrong with her mouth? She looks like one of those trailer park people who's lost their teefs and their face sinks in.
A-Rod, damn, I love me some Dominicans. He could play baseball with me all day and night. Dayum.
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Submitted by kacky on October 3, 2008 - 1:21pm.
OMG she looks like Gollum.
she's so gross. She looks clammy, cold and smelly.
She is so NOT sexy... he looks great, but is obviously blind! poor guy... (literally!)...
Vadge would own me in arm wrestling.
Dancing too...
Who thinks she is sexy?
OMG she looks like Gollum.
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She is truely amazing, can't wait to see her kick that Tony's ass when his peodophilia is revealed - you know it's going to happen!
Submitted by Lie-Lo on October 3, 2008 - 11:32am.
Why would you even need knowledge of this man, or any man, when you have Pat Evans in your life.
I adore her, and all that she stands for.
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Her cheeks are so strange, she has totally changed the shape of her face.. it's heart shaped now.. I think she really will become an extreme case of plastica in the near future.
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How can she possibly think she looks good? Those veiny, muscle arms are horrendous, not to mention what she's done to her face. Dinner with A-Rod - just another publicity stunt for the next leg of her tour. Enough already, just take your millions and go away Vadge.
She really does look awful now doesn't she? And I never thought it was possible for someone's body to reflect the fact they haven't had any fun in over 10 years. Being from the UK, I don't know who this A-Rod person is, but he looks gorgeous!!!
The least she could do, is be more discreet, since she's still married to Guy.
Dinner would be innocent enough, except for the publicity over A-Rod's late night visits, months ago. They have a history.
Mabel, you are in my thoughts. Years ago, my sister was bitten by a brown recluse. She had to be on very strong antibiotics, but she got thru it. Take care.
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It's disturbing, seeing her face/cheeks. And she's ok with it? But then, look at quite a few of women in Hollywood who get those horrendous trout lips. And they are happy with that outcome?
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Mabel, I hope you went to the doctor. Brown recluse bites are easier to treat in the first 24 hours. After that, the poison spreads and it can take months for them to heal.
The fugliness doesn't bother me as much as her pompous, self-important attitude.
She is in the entertainment business but somehow thinks that everything she says is so profound,enlightening and forward thinking.
well with tickets at over 400 dollars is it any wonder? the real question is WHY people wud pay this to see this.
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Steroid Hag and ARod can inject together while listening to her shitty music for all I care.
They're both irrelevant.
I just read Billboard Boxscore, and that old cow has grossed $116 million for her 17 dates in Europe alone.
WHY??????????? The world is so unfair.
I'm sorry but Madonna looks straight up like the chupacabra in this pic. She really needs to go down to krispy creme and get her self some fattening up food.
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THANK YOU FOR ALL THE GREAT ADVICE. And for all the prayers. I am going to the doctor at 11 this morning. I'll check back in later with a report..... You guys are funny!
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Which Dos Caminos? They are fun to go for their 'Happy Hour' but all those the locations are UBER busy and loud....I say this is bull-kaka
@Mabel:
*bows head in prayer*
*mutters to self about people leaving those poor girlies eyebrows alone!*
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DeeDee, she looks like the alien balloon in your avie! Ropy veins and sunken cheeks - tres chic!
I'm sorry to hear about your spider bite Mabel. :(
Madonna looks like an emaciated fly in this pic.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
A-Rod again finds himself free in October.
She is so gross.
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Praying for Mabel... and may Lourdes find her way to the waxing salon soon.
Mabel! Holy moly. Please check in from time to time so we don't worry too much. Oh my god, I hope you're gonna be okay.
And THAT is why I hate and fear spiders more than any other creature on the planet. It's pretty easy to avoid sharks or bears. Spiders? Not a chance. They're everywhere.
Speaking of unavoidable... Is every celebrity a complete asshole or what? There's not a one I can stand these days.
He wasn't visiting her in particular, his charitable organization sends him to visit plenty of nursing homes.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on October 3, 2008 - 9:06am.
Mabel just tell your husband to get out more, then hide his teeth. That's what a recluse is, Right?
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Holy Meth Face, Batman!
Mabel, brown recluse? Would that be double speak for the Cuban guy that you've been eyeing down at the senior center? Seriously, tho. Consider it done. Feel better soon!
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Consider it done, Mabel! :)
Hey Mabel, my son was bit by one of those- early antibiotics is great- barely a mark where the bite was- hurts like heck tho. My head is bowed and trying to have a kind thought in my head(very hard to do today)Feel better soon.
Those cheeks really WERE a bad idea. Yeesh.
And WTF? People can't have dinner? Double Yeesh.
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