Jodie Marsh Shows Wonky How It's Done
The other day, Wonky McValtrex was out working the stroll looking like a grimey used condom left in the gutter for the water roaches to pick at. Last night in London, Jodie Marsh wore something similar except she looked like a stunning black pearl floating in the golden sea. Jodie has more elegance in one of her pussy pimples than Wonky has in her whole entire body.
It looks like Jodie might have gotten a few new tattoos? Oh wait. I shouldn't call them tattoo when referring to Jodie. I should call them exquisite pieces of body art. I think one of them is a portrait of Buddy Holly. Buddy must be crying from heaven...because he's so proud that such a fine creature has paid homage to him.
Here's a few more of the always demure Jodie leaving a London club after getting a train ran on her in the bathroom last night. I could lay on her memory foam chichis for the rest of my days.
Submitted by syz75 on October 7, 2008 - 1:24am.
If anybody has noticed that she has 'Allah' in Arabic tatooed on her right hand, if Al-Qaeda or Taliban find this out and capture her, they might just cut her hand off.
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I doubt she has a clue what it means. Maybe there's a reward?
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
If anybody has noticed that she has 'Allah' in Arabic tatooed on her right hand, if Al-Qaeda or Taliban find this out and capture her, they might just cut her hand off.
I can't even comment on this wierdo! I just did now I have to go scoop my eyes out. I don't get it this kind of look I thought was over with, wow yes we all got all shocked when Paris Hilton was doing it in the early 2000's now it can't shock anyone anymore..get with the times, this look is so old she looks like an aged prossie.
ick....this skank is just nasty...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I cant help but reminisce about a recent caption contest: I think Jodie bought this outfit "off the rack".
Her boob skin looks ew (take a closer look if you dare) and she looks like she has an ass coming out of her top.
A shame she s actually not ugly.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
FRIGHT NIGHT!
Is that a tattoo of Buddy Holly on her arm or what the fuck is that? If there was a bit more coverage up top, that would be nice but what is happening to her pants/boots/leather legwarmers/whatever that is?
good lord what is the issue with her nose? wonk and fug dont even BEGIN to cover it!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
She looks like someone cooked her. . . and she really should have those giant tumors removed!
it looks like two monsters are trying to burst out of chest..scary looking
Skank ho. That's about all that's left to say.
Jesus Christ!
What a monster. She might as well have a dick!
The only way those plastic tits could look any more like marshmallows is if they were floating in a cup of hot chocolate.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The poor man's Aubrey O'Day.
OJ: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Yessss.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Performing acts of oral sex on the Hilton, Winehouse and Marsh?
Suddenly, the fate of Prometheus - the rebel of Olympus who stole the flame for mortal man - seems like a casual rapping of the wrist.
I'd much sooner offer my liver to be chewed from my carcass by a demonic eagle.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
While he's rooming with Pigez, make him Pigez's personal pube cleaner.
With his tongue!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
*phew* OK
Ummm....slit his throat and pour Jagermeister on it while listening to Kato Kaelin's testimony play over and over & tattooing prison bars on his eyelids and making him room with Perez Hilton on ecstasy?
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
***Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 4, 2008 - 7:39am.
Being forced to simultaneously pleasure Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, and Jodie Marsh (since it's her post).
Orally.
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Sorry for the delay. I just had a sudden urge to grab my tongue scraper and scrape so hard my taste buds are floating in the sink.
BRB
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 4, 2008 - 7:34am.
Being forced to simultaneously pleasure Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, and Jodie Marsh (since it's her post).
Orally.
All day with no breaks.
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***Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 4, 2008 - 7:28am.
I was thinking the hooker's death.
With rusty razors.
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Yeah, with Tommy Lee's infected peen w/rusty razors & dirty heroin needles jutting out of each raging herpes sore.
Top that! :)
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 4, 2008 - 7:26am.
I was thinking the hooker's death.
With rusty razors.
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Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on October 4, 2008 - 7:07am.
Toxic poison....no, wait a minute.
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***Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 4, 2008 - 7:06am.
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on October 4, 2008 - 7:04am.
Oooh, and with nails jutting out of the knife.
Rusty nails.
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And not a broom....more like a baseball bat.
Come to think of it, that arrogant piece of fucking shit O.J. deserves to live an eternal life of excruciating pain. Remember "The Sloth" from the movie 'Se7en'? That would *almost* be justice.
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Rusty nails..dipped in poison.
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on October 4, 2008 - 7:04am.
Oooh, and with nails jutting out of the knife.
Rusty nails.
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LOL! You're right. What I wanted to say is I would prefer to see the said broom with a knife tied to the end.
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on October 4, 2008 - 6:42am.
Fuck people and their PC bullshit. Some people just deserve to be mutilated corpses. And there's nothing wrong with wishing it happen to said people.
