Friday, October 3rd 2008
Morning Wood
Robert Pattinson's hair is mesmerizing - A Socialite's Life
The hilarious script for the Sarah Palin porn movie "Nailin' Paylin" - Radar
And here's the slut who is "playing" the fake Sarah - TMZ
I guess Charlize Theron didn't turn her Oscar into a bong - I'm Not Obsessed
Homers Simpson Vs. the voting machine of terror - Mollygood
Kanye West is too hardcore for TV - Holy Moly!
Expect Helio Castroneves' DWTS trophy on eBay any day now - Celebitchy
Sean Penn and Robin Wright look so happy together (eye roll) - ICYDK
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I'm not going to lie. Cedric Diggory is a hot piece.
I remember Rob from the 4th Harry Potter movie and thought, who's this hot piece, then I thought, what in Dawson's Creek hell is this old guy doing, playing a teenager? His eyebrows are magical, though.
Back it up, boys.
YAY!! FINALLY!! The hot mess that is Rob Pattinson and his "I just f**** someone hair (but sadly it was not me :( )."
LOVE HIM.
Is it sad that I recognize the porn star who is going to play Palin? I'm not a lezzie but I love Lisa Ann...one of the hottest bodies in the adult industry...carry on.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 3, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Whoever that Robert guy is? vomit. And vampire books and movies suck as a rule. Even though the idea of vampires are awesome.
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you're really living up to your name. As a rule??? I don't think so.
Yeah, its not the best picture of Robert...not at all. But he cleans up nicely. :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
who is this drunk
Palin script is funny
I have no wit today... or in a long time
(sniff)
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Robert Pattinson is a hottie,I lust him big time!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Whoever that Robert guy is? vomit. And vampire books and movies suck as a rule. Even though the idea of vampires are awesome.
Ok- I friggen LOVE Rob! I love the hot mess of hair too :)
Please keep posting about Robert Pattinson and the rest of the Twilight cast! I am 27 years old and proud to say that I love Twilight, as do all the people that I recommended the books to.
Mmm, Robert Pattinson. I hate to admit it, but i bought "Twilight" Wednesday night and only have a few pages left. I've officially regressed into a teenage girl.
Speaking of the debate last night, does anyone else agree that maybe Palin shouldn't be parading her baby around everywhere? Isn't excessive traveling unhealthy for a child that young?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Ooh...i soooooooo want to pull his hair!!! Mmmmm....
I've been reading the Twilight books and they are surprisingly GOOD! Cant wait to see the movie next month!! *sigh*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I love the porn script! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Seriously though, after watching the debate last night, I think I'm voting third-party this year. Whatta bunch of crap, from BOTH sides. *eye roll*
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
The C word
Never watched that show, but i may start!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 3, 2008 - 11:34am.
If Palin ends up as VP, we'll have a real life gang bang where her party fucks the entire country.
Oh, yah, you betcha we will! *wink*
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
He'll always be Cedric Diggory to me.
PS. That chest hair is making me want to do him.
THANK YOU for posting that picture of Robert Pattinson! He is my current obsession, and I cant WAIT for Twilight to come out!! He's so dreamy!!
PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.
JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?
PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.
Ya, this is Super!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Hekki on October 3, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Missy: Try it, you'll like it! We did the same thing after we saw "Fargo". It took a while for the fun to wear off.
Haaa, great movie, "oh geez, Margie"
I was just watching that the other day...
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Missy: Try it, you'll like it! We did the same thing after we saw "Fargo". It took a while for the fun to wear off.
Hekki - hahah, that made me laugh! Im going to try that today..
when someone asks me if I want to go out for beers tonight Im going to say "darn right I doo!" and then when the bar has a new beer Im gonna say "Say it ain't soo!"
You betcha I will!
*laughs*
*then cries*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 3, 2008 - 11:51am.
Since Gov Palin is going to lose the election, she can sit around and write her memoirs...I mean the sequel to movie.
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Please, please...let it be true. Watching the debate last night made me sick. She was trying so hard to be cute 'n sexay, I thought she was going to start pole dancing.
The thought of the kind of people who would vote for this clown makes me very afraid. Actually, I live in a red state...I have seen them with my own eyes.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 3, 2008 - 11:51am.
Since Gov Palin is going to lose the election, she can sit around and write her memoirs...I mean the sequel to movie.
During the debate last night, I got fed up watching her pandering to the camera with her constant chick winking and attempts of being sexy with her mouth gestures & posing.
I cannot watch that frozen hillbilly for more than ten minutes.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by missy: "on kanye: "Despite labelling himself as the 'black Larry David',... "
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I am slightly impressed that Kanye knows who Larry David is.
Mr. Hekki and I spent the whole morning speaking to each other in the Palin accent, everything peppered with winks and "you betcha"s and "Praise Jesus"s until my daughter asked us to stop. It's addictive!
Seriously, last night, a conservative radio talk show host made the statement that the Repubs will recover because: women will vote for Palin JUST BECAUSE she's a woman. There really are people out there who believe this!
DREAMY! That Hair!
http://www.aamyko.com
HOT Men, HOT fun! VOTE 4 HOT GAY MEN!
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 3, 2008 - 11:51am.
Since Gov Palin is going to lose the election, she can sit around and write her memoirs...I mean the sequel to movie.
During the debate last night, I got fed up watching her pandering to the camera with her constant chick winking and attempts of being sexy with her mouth gestures & posing.
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honey, what scares the crap out of thinking americans like us, is having the total opposite effect on that maaassive red cluster that makes up the middle of the country. They are falling for her fuckery BIG TIME.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
on kanye: "Despite labelling himself as the 'black Larry David',... "
this is one of the rare occasions where I feel totally justified in saying this:
NIGGA PLEASE!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
what a great head of hair! he's pretty cute
Since Gov Palin is going to lose the election, she can sit around and write her memoirs...I mean the sequel to movie.
During the debate last night, I got fed up watching her pandering to the camera with her constant chick winking and attempts of being sexy with her mouth gestures & posing.
"I guess Charlize Theron didn't turn her Oscar into a bong."
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Who says she didn't Mk? It could be on the shelf along with the rest of her collection.
But I do think her preference is fruit.
@Clarisse - I love Lafayette on 'True Blood'...I like the show but I struggle to get past Anna Paquin's face.
Off Topic: Man that animal-killer post was a real downer.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
"Oh, I betcha do!!"
A true classic.
Robert was attractive in GOF now not so much.
I thought Sean Penn was dating that model?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
If Palin ends up as VP, we'll have a real life gang bang where her party fucks the entire country.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
OMG, that Palin porn script is hilarious.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Can't wait to see Twilight. I mean...Gezuz! I have to take my nephews to this this piece of shit!!!
MK...I am surprised you missed this little gem...
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/09/25/true_blood_rewarded...
PSL,
Now it all makes sense! *wink*wink*
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?