The New Mr. And Mrs. Howard Stern
Howard Stern, 54, married Beth Ostrosky, 36, at Le Cirque in NYC last night. Seriously, they got married at Le Cirque! A fucking restaurant. That's like me getting married at Red Lobster. Actually, that's not a bad idea. A cheese biscuit wedding cake! Delicious.
A bunch of stupid ass celebrities showed up to the wedding for some free booze and cake. The guest list included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Robin Quivers, Kelly Ripa and Chevy Chase. Kelly Ripa's husband Mark Consuelos officiated the ceremony. Billy Joel sang at the reception.
Do you think the guests took turns throwing lunch meat at Beth's bare ass during the reception? You probably weren't allowed to take the table centerpieces, but I'm sure Howard gave a free pair of fake titties to a lucky guest. Hopefully, it was Chevy Chase.
This is Beth's first marriage and Howard's second.
I don't know what to think of Beth. Should I be celebrating another victory for The Gold Diggers' Club? For some reason I get the feeling that Beth actually lo-lov-loves Howard. Gross, right? If that's the case then she should really tell her therapist about this. That's not natural. If that's not the case then I wish her all the best in getting that CASH!
Here's Beth, Howard and their grouchy dog leaving for their honeymoon this morning.
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She's almost old enough not to be his daughter. It won't last. I'll give them a year. She better get her claws in deep (into his wallet).
Howard's got enough money, why'd he get somebody so Old?
TT99, Alison left Howard, not the other way around. Also, she got half of Howard's money in the divorce and then went on to quickly marry another millionaire. Howard admitted on the show that he was stunned at how fast she remarried. I think any "resentment" had much more to do with that. And Howard has said of Alison, "We genuinely like each other. I think I was in full-blown denial about our problems. I thought I had it all together. It's sad that it ended. It still pains me."
Beth's such a lucky girl! She's got Howard Stern as a mate, Billy Joel sang at her wedding, Mark Consuelos officiated. Even Adam Carrolla and John Stamos were there! Oh joy. It's like a fairy tale; every woman's dream. http://starcasm.net/archives/614
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Congrats to Howard and Beth !! Bianca is adorable !! ...
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Forget the couple, I friggin love that bulldog! So cute, what attitude. He's even gettin' in the limo for a ride.
I Love Howard's show, don't get me wrong, and I know he has a deep respect for his ex. However. It always kinda pissed me off the resentment that he had in his voice after they split and she remarried and remained in their previous married house. As if his ex was supposed to uproot her kids, find a new house, just so not to upset Howard. Men have to accept the fact that if you leave your wife, she's gonna get on with her life, with your kids, with your money, and guess what, WITHOUT YOU!
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Howard has become what he used to make fun of --one of those sleazy, old rich guys who marry much younger women. Hope he has a good prenup.
Submitted by MrPerfect on October 5, 2008 - 1:15am.
Beth had her own career before she met Howard, besides she's turned down a lot of work because of the guy. She was even offered a spot on last season's "Dancing With the Stars" ....
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Beth had her own career before she met Howard, besides she's turned down a lot of work because of the guy. She was even offered a spot on last season's "Dancing With the Stars" but instead opted to stay in New York with Howard no matter how much the show tried to work around her schedule since he flat out said he couldn't handle her not being around him during the time it would take her to do the show.
Also, I'm more than sure she'll pop out a kid no matter how much he keeps saying they don't want to and he doesn't want one. Even the other cast members of the show have said she's going to want one at some point even if he says he'll leave her if she does.
That dog ROCKS~holy shit, I love her! I have a bulldog & she is the best dog! So sweet & gentle, but she does fart & burp like a sailor, but you gotta take the good w/ the bad, I suppose. Bianca is a pretty bitch & her mug is prettier than Howards imho. :)
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Beth has man hands....
i have a love/hate relationship with howard...i think beth loves him, but time will tell...better hope that prenup is airtight...
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I've been listening to Stern since his NBC days. LOVE HIM!!! Glad he and Beth got married! I wish them all the best. Next week will be reruns on Sirius but that is all good!
BIANCA THE BULLDOG ROCKS!!!
LOL the dog is the only hot slut in this photo.
I never liked Howard Stern. Sarah Silverman attended his wedding?! Isn't she supposed to be a feminist?
No wait, she s lame, that's why.
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i like howard, love his show, sirius is awesome. and beth seems really sweet, she does alot for animals which is good in my book, plus Bianca the bulldog kicks ass.
http://www.myspace.com/64682224 I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH HOWARDS NEICE SHARON SHE WAS A TOTAL SWEETHEART!!!!!LUV THAT GAL!!!
