Hasselbeck Is Here To Stay
Just like this gigantic tranny pony will forever haunt my nightmares, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will continue to wreak havoc on "The View." She denied the rumors that she's taking her act to Fox News.
Her agent issued this statement to UsWeekly yesterday: "While Elisabeth Hasselbeck has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View. Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations."
Since the devil isn't available to be a panelist on "The View," Elisabeth is a good second choice. The show will be all sorts of boring if Elisabeth wasn't there to make Joy rip out her pubic hairs in frustration.
Speaking of..... I am so fucking mad at those lazy bitches for not taping a live show today. "The View" aired a pre-taped episode today, so they didn't talk about last night's debate at all! Today was going to be the day that Whoopi and Joy team up and finally tear Elisabeth to pieces. That's if Elisabeth's head didn't pop off first.
... and we're all doomed.
Welcome to Hell. Please no eating or drinking. Standing room only. Smoking is allowed only if you blow it into someone elses face. Have a nice Eternity.
Bill Maher was just on The View. He did not hold back his contempt for her religious delusions.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
will this bitch please die yet?
Does she think she looks cute posing next to that pink shit? I think she KNOWS people don't like her very much so she decided to be cute and pose with her kids cos lets face it who could dislike kids.. well if ur kids look like bratz from hell the deserve all the shit in the world along with you.
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glad to see in the comments that I'm not the only one who finds this woman frightening. Why is she so far right?? I'm not sure I understand. she has children - does she really want them to grow up in a greedy, deteriorating, discriminatory world?? I can't stand the sight of her. I stopped watching the view over a year ago.
The View would be a little less exciting without her. She's like the retarded cousin you allow into a conversation just for the laughs.
MK,
Whoopi said they will discuss the debate Monday.
Little known fact: That's James Haven in that Pink Pony suit. Hey, a guy's gotta make a livin' don't judge!
Now save your questions bitches. No. James Haven did not trip, kick or stomp Elizabeth. James Haven is not the violent type.
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I hate her almost as much as I hate Sarah Palin. I can accept another person's opinion if they can defend it with just a little bit of intelligence.
This sounds like a 'don't stir the shit pot' cover. I think she really is leaving... they're probably just tried to avoid a Star Part Deux.
HAHAHA. MK mentioned the other day that she should go and work at FOX News. I thought he was joking!
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I know for a lot of people the problem with Hasselbeck is that she is conservative. That's not my problem with her.
My problem is that she hasn't learned how to accept someone else's opinion without defending hers. It's as if she feels she has to give Republicans equal time if they are talking about Democrats in a positive manner. However, if they have something negative to say about Democrats, she will avoid bringing up the counter.
She also doesn't see that three of her fellow co-hosts are comedians. In that atmosphere, you have to be prepared that they will make a joke about something you believe in. It's a joke and she takes it so personal.
She wants her position to be accepted but doesn't want to do the same.
Does tranny pony take quarters?
~~Sorry TigerLily, you Britney now.
MK please please please post the video where ginormous tranny pony buries Hasslecrack in a big pile of pink tranny pony poo?
God...I jumped into the poo fray when I swore I wouldn't. *gets outed as a poo fan*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
How boring the show would be with out her!
I started watching again this election season just for her.
I can not wait for the day Joy punches her in the mouth! That'll be some good TV!
Did you all catch the other day when BaWa asked her what about Sarah Palin would make her a good president....she couldn't even answer, she ran away so fast, you would a thought a big fat assed rat ran onto the set! She is hystarical! and oh so bitter and defencive, such fun coffee tv.
in other words, fox decided to pass on hiring elizabeth, so she's staying on "the view"...
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I want a gigantic tranny pony! WANT!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
I know Rosie's crazy but I totally miss her ass on the show, she DID NOT mince words and called Hasselcrack on her b.s. all the time! Now that's what you're supposed to do, dammit!
Your face!
Elisabeth is such a cunty airhead. She believes everything she hears on Fox News so of course they'd want her. I wish someone on The View would stab her, (no Whoopi, with your eyes does not count dammit), or maybe Joy should grab her ear and make her eat dog poop or something ! I wonder if they talk to each other after a taping. I bet Barbara Walters just runs outta there so she can make her sauna session right after the show.
Your face!
I can't stand Elizabitch, I wish that pony would have kicked her in the head a couple of times.
That Brat with the sunglasses deserves to be slapped for wearing those or the pink thing should shit on the brat with the sunglasses.
