Salma Hayek Is Half Lesbian...I Mean...Half Lebanese
Salma Hayek and her glorious chichis went on Britain's "This Morning" show today to talk about her campaign with UNICEF and Pampers (I love the way she says "Pampers") to eradicate tetanus, when the lezzie cat was almost let out of the toobelt.
On live television, Salma said she was half Lebanese. One of the show's hosts, Eamonn Holmes, had trouble hearing what she said and asked, "You're a lesbian?" Salma laughed it off and slowly said she was LEBANESE. Eamonn ended things by saying, "Oh sorry, I thought you were half lesbian. Forgive me."
I see what Eamonn was doing there. He was trying to catch Salma pussy handed! Eamonn, next time Salma says she's half Lebanese. Don't ask her if she's half lesbian. Just shout, "You like to chow on the pussy?!" Gayelles respond better to bluntness.
Source: Daily Mail
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She's not a lesbian, she's a thesbian
Thesbian -- (adj.) Of or relating to dramatically or tragically acting like a lesbian
i thought it was common knowledge salma was half lebanese...she's 100% lovely...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Ralpf Nadar is of Lebanese heritage as is that flipping fox of all time Micheal Nouri, Wendy Malick .
You'd be surprised to know who is middle eastern, they come in all colors and sizes and have westernized names.
Lebanese do not have a particular look.
Sexy lesbian with beautiful chichis too!
Your face!
I've always known she was Lebanese.
You sluts need to catch up!
I love Salma and I worship her chi-chis!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She's not half Lesbian. She's 100% GAYELLE.
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Oh, I just love her! and I also love my Life Alert All the best, Harry
Ha, I love Eammon. Can't stand his hag wife though, always interrupting and being unfunny on This Morning. Not a patch on Fern!
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She is a hottie,love her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
(I love the way she says "Pampers")
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UGH! I really fucking hated that commercial! I'm glad they don't show it anymore..
People always make jokes about that!
Everyone used to call me Lesbianese. (I'm half-Lebanese too.)
Wait, is she supposed to be a lesbian? I thought that was Penny Cruz...
I think she's beautiful.
That was funny. Half-lesbian?
It's common knowledge that she's half-Lebanese and Half-Mestizo-Mexican.
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She Was Born and raised in Mexico so, to me, that's makes her pretty much mexican.....
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bambam: i like your avie. lol
PS: Salma looked amazing in 'from dusk 'til dawn'
YOWZAAAA!
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 3, 2008 - 11:16am.
she may not be a good actress but at least she is an intelligent business woman. Just look at her choice of baby's daddy.
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In my book, that would make her a golddigger.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 3, 2008 - 11:00am.
LMAO...cute
and yes she is 1/2 lebanese & 1/2 mexicana
and yes her tatas & nose are done
fuck it
she looks hot
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Yeah right??? I pretty much hate fake boobs unless they're done well and hers are done really well. Not that I wouldn't like her anyway. I used to lust on her so bad I could tell it was her body dancing on the tv in that movie Four Rooms.
And Eamonn's a slick one. Notice he didn't say "I thought you said" instead saying "I thought you were" when she corrected him. Funny dude
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 3, 2008 - 11:15am.
One of Eamonn Holmes most famous intreviews:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeddPlj2D4E
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She is one of the few celebrities that I actualy like.. she may not be a good actress but at least she is an intelligent business woman. Just look at her choice of baby's daddy.
One of Eamonn Holmes most famous intreviews:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeddPlj2D4E
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Why in hell did I think she was half Mexican, half Dutch? *muttering*
She's pretty hot, until she opens her fat mouth.
ITA psl....you read my mind! :)
wow what a shock...I always thougth Hayek was Mexican name...lol.. it is obvious the host was pretending not to understand.
She can be 1/2 Martian and I'd still find her caliente.
Umm...did people not really know she was Lebanese? She's always made it known.
ah, The Golden Girls did it better.
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LMAO...cute
and yes she is 1/2 lebanese & 1/2 mexicana
and yes her tatas & nose are done
http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/salma-hayek-plastic-surgery.html
fuck it
she looks hot
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!