Suri Finally Got A New Doll....
A couple of weeks ago I bitched about how Tommy Girl needed to share some of his doll collection with Suri, because homegirl kept carrying around some busted ass doll. Well, Suri was out with a different doll yesterday and this shit is fugliest than the last one! Where is Tommy Girl buying this shit? The ScienToy Shop? They look like creepy cult dolls.
There have been a few pictures of Suri talking to her dolls and I bet you they talk back! They say shit like "Aliens are your friends" and "Daddy is the most handsome, talented, smartest little man of all time." And you know the new doll says "GLIB."
Here's a few more pictures of Suri looking pissed because they are making her walk. Doesn't Tommy look so masculine in his purple turtleneck? And what the hell is he holding? His porcelain ass-aphragm?
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James Haven has told Sir Tommy, many, many times that purple is NOT his color. Puts a few pounds on him. He should have gone with a softer color. Perhaps, yellow.
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Submitted by Dree67 on October 3, 2008 - 6:37pm.
lmfao, she dresses like matilda, ya kno, the movie?
Ya kno, the book?
Ha ha. But in the book illustrations and the movie, she looked exactly like Suri does now. Particularly when she used her telekinetic powers.
A lonely little girl with crazy parents who can't accept that she is her own seperate being...it's all fitting together now.
Submitted by babybunny on October 3, 2008 - 2:54pm.
something is clearly wrong in xenu-land. Suri does not act, look or appear to be a normal kid, at all. No light in her eyes, and Kate-bot and Tommy Girl seem so dark and just shut down.
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I agree. I have thought for awhile that there may be something developmentally wrong with Suri. Not saying that to be an asshole-I wouldn't wish that on anyone's kid-but something appears very wrong with her.
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What's that in Tom's hand....a toy flying saucer?
lmfao, she dresses like matilda, ya kno, the movie?
I think Suri is a cute kid, but enough already with the dresses. She needs long sleeves and socks/tights. I'm old school, so no way would my 2 y/o dictate to me what she will and won't wear.
And Katie looks bulimic to me. Look how skinny her feet are. Blech. TG, well, what can we say about him/her that hasn't already been said.
Tommygirl still looks like a big fatass and that kid looks about four years old. The doll is creepy and so are Katie's boney feet. Did I miss anything?
Tammy is now a 'real man'!
What's the deal with Katie's exposed left foot in the fifth thumbnail? It looks webbed.
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I wonder if Katie shops at American Apparel. I noticed they're carrying the zip up high waisted skinny jeans from the 80s in an ad the other day. I think Katie wears a lot of clothes, she may be getting messages from Tommy Girl that she's "fat", so she covers up all the time. Even though it's like 80 degrees wherever they are.
Your face!
So KatE has on a sweater thing, Tom is wearing a turtleneck and jacket...and the child is wearing a summer dress.
Nice.
How old is Suri again? She looks older than 2 here or however old she is. Very suspicious if you ask me! Also, she should carry her own fucking doll, she sure has her parents whipped! Katie looks alright here, I like her sweater dress...ugh, I think a dolphin just died hearing me admit that....
Your face!
Wow. Suri looks just like her daddy Josh.
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Will someone buy this little girl some pants, already?!
Also, why are Katiebot and Crazy Short always dressed like they're in the Matrix?
I feel bad for this kid if they aren't disciplining her. It's not really her fault she's a brat if they're not setting boundaries or anything. I actually hope she ends up being the brattiest brat EVER, just so they have to sleep in the bed they made.
As far as the only child thing goes...that wouldn't be so bad if they actually let her interact w. other children. Why don't we ever see her playing w. other kids?? Poor thing...
It looks like Suri has two mommies in this pic
I had some ugly dolls growing up kids do not realize
Suri looks like a EXTREME brat!!!!!!!
Why is she wearing coats and Suri is not
It's a shame this kids only friends will be dolls....and yeah, she has that bratty kinda face
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holy crap she sure is adorable, such a cutie
Uggh! What is it.. Brat Friday? This kid annoys the crap out of me. Almost as much as those other 2.
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Why are Tom and Katie dressed like it's the dead of winter, yet Suri is wearing a summer dress?
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Suri needs a hair cut and new parents.
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Suri is fug.
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something is clearly wrong in xenu-land. Suri does not act, look or appear to be a normal kid, at all. No light in her eyes, and Kate-bot and Tommy Girl seem so dark and just shut down. I gave up on Kate-bot, she is hopeless as far as I can tell. Tommy girl and xenu pretty much stole her soul, or at least she let them...but Suri, she had no choice in the matter. She deserves a normal childhood and it is obvious that it is neither normal or happy.
SuriBot is almost as tall as TommyGirl.
Josh Harnett must be glad he's not having to pay child support.
