Beyonce Always Comes Prepared
Margarita with one lime? CHECK! One of Mrs. Roper's old scarves? CHECK! The "I'm too good for this shit" face? CHECK! Five bodyguards? CHECK. Hoooold up. Why does Beyonce need five fucking bodyguards to protect her ass?
Beyonce, Solange is locked up in the basement all week. She can't get to you to ask for a job or a leftover weave. She can't bother you.
She probably has three bodyguards on her booty at all times. One is in charge of protecting her enoromous ego. And the other one is there because he's bald and everyone should have at least one security dude that sort of looks like Steve from "The Jerry Springer Shower."
And if Beyonce is going to have 5 bodyguards, she could at least hire hot ones. Hot ones who wear matching thong speedos while guarding their client at the beach. You know they hate her ass. The one in the back is thinking, "Why did I quit my security job at Walgreens for this fuckery?"
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Is she really that famous/important that she needs bodyguards, much less 5 of them?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
What I don't understand is why people think hiring 'goons' is going to keep you safe; we had security guards like that at my school and they were out of breath in like 2 seconds. I'd want some military sort of dude who looks like nothing but can take someone out or chase them down like nothing.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Hmmm, if there were no "Beyonce" those five tools would be unemployed. Beyonce is saving our economy singlehandedly. Thank You, girl!
Bitch has a fat head to match her fat ass AND fat thighs. EWWW!!!! You know what, those security guys are hating their lives but they're also getting paid well probably, so whatever!
Your face!
3 of those guards are probably for that ring she's wearing...my goodness. She went MONTHS without wearing it and now she wants to wear it to the beach; brilliant Bey. She needs to get over herself, because the rest of the world already is.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She needs to get over herself...if she really wanted privacy, she has the money to go to her own private island and "not be bothered"
Group hug for PSL
somehow, I can't hate on her, and I like her with JayZ too, ugh, I'm getting soft in my old age.
and I do think she's beautiful, for any color of person.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Ugh!! Beyondontsay!
...on another note that ring is HUGE!
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"Oh you Bitch"
Can't stand this ho. I also hate when people act like she's the measure for African-American beauty. Um, not all of us have blonde horse hair weaves or HUGE asses.
Thank you.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
i hardly remember who she is anymore.....NEXT
thats a pic of my girl.
Does Beyonce bleach her skin?
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/music/slideshow/girlgroups/img_9.j...
Yes, Beyonce is a very humble person...*eye roll*
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Fame+Money = Prison.
The guys in stripes are her bodyguards.
The guys in suits are hotel security.
Glad I don't have to be afraid to sit by the pool.
she is humble
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Nothing attracts attention like Neanderthals in suits. Which is what she desperately craves.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Why she be thinking she somebody special like the president or someone like that?
she usually looks ridiculous on the beach. Wears a ton of jewelry, etc....dumbass.
I am in a shit mood. Fuck all of them.
Now I have to go into work early, when all I want to do is crawl into bed and sleep for the rest of the day. Dammit.
Hope you all have a better day than mine....
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Does she really need so many bodyguards?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Thats a "I be hiding my big bottom half" sarong.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Definitely not hot. She looks chunky as hell.
MMMmm..Not a big fan of the bathing suit, or of the wrap, or of her face, or of her hair...
These were definetly not Hot bikini pics