Tuesday, October 7th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Matthew Roloff (47)
Edison Chen (28)
Aaron Ashmore (29)
Shawn Ashmore (29)
Taylor Hicks (32)
Rachel McAdams (32)
Nicole Ari Parker (38)
Thom Yorke (40)
Toni Braxton (41)
Simon Cowell (49)
Dylan Baker (49)
Judy Landers (50)
Michael W. Smith (51)
Jayne Torvill (51)
Tico Torres (52)
Yo-Yo Ma (53)
John Cougar Mellencamp (57)
Joy Behar (65)
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I'm so smittem by Matt Rolff! damn slut makes me horny! he is like the Richard Gere mini-me!
move over amy~! he's mine!
Whoot Whoot Thom Yorke!
Yes he's odd looking, but hot as hell, wonky eye, British teeth and all.
Thom Yorke is the Head Bitch In Charge. I'd hit that at any age... and twice on weekends. His wonky-eyed photo would have been epic for this post.
I heart the Roloffs.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Rachel McAdams is going to be 30 in November. IMDb is wrong.
Happy birthday to Thom Yorke!
Oh the Roloffs...I live in Portland, which is about 30 minutes from where they live. It seems like everyone here knows someone that knows someone that knows the Roloff kids and thinks they're douches.
That being said my friend and I plan on going to "punkin' season" as Matt Roloff calls it. Just to say we went. This will of course, probably not be a sober event.
Happy birthday Thom Yorke, you genius weirdo. His picture would have been soo much better. I think he's beautiful. I mean he borders on ugly but he's beautiful.
I really cant stand this attention whore family. Plus the mom treats her dwarf son like shit!
Happy birthday to Thom Yorke! The only hot slut up there.
If Richard Gere was born as a Little Person..he would look like Matt Rolof,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
OMG! Taykor Hicks is only 32??
I thought he was near his 5o's!!
That shit is creepy
Not to be politically incorrect or anything, but am I the only one who fucking hates that stupid show Little People, Big World?? Ok, I get that they have challenges, but who wants to watch an hour of them getting on & off a step stool to get shit from their cupboards? I mean who really gives a fuck? My 10 yr old neice is fascinated by this show and TLC had a fucking MARATHON of it on one Saturday when she was over. After 4 hours I was like, can we please watch something else, enough with the little people!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 7, 2008 - 10:16am.
TAco gnomes!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 10:11am
TASTEE FREEZE TIMES!!!
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Cums to the Boswalla Freezey and licks frozen taco gnomes.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 7, 2008 - 10:09am.
When he says "suckin on a chilli dog"
I gag
but its CLASSIC
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I see a lot of names and a lot of what-evs.
Ok, maybe John Cougar, John Cougar Mellencamp, just John Mellencamp.
"Little diddy 'bout Jack and Diane,
Two 'Merican kids done the best that they can."
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Impertinent Vixen - LOL @ "Yo Ma Ma"
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I couldn't believe Joy Behar was 65 so I went to imdb to check it.. they are saying she is 66.
Either way.. love her or hate her.. she looks GOOD for her age!!!
Yup, I was torn from stem to stern.
Total labor 14 hours.
Second child only took 6.
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My son wanted me to go to the bar with him last night! It just seemed weird to me so I stayed home. Don't want people calling me "Coog".
Jill-the-ripper: Is that prolonged delivery where your name comes from?
I ripped twice. Eeeew! I only pushed for 10 minutes with the second one. Jebus!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 7, 2008 - 9:39am.
It's also my son's 25th birthday, I pushed for 4 hours but we ended up having a high forceps delivery anyway. Glad that's over with.
Now THATS what you call paying your Snatch Tax!
Happy Birffday to you and your son!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It's also my son's 25th birthday, I pushed for 4 hours but we ended up having a high forceps delivery anyway. Glad that's over with.
There's a lot of fug on today's list. I see now in the new Little People Big World Matt is reaching out to little people in third world countries. Right. Because I got really tired of watching the Roloffs buy stuff, go to Hawaii, redo their kitchen, build an addition, make a trebuchet, buy some more stuff, redo their deck, etc. It was too much. And the kids were bratty and never helped out and Amy was always perturbed about something.
Happy BD to Yo Yo Ma. I bet BD wishes come from his mom, too, signed Yo Ma Ma.
Toonkinstein yes, that's him from Little People Big World on TLC
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Who is Matthew Roloff (47)?
Is that a picture of him sitting in that tractor? That looks like the same guy who rides the tractor vacuum that picks up the balls at our golf course.....just wunnerin'.
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Why be difficult I strive to be the best impossible I can be!
I love my Sunday mornings with a chai tea, a big scone and some Yo-Yo Ma playing Bach. The things that man can do with a cello.....mmmmmm mmmmmmm!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
"there were some serious idiots born today, judy landers and simon cowell and taylor hicks, how much ugly can one day take"
guess i fall into that category too. it's my birthday!! woohoo!!!
Happy B-Day Toni B and Mr. Mellencamp!
You say that's all right, hold tight
Well I don't even know if I'm doin' this right
Well all right, hold tight
We can stay out all day or we can run around all night
Well all night, all night
Well it's time to go home
And I ain't even done with the night
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I hope Simon has an awful, truly dreadful birthday.
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Now relieve the pressure.
happy burfday thom yorke!!! i had no idea how old he was. i'd totally hit it! he may have crazy eye and all, but the man is music genius.
Happy Birthday all! And yay Rachel!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 8:21am.
Wonder if this pic was before or after Matties DUI. Fah coff.
Cranky today!!!!! No happy birthdays today! Bah humbug.
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Hi Clarisse - I hope your day gets better!
Re. Roloff- he actually was found not guilty of DUI...his defense (he defended himself) was that he was tired, and was driving his wife's van which he wasn't used to (i.e. the hand brakes, etc.).
I give the guy a lot of credit for his accomplishments but don't know if I'd want to be with a guy like that...height aside, he's too intense /hyper for me.
HB to the other sluts today, and Good Morning to everyone!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
SURE Taylor Hick(LoL)is 32.My Ass.
Is Joy Behar the chick on "The View"?*GAG*
Wow! Roloff's only a little less than a year older than me!
And I thought that twit Judy Landers would be much older.
I laugh when I see John Mellencamp's name, my niece calls him "The Coog" and Ted Nugent "The Noooge"
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday Thom Yorke! I heart u.
Happy birthday Jayne Torvill. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a bad ass ice dancer like you. Ok, I still do.
Mornin' MK ♥
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
I thought Thom Yorke was a lot older. He's one of the few birthday sluts I'd buy a present for. Happy birthday to him and all of the birthday sluts.
Wonder if this pic was before or after Matties DUI. Fah coff.
Cranky today!!!!! No happy birthdays today! Bah humbug.
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
is he a midget or something? and forty seven??
how about sixty seven. jesus.
there were some serious idiots born today, judy landers and simon cowell and taylor hicks, how much ugly can one day take.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Happy bday to all!
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Happy b-day to all the sluts...
Rollof? he even sounds small.