That doll is creepier than all hell. It looks like her last doll with a wig on.
ughhh. Suribot looks like one of the evil kids from Village of the Damned. Put a blonde wig on her...scarrryyy.
That's it, Katie. Keep slouching and looking down at Suri. Doesn't Tom look tall?!
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dont get me wrong Im sure katie and Tom are "good" parents as far as makin sure shes fed and put to bed but i dont think they're good a mom and dad. Shouldnt Suri be in a daycare or something not a private nanny that shakes her when katie leaves the room. thats probably her problem shes got a crazy nanny that shakes her to tell her to stop talkin to her dolls, and the whole talkin to doll thing...hello imaginary friend...who didnt have one.
Oh, and I just NEED to mention how f-ing tacky that damned silk dupioni dress is on Suri. I swear to God, my neice was dressed in the same dress for Easter Sunday church service earlier this year. Just add a little white basket, and she's ready to go Easter egg hunting. Blech.
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Sweet Jebus! It looks like someone programmed 'murder' into her facial expressions!!
Jeebus. Every time we see this kid, she's wearing the same damn gold ballet Mary f-ing Janes. They have to stink something awful right about now. Soon, we'll hear about how Tom wants to give her barley water infused Botox injections for the feet stinkies. I hate these people. That is all.
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Are they in NYC? If so, get a coat on that girl! It is damn cold up here, at least in my apartment!
Look at that little bitchy brat! Total future HOllywood diva! *stabs eyes out*
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These 2 CODDLE the fuck out of this kid. seriously, does anyone dote on their kid like this. I know i dont. im the boss goddamit! and where is her freakin blanket? or sweater????
Submitted by kungfuduckie on October 3, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Something about this picture doesn't make sense to me...... how come Katie and Tommygirl are wearing sweaters and turtlenecks and their kid is wearing a short sleeve dress like its 80 degrees. Maybe Suri is in some sort of invisible bubble that keeps her warm?
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Acute observation. There are several possible answers to this puzzle:
a) paparazzi flashing bulbs keep her warm.
b) Tom and Katie constantly beaming down on her when paps are present to demonstrate what good parents they are keep her warm
c) tom and katie making a trip to mother ship in cold deep space soon and Suri hasn't reached level V yet so she isn't invited.
Something about this picture doesn't make sense to me...... how come Katie and Tommygirl are wearing sweaters and turtlenecks and their kid is wearing a short sleeve dress like its 80 degrees. Maybe Suri is in some sort of invisible bubble that keeps her warm?
Submitted by Hekki on October 3, 2008 - 1:30pm.
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Also, parents of only children tend to spoil and coddle them. It's not healthy.
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Think about China and it's one child policy. Those millions upon millions of single kids should start hitting puberty any day now.
Should be more fascinating than the boomers to watch unfold.
Sorry for the double post. My shit is all wonky today.
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I am going to start punching soft furry things! GAH!
On Topic - If she only wears things once I want to punch both Tom and Katie. That is fucking ridiculous.
SERIOUSLY!! Look at those effing pants from the 80s and the ballet flats! NEXT SHE WILL BE WEARING SWEATER DRESSES WITH A FUCKING BELT!!
I graduated HS in 1987 and managed to never wear those during HS!! BARF!!!
Suri is wearing gold shoes...1980s!!
Why do they always dress that little girl up like she's going to Sunday School?
is katie wearing streach jeans from the 80's
Oh, and another thing, combining the horror stories of controlling parents and the lack of siblings...
I can remember many times, commiserating with my sister about what a terror our mother was. We'd cover for each other and stick up for each other or try to distract mom from one of her rants. If you have a sibling, you have an ally, a witness and a co-sufferer.
Imagine being poor Suri, all alone in that nightmare of a house. At least Connor and Isabella have each other. Suri has nobody.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on October 3, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Does this kid EVER smile???? That's really sad. 5,000 photos and all the same sad look on her little face.
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Submitted by wildflower509: "I"m wondering when they will have a second child; it's not good to be an only child, this i know."
EXCELLENT point. Do you know this from personal experience or observation?
I feel sorry for only children. The only children I've been friends with tended to be confident but lonely. I had a good friend who was an only and she was terribly jealous of my relationship with my sister.
Also, parents of only children tend to spoil and coddle them. It's not healthy.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 3, 2008 - 1:25pm
You guys must be my long lost siblings; I remember being in college (which was 1500 miles away from my parents) and freaking out everytime I did something even remotely bad because I was sure my parents would find out somehow...
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Does this kid EVER smile???? That's really sad. 5,000 photos and all the same sad look on her little face.
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I feel sorry for her...I bet she has a very lonely life. Crazy daddy and robot mother.
Dark blue and black together. *shakes head* Throw in a splash of purple and a dash of green, and she's a bruise.