HoHan Wants A Baby Friend

In the November issue of Marie Claire (via NYDN), HoHan says she knows that one day she'll replace her one hitter with a baby rattle. She tells the magazine that she wants to adopt a baby of some sort in the future.

HoHan said, "At some point ... I want to adopt a kid ... A child in need or a newborn from another country. I'm not sure yet."

I know where HoHan's coming from. Every now and again that maternal feeling washes over me. Yes, being around BABIES sometimes makes my nails sweat, but maybe they make medication for that.

I mean, there are times when I'm home alone and I think about how wonderful it would be to have a Baby Friend to keep me company. Baby Friend can hand me my cocktail when I'm too lazy to bend over and get it from the coffee table. Baby Friend can even stroke my back with its tiny hands while I'm barfing into the toilet. Baby Friend can also crawl down to the street corner to pick up my dime bag from the dealer. And if I ever get pulled over for a DUI, I can switch places with Baby Friend and it can take the fall. I'm too fragile for jail, but my future Baby Friend is not. Baby Friend wants what's best for me.

So I completely understand why HoHan wants a Baby Friend of her own one day.

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Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:42pm.

My baby friend would bring me Gansitos.. yummy..
Anyhoo, I doubt that she is a lesbian.. she just found someone who would pay attention to her and latched on like a crab in Kim Kardashian's vagina.

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:41pm.

Ugh I thought that whole "adopt a kid" trend was over? And why does her face look like that? She looks like an extra from some 80s teen movie.

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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:40pm.

This reminds me of that episode of AbFab where Edina considers adopting a Romanian baby.

"I would be quite a bit like Mia Farrow. I could have more than one. I mean I always regretted not getting a Vietnamese one, when that was the thing. I could get one in every colour...one in every room."

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by gucci on October 3, 2008 - 6:00pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP:

i don't know i'm confused. is this all for attention or is she genuinely a lesbian?
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I think she's geniunely a lesbian, or she'd be talking about being with SamRo WAY more than she does. Given her previous blabber mouth self, she's nearly dead-quiet this time around.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:38pm.

HoHan said, "At some point ... I want to adopt a kid ... A child in need or a newborn from another country. I'm not sure yet."
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O well, of course you do. You're just so hip like that.

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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:37pm.

I never had kids but can understand the urge to have the little ones around. Then again, I'd also be happy to have more money. To satisfy both of these needs, I'm going to open a Third World sweatshop. Wish me luck!

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:36pm.

If God intrusts this woman with a baby, it'll be fucked in so many ways I couldn't even begin to start.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:35pm.

i don't know i'm confused. is this all for attention or is she genuinely a lesbian?
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I don't think she is a genuine lesbian, I think she was really traumatized by events in the past and this is the one person she can cling to and love and trust right now. Some peen will come along eventually, and SamRo will be history.

Submitted by MargeAggedon on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:32pm.

Babies are not fashion accessories.
I expect there is more than one celebutard learning that the hard way as we speak. And as important a lesson as that is, it's really not a good reason to leave a child alone with some of these people.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:32pm.

Would her "baby" friend advise her to stop wearing that ridiculous Wet 'n Wild pink lipstick? That's all I wanna know.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:31pm.

HoHan said, "At some point ... I want to adopt a kid ... A child in need or a newborn from another country. I'm not sure yet."

Children in need all over the world collectively shudder...

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:31pm.

I want a baby.

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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:30pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP:

i don't know i'm confused. is this all for attention or is she genuinely a lesbian?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 5:26pm.

Submitted by gucci on October 3, 2008 - 5:53pm.
is she gay or isn't she?
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She's in a relationship with a chick. Isn't that sort of like asking, so is the world big, or isn't it?