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I miss Rosie, she would have leaped across the table and killed her by now.
I hate that conservative self righteous bitch,wish she would go away.I would rather watch the tranny pony than her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is the My Little Pony.
Ugggh! Who is this skank? Makes my stomach turn. Her and those fucking annoying bratz.
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Who cares if The View taped today's episode of "As The Stomach Turns?" The yentas are on auto-pilot, anyway; most of 'em being shills for Barack. When/if he wins, we'll see what kind of shape America will be in.
I can't wait for Whoopi and Joy to kill her. I swear.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
At first I thought that was Paris' pussy due to the sheer size of it, then I noticed the absence of any callouses or open sores.
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that pink pony is so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee
wait...who is elisabeth hasselcracked?
Gee, great.
Pfffft.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
No shit! I sat around like a fool waiting for blood and nothing! Talk about a buzz kill.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 1:56pm.
you have GOT to be shitting me... that's MY mom's beerf day too, holy crap, that's funny!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 1:56pm.
xoxoxoxo dramaking and you!
I guess lots of people make the sexy times in November, hey? my mom and my son are both august too.
Ew. Mom's b-day is Aug. 22. Now I totally have images of not just my inlaws, but my Nana & Papa doing sexy times running through my head. *going off to disinfect my brain*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 3, 2008 - 1:52pm.
C the H: That's Mr. dramaqueen's (dramaking's?) birthday too. Good people born that day.
xoxoxoxo dramaking and you!
I guess lots of people make the sexy times in November, hey? my mom and my son are both august too.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
C the H: That's Mr. dramaqueen's (dramaking's?) birthday too. Good people born that day.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I have been stuck home with the flu this past week and watching the view is torture beyond belief. Watching women who step all over each other every time a subject is brought up is so freaking annoying. If this is a reflection of the views of American women than no wonder why the divorce rate is at 65% in the states. Hasselbeck is one of those soccer/hockey moms you want to fing run over with a giant gas hogging SUV. As for the rest of them BORING!!!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Now I'm craving Peeps...I wonder how soon I can buy them....
But stay away from the Cadbury Eggs...unless you enjoy Melamine with your Choclate...(haha..typo..but say it just like Forrest, Forrest Gump...)
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 3, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Christine the hoff.. LOL.. your signature.. did a troll attack you?
Well, they tried, but I'm bulletproof..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Christine the hoff.. LOL.. your signature.. did a troll attack you?
Submitted by Big L on October 3, 2008 - 1:42pm.
fukking wallgreens had the halloween shit out by august 23, I noticed cause it was my berfday...
yeah, some asshole on the news said this christmas spending will be way down,
REALLY/"????? YA THINK??????
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 3, 2008 - 1:28pm
PSL - life does suck ass!!!...I've been unemployed since MAY!!! Lots of interviews and no offers...and it's only going to get worse...everyday I read the paper and watch the news and see more layoffs and closings...Oh, and I was at the Drug Store Oct 1 and they already had their CHRISTMAS stuff out. I almost puked in the aisle...
Anyway...Happy Friday....
Oh Great the bailout passed? Oh My God... God bless us...
Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Well, the new bail-out bill passed
me too!
and I had to laugh out loud when the expert said the economy is going to tank, how the fuck are we going to be able to tell??????
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Well, the new bail-out bill passed
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I am fucking PISSED. Just so people know, the bill was expanded from some 7 pages to some 140 pages so it could include a buch of irrelevant pork to induce lobbyists to vote for it out of self interest.
Here we go on another 30 year cycle of artifically stimulated markets and meaningless inflated valuations.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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christine: Oh noes. Bailout? That was flat-out extortion. And no way does it end here. They'll be back asking for more in a few months.
It's like giving money to a gambling addict or junkie. It's never enough, it neither the asker or the giver learns their lesson.
MK should have used the picture where the little one is kicking the shit out of the pony legs...just in keeping with today's theme of vicious children!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Well, the new bail-out bill passed, and they're predicting that the economy is gonna take a shit for six months, like it's not already..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
There's no way she could hold her own by herself. Her lucky ass better stay where she is. Or maybe go back to Puma and design fugly ass shoes.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Yeah, I'm home sick today and only watched the Yenta fest to see them make Hasslecrack cry....They haven't even mentioned the debate....With MK's help I finally figured it out....must be the codine....now if I could only find the remote....
ah, who cares..
I am sitting in the Volkswagen dealership, and they want more than 500 bucks from me.
Life sucks ass.
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