If he had no money, she would NOT love him or giving him the time of day. I think that makes her a gold-digger with a heart of gold.
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Please she always wanted to marry him. From dating, moving in right way, taking care of the dog as a prelude to a baby, and don't forget the engagement chicken she was constantly feeding him to get him to marry her. She really put time on that relationship to get married pre nup or not. She worked it really well, and trust she will push out a baby to secure herself. He said he would never get married and have more children. One down, one too go. Go beth, she put that time in so she deserves it.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Yeah I was one the cheap aas loyal fans who wouldn't cough up the bucks to follow hin to Sirius.
Howard's cool. I wish them the best.
I hope he has many daughters of his own. The world can always use a few more sluts.
Love Howard Stern
Don't know anything about Beth
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I LOVE THAT DOG HOLY SHIT
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What's the thumbs up for? "yay! I get to spend the rest of my life taking it up the butt from a big misogynistic dog who has his nose in stripper cooches every day!"
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I HATE howard Stern with a passion! He is one of the sleaziest scumbags to walk the earth. WHY in gods name would any sane woman marry that piece of crap? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I don't care if his balls are made of solid gold, and his peen spits out diamonds! No amount of money could make me even puke on that sick, misogynistic, hateful, disgusting pig!
On a side note I wonder if Beth takes it up the poop shooter? Sorry for being gross. But that pig she married is ALWAYS on about anal sex. So I wonder if Beth lets him do her in the backdoor?
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on October 4, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Mazeltov!
It's kind of sad that he left his first wife, but I guess all men that achieve success and power dump their first old ladies, so they can play the field and then marry a trophy. Now that women have money, they do the same thing -- even more so
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Actually he did not dump his first wife. She dumped him. He was kind of mess back then he admits being emotionally withholding and weird, but they had a very amicable divorce and still remain friendly. He talks in nothing but glowing terms about his ex which is rare and speaks well of them both. His ex-wife is remarried and is apparently very happy. So he isn't the typical rich celeb pig (like Donald Trump) who trades in his wives like cars when they get to old and moves on to a younger model.
I had always heard that ALison left him for her personal trainer. A listener even called in to discuss it and Howard freaked out and hung up on him. I don't think that he was much fun to be married to then - he used to talk about how depressed he was and that he didn't want to go anywhere or do anything. When he met Beth it seemed like he started being - and having - more fun.
I haven't listened to him in years though. Throwing baloney at naked girls was just so lowbrow. It's a shame that the whole Stern show mentality only values women who are a. thin, b. have big tits and c. will get naked and humiliate themselves sexually for his show. I hope he treats his daughters differently.
God, that sounds too much like my honeymoon. I especially hated the modeling bit...burlap chafes!
I bet on their honeymoon he'll make her model really tacky lingerie for him, and then criticize her on how low her ass hangs!
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yeah, what howard did to his (ex) wife discussing their miscarriage on the air, was pretty fucking low. but the guy's also been in therapy 3-4 days a week for the last 8 years, so i guess after his first marriage fell apart, he realized what a lunatic he had been. now he won't even discuss his ex on the air unless it is to praise her and speak very vaguely about their relationship.
he really isn't quite the asshole he used to be, which i'm glad for. and beth doesn't strike me as a golddigger. she actually seems to enjoy howard's neuroses. wish them both the best.
I'm voting gold digger on Beth. She told him she had no interest in marring him, when he said he never wanted to get married again. Remember, this girl said she was a model, with nothing to show for, after she started dating Howard, she had all these photo shoots, that Howard promoted on his show.
When he bought his upper east side apartment, he got a interior designer and discussed with this designer how he would like hes apartment done. So this guy did the apartment and Howard liked it. Then Beth moved in, she changed everything, spending more and more of Howard money. The designer was so pissed off, she didn't care about his design and added her 'bad' taste to the apartment.
But, they deserve each other, they're both shallow.
Doesn't she look like Alexis Arquette in that first picture?
How many years until she's preggers?
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She doesn't strike me as a gold digger. I think she actually loves Howard. And if she did not, Howard (however vulgar he is) would realize it, and never would have married her.
Damn, is she skinny. What size does she wear? Double O Nothing?
I haven't listened to Howard in the last five years but I liked his funny skits back then.
His new wife looks cute. I wish them well.
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Submitted by bambam on October 4, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I've told this story before here about his call to his ex waay back when she had a miscarriage and he was working in DC.