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OnTopic: Jodie Marsh actually looks almost presentable in these pics.
@Chris Eccleston... on October 4, 2008 - 6:35am.
I'm hoping he goes the Jeffrey Dahmer route. Beaten to death by a broom handle in the shithouse.
One can only hope :)
I know that's a terrible thing to hope for but I really would like to see him get the justice he deserves. The kind he serves out.
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on October 4, 2008 - 6:21am.
@ Chris Eccleston
I think he thought his fame would protect him again. He looked shocked, the asswipe. I hope he gets what Skybitch hopes for.
I'm hoping he goes the Jeffrey Dahmer route. Beaten to death by a broom handle in the shithouse.
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I knew all these comments were not about this whore, she's nowhere near interesting enough for THAT many comments!
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HOT Men, HOT fun!
@ Chris Eccleston
I think he thought his fame would protect him again. He looked shocked, the asswipe. I hope he gets what Skybitch hopes for.
The look of shock on his face was priceless. Did you see the photo on cnn.com? That smug bastard. I hope he dies in prison.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 4, 2008 - 2:53am.
WOW. That psycho deserves it!
Angel, I'm so happy the Nevada court system works. Maybe the California courts can learn something.
I hope they throw the book at him. 8 or 9 times.
OnT: Why is she so lumpy? And is she covered in dogpoo or is that self tanner?
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 4, 2008 - 2:44am.
OT, but I don't give a fuck.
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O.J. Simpson has been found guilty on all charges in the armed robbery-kidnapping trial.
It was 13 hours of deliberation for the jury after 13 years to the day O.J. Simpson was acquitted of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.
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Ha! Can anyone say karma?
How about psychic? I was practically in bed when I decided to have one last look...♥ ThreadKilla!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Skanktastique.
And yes, OJ is finally going to jail!!!!!!!
Drinks on me!
Now let's work on R. Kelly!!!!!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I hope OJ's cellmate is gay as hell and has a humongous cock.
and no saliva glands.
and a scorching case of herpes.
and a mega-Viagra script.....
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 4, 2008 - 2:44am.
VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!
~~"Honkey, PLEASE!" Bill Maher speaking for Obama.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 4, 2008 - 2:41am.
That's MISTER dickhead boss to you. I guess that wasn't the brake line I cut. Bet his auto transmission won't shift into 3rd gear though!!!!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Give her a pixie cut, dye the hair black, give her cute librarian clothes, take away the tanning booth, chisel off the pounds of makeup and finally place black rimmed glaces on that unique nose, and you've got yourself an adorable girl.
Why do bitches do this to themselves?
OT, but I don't give a fuck.
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O.J. Simpson has been found guilty on all charges in the armed robbery-kidnapping trial.
It was 13 hours of deliberation for the jury after 13 years to the day O.J. Simpson was acquitted of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.
O.J. now faces a prison sentence of 15 years to life for gunpoint robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas casino hotel room more than a year ago.
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WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!!! Burn in hell, motherfucker!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 4, 2008 - 1:19am.
Additionally, JOE SHMOE!!!!!!!!!
Where the fuck you been?
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Hey TV...I've been busy at work. How it's going? Still have a dickhead boss??
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@TITS
My sis, she makes a mean mango chicken salad.
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2cents - who's cooking is the question!
~~"Honkey, PLEASE!" Bill Maher speaking for Obama.
Submitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 2:19am.
Fun/suicide, its a fine line. But Fuck yes it looks fun. They should 3D that shit and put it in IMAX (do you have that?). Speaking of suicide, my Mum is down for the weekend and I have to go to my sisters for dinner.
Have a fun arvo/night everyone. I'll catchchoo later.
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2cents - that was heaven. those guys are my heroes. I really regret not having been a bike courier when I was in my 20's. Would have been goooood at it too.
loved the limo bit. always laugh when i zip by them.
it's raining so hard here it's hitting the windows like sleet. no biking tomorrow i'll bet. bugger. now i'm itching for a good hard ride.
~~"Honkey, PLEASE!" Bill Maher speaking for Obama.
Submitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 2:10am.
Angel - the music is perfect eh?
here's his site with more vids. guys an animal. wish i could ride like that and live.
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I used to ride with guys who rode like that, of course...they were insane. Ew! When he touched that bus I remembered how DIRTY I was all the time!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Angel - the music is perfect eh?
here's his site with more vids. guys an animal. wish i could ride like that and live.
http://www.digave.com/videos/index.htm
watching the one on the frozen river now.
~~"Honkey, PLEASE!" Bill Maher speaking for Obama.
Submitted by TITS on October 4, 2008 - 1:47am.
That was INSANE. I kept flinching the whole time.
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