Friday, October 3rd 2008

Hasselbeck Is Here To Stay

Just like this gigantic tranny pony will forever haunt my nightmares, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will continue to wreak havoc on "The View." She denied the rumors that she's taking her act to Fox News.

Her agent issued this statement to UsWeekly yesterday: "While Elisabeth Hasselbeck has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View. Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations."

Since the devil isn't available to be a panelist on "The View," Elisabeth is a good second choice. The show will be all sorts of boring if Elisabeth wasn't there to make Joy rip out her pubic hairs in frustration.

Speaking of..... I am so fucking mad at those lazy bitches for not taping a live show today. "The View" aired a pre-taped episode today, so they didn't talk about last night's debate at all! Today was going to be the day that Whoopi and Joy team up and finally tear Elisabeth to pieces. That's if Elisabeth's head didn't pop off first.

Posted by: Michael K


dukeystar's picture

This bitch scares me more than sarah Palin does

Green Is Good's picture

Glad I don't watch this show. Never have, never will. Who needs all that yappin' first thing in the morning?

christine the hoff's picture

she needs her republican mouth nailed shut. I wish the pony had kicked her, hard.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

Salem13's picture

I knew she wouldn't get on fox news, bitch wouldn't last 5 seconds with Bill O'Reilly's senile old ass.

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

ZiggyStardust's picture

Actually, the pupil appears to be extremely dilated.

Is the horse on drugs?

Meth?

Perhaps this explains why the horse has not saught out help for its possible Conjunctivitis. Not that I've touched drugs before (besides heroin and Diet Coke) but I don't imagine that you would want to visit your doctor if you were wired to the moon.

And yet this horse is deemed fit to look after children?

Does America not have background checks?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

TITS's picture

I want MK's job. Watch tv and bitch/gossip.

I could do that!!!!

What's the pay like?

~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

lindseyc's picture

Totally unrelated.... I just found out my dermatologist is Chase Crawford's dad... He's going to grow up to look like Clay Aiken. Here's a link to his page! http://www.dallasassocderm.com/staff_crawford.html

Salem13's picture

Who the fuck cares, OMG MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

Hekki's picture

Why would she have a great relationship with Fox News? Unless she was negotiating with them.

Although why they would want this mental lightweight is beyond me. I guess they think that conservative women like her or something. You know, the way all women will automatically vote for Palin because she is a woman.

ZiggyStardust's picture

What is that pink mark on the pupil of the pony?

Very irresponsible of the costume designers if you ask me.

Conjunctivitis is not something that we should be trying to make look cute or adorable.

Awareness is key.
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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

mike's picture

Well, it wasn't like I was going to START watching The View if she had left.