When she understood what he was talking about (how bummed out and depressed HE was) ON THE AIR, she became increasingly hysterical and tried to dissuade him. He was having none of it and kept pressing her to talk about the miscarriage until she burst into tears and hung up on him. He was totally clueless. It was one of the most painful exchanges I'd ever heard and I made the guys turn that shit off and I'm a guy myself.
That guy may save the world one day but I'll never forget how much a piece of shit he's been to people close to him and others. He's a piece of shit.
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I tend to agree with you and I know that story. He also apparently told his wife to take a picture of the miscarriage so their parents could have pictures of their grandkid. I mean, really. That's not entertainment, that's sick. And this man is paid millions to do it. Nasty.
He's an insensitive bastard and his wife put up with him for far too long. I hope she got a boatload of cash.
I miss the Howard Stern show on WWOR channel 9. The Hollywood Homeless Squares with the KKK Guy and Underdog Woman. And who could forget the Millie Vanillie Story? Those mops on their heads were brilliant!
awww. I miss Chevy Chase... think I'll Griswald my house for Christmas this year... ho ho ho
Howard has given me the gift of laughter almost every day for over 20 years and for that, I am extremely grateful. Anyone who knows Howard personally will tell you that he is an incredibly generous, intelligent, and kind person. Congratulations to he and Beth. You've got to hear his show on a consistent basis to really appreciate it, and I understand an equal opportunity offender is not for everyone, but I thank him for his candor.....and the all-time best celebrity interviews ever!
I am happy for them, if anyone can still believe love and marriage can last then god bless em.
I believe Beth actually loves Howard for real...
As for Howard and his show...Loves it!
I believe sometimes he goes to far....but u can't please everyone right????
Michael K never goes too far. I swallow every bit of his SNark, lmao
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I have no strong feelings about Howard Stern one way or the other, but congrats! If she really is a (undercover) gold digger she sure doesn't dress like one.
That doggie has very white fur. Cute.
It's hard to feel all mushy about the bulldog breed because they seem unnatural. Their shoulders have been bred to be so wide that mother dogs can no longer give natural birth because their hips are too narrow. Bulldogs of the nineteenth century had a much different stature. Sucks to be a pregnant bulldog not under the care of humans.
I remember him talking about Allison (his ex-wife) and their relationship on the air ALL the time: I hope she's happier now - she deserves it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 4, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Say what you will about Howard's show, his humor, etc.; but Howard has never talked bad about his ex; and in fact praised her highly when they were legally separated. They had an extremely civilized divorce. No drama on Page Six. He didn't try to screw her or their kids out of money.
Although Beth didn't have Howard money, she had her own career before dating him. And she comes off genuinely nice. Not a phony bimbo sucking up to a rich guy.
And I LIKE his show. Listened since the 1980's. If that makes me crude, so be it! I embrace my crudeness.
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Not to begrudge you your opinion, but Howard WAS and WILL ALWAYS BE a self absorbed, insensitive asshole of the first order to me. I've told this story before here about his call to his ex waay back when she had a miscarriage and he was working in DC.
When she understood what he was talking about (how bummed out and depressed HE was) ON THE AIR, she became increasingly hysterical and tried to dissuade him. He was having none of it and kept pressing her to talk about the miscarriage until she burst into tears and hung up on him. He was totally clueless. It was one of the most painful exchanges I'd ever heard and I made the guys turn that shit off and I'm a guy myself.
That guy may save the world one day but I'll never forget how much a piece of shit he's been to people close to him and others. He's a piece of shit.
Mazeltov!
It's kind of sad that he left his first wife, but I guess all men that achieve success and power dump their first old ladies, so they can play the field and then marry a trophy. Now that women have money, they do the same thing -- even more so.
Yup -- sex and money.
That man is uglier than a herpes breakout. She deserves every penny.
The dog is so cute. No opinion on the humans.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Howard was so funny years ago. Like everyone else though, he started to suck once he became like the very people he picked on.
You know, I bet Beth does love him. But would she have ever given him a chance if he were a normal, not insanely rich, guy? Don't think so.
Can't hate on them. I think they truly are in love and adore each other. More power to them.
Submitted by Paquita on October 4, 2008 - 12:44pm.
". . . her mom's first guess was Brad Pitt and she said no mom its Howard Stern. And the mom hung up the phone and didn't talk to her for a week . . ."
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lol!! that's funny!
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she looks kinda like a dorky girls volley ball player; but i'm sure he loves her volley balls best of all
I can't wrap my mind around this couple: I've never liked him and Lord knows he's unattractive, but hey, whatever.